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Lauren Mellor is the Sports Illustrated Rookie of the DAy

Sports Illustrated is milking their magazine dropping by unleashing their ROOKIES…thinking it will generate some buzz…like this Lauren Mellor….who is some 28 year old boring as shit…at least on her BORING AS SHIT INSTAGRAM …who isn’t all that hot, but is from South Africa, and white…meaning she’s probably Blood Diamond rich and capable of buying her way into anything… The pic is not as fun as this TOP 10 SI Swimsuit COVER post… The pic is not as fun as this THE LAST 500 YEARS in SPORTS ILLUSTRATED SWIMSUIT COVERS The pic is not as exciting as the video of her in swimwear from 2012…because I guess this isn’t her first bikini wearing rodeo…and ROOKIE means something else to the retard average man who still buys magazines magazine……

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Pure Comedy: Hilarious McDonald’s Employee Mimics Automated Voice At Drive Thru

This guy has a future in voice overs. Youtube

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‘Monuments Men’ Cast Reveals George Clooney’s Greatest Weakness

Bill Murray and Matt Damon know the star’s darkest secrets and shared them with us. By Kevin P. Sullivan with reporting by Josh Horowitz

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Mr. Henry Explains His Job On “The Rickey Smiley Morning Show” [EXCLUSIVE AUDIO]

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Georgia May Jagger in a Bikini of the Day

You know who I have a crush on…Georgia May Jagger…not a real crush because I’ve never met her…I just like the idea of fucking Mick Jagger’s androgynous mouth in the least gay way…set on a girl…he created when he wasn’t having anal sex with David Bowie… You know, Mick, the kind of womanly man, who sang his big lips off and you’d catch yourself thinking, “if only those were on a girl, I could imagine the blow job of champions, but since it’s on Mick, I’m gonna pretend I have a boner cuz of the heavy bass, even though he’s really dainty”… You know, his daughter…a model..in her bikini…making all that ok… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Nina Agdal Grabs Her Tit for a Magazine of the Day

I make fun of Nina Agdal for looking like she’s retarded retarded…I’m talking downs syndrome in a home retarded…and part of a work program where she gets paid a discount rate…filling some sort of affirmative action that 10 percent of your workforce needs to be disabled…otherwise you’re not an ethical company……but when she’s grabbing at her tit like some little porn slut about to take two dicks…her retardation disappears…and my love for her…and want and need to care for her is all that matters…

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New York Fashion Week is Going On of the Day

In the event you care, the worlds top models are going to be walking down the runways in various states of undress for the next week at the biggest fashion event in the world…Ne York Fashion Week…and the amazing crew in the stepFORUM have been updating pictures from all the shows they come across…. So to stay Up To Date CLICK HERE I mean if aspiring model, who is trying to position herself hard as fuck and her retard face like Ireland Baldwin is there it must be awesome…right…(see top pic)… Here are a couple pics of her in a leotard to redeem herself…because I don’t hate her as much as her and her father hate me… FASHION WEEK

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Candice Swanepoel for Vogue Germany of the Day

Miley’s tits were in this issue of Vogue Germany…but I like to think Candice Swanepoel, South African lingerie model…with a great ass thanks that forced her to leave South Africa for fear of getting raped by the HIV Positive ridden locals her family exploited to have work their farm when she was growing up… I know her time is coming to an end, she’s getting old, she’s not very exciting, but I’ll still pay attention to her as she get herself into these kinds of situations…even if statistically there is a 10% chance she’s not HIV positive…based on her South Africa connection…that I guess gets thrown out the window with the whole moving away at 14…and…well…you know…statistics…and I know I would like her to sit on my face and suffocate me…put me out of my misery Candice Swanepoel…like I was old yeller….only more pathetic…

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Watch Russian Police Choir Sing ‘Get Lucky’ At The Opening Ceremony, And Don’t Ask Questions

Because you haven’t heard the Record of the Year until the Russian Ministry of Internal Affairs sings it. By Emily Blake

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‘X Factor’ Canceled As Simon Cowell Returns To U.K. Show

‘There is no ‘X Factor USA’ without Simon Cowell,’ entertainment chairman Kevin Reilly says in a statement. By Emily Blake

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