I’m not sure if you’ve heard the good news yet, but Kelly Brook and that meathead boyfriend of hers broke up recently, and I’d like to think my constant disapproval of their relationship somehow had a hand in that. You’re welcome. Anyway, here she is on her way to some jiu-jitsu class looking just as happy as I was after first hearing the news. But before we get too excited, is it just me, or does Kelly look a little heavier to you? I don’t want to say anything mean, because I still love her, and more importantly because she could probably kick my ass after all this working out she’s been doing. Not to mention she looks like she’s got a few pounds on me. Photos: Fameflynet
I’m not sure if you’ve heard the good news yet, but Kelly Brook and that meathead boyfriend of hers broke up recently, and I’d like to think my constant disapproval of their relationship somehow had a hand in that. You’re welcome. Anyway, here she is on her way to some jiu-jitsu class looking just as happy as I was after first hearing the news. But before we get too excited, is it just me, or does Kelly look a little heavier to you? I don’t want to say anything mean, because I still love her, and more importantly because she could probably kick my ass after all this working out she’s been doing. Not to mention she looks like she’s got a few pounds on me. Photos: Fameflynet
Sara Malakul Lane is this amazing creature and I call her a creature because she’s half asian, and asians are robots or aliens…but that doesn’t mean they aren’t good to have sex with, in fact, it makes them better… She was a soap star or child star in Thailand, and now she’s in America…hopefully for the fat people…and not fame and fortune…because under that assumption and as a fat person…I can give her all she needs…totally ready to suffocate on her while she’s sitting on my face…I can pretend her ass is an all you can eat buffet….and if I die in the process…I’ll be glad it happened…I’ve been trying to eat myself to death for decades…this would be a good end to a horrible story…. That said, she hasn’t necessarily made it as a huge A List start, but that doesn’t mean she won’t…she’s just getting started and she’s making a movie a month…more importantly…she is one of those big breasted asian actors totally eager and willing to get naked in movies because it is sure as hell better than doing Thai Ping Pong shows, at least according to her and not me, because according to me, life would be better if I could buy you for 5 dollars an hour, instead of staring at screen and renting her movie Jailbait for 5 dollars…because some of us still rent DVDs…the Video Store is the one place you can find girls who aren’t uppity… Here are a bunch of the nudes from the movie..because that is the kind of acting I’ve always loved.
So according to Paula Deen, this Black guy in the NFL came out…and according to people watching this video…he has what could be a boner in spandex because as a gay guy…spandex probably makes him feel like a pretty little lady…or more importantly…as a gay guy…he’s probably feeling like he’s on set of a gay porn he’s starring in…all those strong muscular professional athletes bending and stretching in front of him…oh shit just wait for the locker room…where you know he’s grabbing his ankles hoping someone initiates him…not that I care…it’s just funny… Here’s a black man who is against gay black males coming out and who blames Obama and Oprah…so he’s making an announcement…”Obama has released the homo demon on the black man, look out black woman, a white homo may take your man….”…Good job Atlah Church for being as ignorant as fuck…insane… If you’re anti boner videos, here’s a reporter Eats her Own Snot on TV of the Day
I follow Purienne on instagram …he is a photographer who takes pretty next level pictures of pretty next level girls… So in my nightly instagram masturbation…I saw him post a picture or two from this set with model Anastasia Krivosheeva …a model who in the event you didn’t’ realize by her insane fucking name…is Russian…and unlike other Russians, who end up as mail order brides or cam girls, she’s made it to America and is signed to some pretty heavy hitting model agencies….which means that she’s pretty fucking top tier…that or she has Russian Billionaire parents, which is possible…because not all hot Russian babes are poor as shit and desperate…just the majority of them… I don’t know what this is for…but I know it’s perfect…seriously…
It’s not exactly a new booty update , but somehow I’ve got a feeling nobody’s going to be complaining about these new pictures of Maria Menounos looking smoking hot on the Extra set. I have no clue what Maria was doing all dressed up like a Vegas showgirl, but I just figure one of the Extra producers has been reading my dream journal for inspiration again. Either way, you’re welcome. Enjoy. Photos: PacificCoastNews
