So Jeff Gordon did a prank last year for Pepsi Max, he went on test drives and fucked with the Car Salesmen. Everyone called it staged, because a big company like Pepsi wouldn’t really fuck around…and would have to make sure everything was in place, with the car dealerships, etc. Legally it doesn’t make sense…Sure the car salesman had no idea what was going on, but everyone else did… In attempt to try to reclaim authenticity, they decided to prank the writer of Jalopnik, who wrote about it HERE ….and watching a blogger who thinks he’s a real journalist shit himself is pretty funny. It’s obvious that just because they pranked the dude from Jalopnik, doesn’t make the experience “REAL”….there was a course set up, the cops were in on it, so when one person has no idea what’s going on but everything else is staged…shit is still staged… What it comes down to is that I think I just posted another commercial without getting paid…fuck I’m an idiot.
Who would make fun of Kelly Rowland? Africans, according to Gary With Da Tea. Listen to Gary’s Tea in the audio player to hear the funny reason they made…
Kate Upton is a socialite….that’s how she made it….her great grandfather invented the washing machine, even if by the looks of her you’d think he invented refined sugar, fast food, and the fridge…and she put herself out there, scammed her way into a campaign, and Sports Illustrated created her because she was too fat to be an actual model, and fat America loved her because she was less fat than the fat they were used to….and when she tries to do fashion…like this…you see just how garbage she is…unless you are me, because if you are me, you are just happy she’s clothed… I mean why is this sloppy titty model doing fashion…it’s so weird…or just fashion being contemporary to get mainstream clicks…who knows…she sucks…while she’s not stuffing her face…
In case you didn’t get enough of Izabel Goulart from yesterday’s pictures , here’s a few more from Paris Fashion Week to help you guys get your fix of the Brazilian model. And yeah, I know I don’t do nearly enough posts on Izabel, but it’s hard for me to keep up with all the Victoria’s Secret hotties out there, especially since they seem to keep adding new ones every few months. So in the meantime, I recommend following Izabel on Instagram , because her workout pictures are the stuff of legends. Trust me, you’ll thank me later. » view all 13 photos Photos: WENN.com
After that awesome first impression Russian hottie Tanya Mityushina made on us last year, I can’t believe it’s taken this long to get more pictures of her. I blame the fashion industry for depriving us of months of crazy hot lingerie and bikini photoshoots like this one here. So in order for Tanya to realize her true potential, I think she needs the kind of experienced, professional guidance only a blogger can give. I recommend a strict regimen of Instagram lingerie selfies 3-5 times a week and a monthly beach trip, and I guarantee Tanya’s career will see instant results — and so will my pants region, for that matter. » view all 11 photos
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