I don’t know when Rosie Huntington Whitely see through pics were taken, I feel like I’ve already posted them on the site, but I am too lazy to look and more importantly too much of a crackhead to remember the 30,000 posts I’ve done in 10 years…and the fact that I’ve done that many posts, with only one book deal and one movie deal that never happened…is very fucking pathetic… Almost as pathetic as obsessing over some twat I don’t know, will never meet, and don’t really get excited about because I am not bald and don’t need to reference her as a girl who likes bald guys and is loyal to bald guys as long as they are rich and ripped and famous… But I don’t think looking at a bitch’s nipples in pics I’ve probably seen but don’t remember because I am not obsessing is really obsessing…but maybe I’m just making excuses.
Doutzen Kroes is Riding some statues, and she’s fully clothed in some fashion bullshit for Vogue or some other obscure market fashion imprint…and I am posting it because she’s a lingerie model, and we like lingerie models, even when they represent and evil corporation that exploits Bangladeshi workers to make good margins on over-priced, well marketed, low quality, underwear for middle America…that I guess isn’t even really lingerie or lingerie modelling, but is generally half naked…but more importantly…I am posting this because a woman pressed up against plaster must be a fetish somewhere… I like to take high concept, beautifully shot things, and take a huge shit on them…and make them bad..It’s my thing.
Bar Refaeli is on Vacation in Thailand. I know this because I clicked on her instagram to see what she’s been up to. Not because I care about what Bar Refaeli is up to, but because I like to see what Leonardo DiCaprio’s herpes do ten years after leaving their mark on a bitch…not that herpes are even a big deal with Valtrex they clear up before they even start…and I don’t even know if Bar Refaeli or DiCaprio even has his herpes…I just figure that was a good angle to think about when viewing these pics that don’t matter, that aren’t nude enough, but that are a little slutty, because slutty keeps the fan base she worked so hard getting naked in AMerica building…
I fell in love with a Jenner, at least her name is Katie Jenner and I don’t think she’s related to Bruce Jenner, or the product of Bruce Jenner’s sex change, but rather she’s just stuck with his unfortunate last name… She’s 18, and we had phone sex with at 6 am…Why, because I signed up to a phone sex site that is amazing because life needs more excitement and the girls I know don’t want to fuck me…and more importantly because porn sucks…so what’s a chronic masturbator to do…I also love phone sex…. If you’re wondering why I chose this Jenner…it’s because of what she had to say for herself…. I’m a very naughty girl but none of the boys my age are ever man enough to spank me,or pull my hair,or fuck me hard like I need it. I mean I know I’m small but you wont break me I promise lol I’m 18 and totally ready to play with someone hot! I don’t mind sharing, since she doesn’t belong to me, Check her out, CLICK HERE I SAID TO HAVE PHONE SEX WITH HER CLICK HERE Let’s masturbate to the same girl telling us dirty things…
Miley Cyrus posted a picture with her sex toy….which would be actually worth talking about if she was inserting it and not just posing with it on her lap in an awkward “teen girl with a vibrator”…let’s have a good “LOLZ” for the internet…but when no one is around test it out kind of situation… You see we’ve seen her nipples, her vaginas, not things she’ll try to fit in her vaginas, but out of context and not in her vagina, even if “trying” was a slight exaggeration, cuz I know, as a man who has fisted small girls…every girl can fit an cramped up hand…if they really want to. Let’s hope it gets leaked as a sex tape. Here’s a tit in bra shot from her instagram… HERE ARE A BUNCH OF Miley Cyrus In Concert PORN THANKS TO MADAM MEOW GO
We’ve always been able to count on Taylor Swift and her sweet stems to put on a good leg show in the past, but she officially took things to the next level with these pictures. Because here she is leaving the gym in a pair of some of the shortest short shorts I think we’ve ever had on the site. Obviously I’ll have to go back into the archives to confirm that though, so there goes my Friday night. Thanks a lot, Taylor. No really, on behalf of me and all my readers, thank you. Photos: Fameflynet
Last time we had this smoking hot Colombian model on the site, I said she belonged in a bikini . But now, after seeing this latest shoot Catalina Otalvaro did for Besame Lingerie, I think I have to change my mind, because she clearly belongs in lingerie too. Lucky for us though, we don’t have to choose, and you can just go ahead and enjoy Catalina’s perfect body in both. Now that’s what I call ending the week on a high note. You’re welcome. » view all 26 photos
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