Dancing with the Stars – the place people who were people who were once on TV go to die…The last hurrah before imprending career suicide….who think that maybe this will put them into the spotlight and reinvent their careers – despite the fact that it hasn’t dont that for any contestant in the last decade – but instead is just popular cuz it’s where the general public go to point and laugh cuz we like seeing celebs at their worse….It makes us feel better about our shitty selves… Here are some of the contestents they announced…. Tsunami Survivor and Boyfriend Killer Petra Nemcova…. Kirstie Alley to See If Her Heart Explodes into a fiery mess of butter, chocolate, pastries and fried food as she starts to break a sweat….clearly hoping for Kelly Osbourne effect, probably gonna end up with the Bernie Mac….. Wendy Williams to keep shit loud and annoying….filled with forced tears and contrived drama…hoping it will increase ratings… Kendra brings the needed trash….you know cuz the sex tape wasn’t bottom feeding enough for her….
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