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Johnny Manziel: I Was a Drunk Douche, But I’m Better Now!

Oh, Johnny Football. Today we saw the 45th President of the United States get sworn in and immediately start talking about carnage and tombstones, yet, you, Mr. Manziel, may have blessed us with even more  bizarre quotables. That’s talent! If you’re a football fan, then you’re probably aware that after showing tremendous promise in college, Johnny Manziel’s NFL career flamed out in epic fashion and the Heisman Trophy winner was eventually drummed out of the league as a result of his substance abuse and legal scrapes. (The fact that he was playing football very, very poorly didn’t help either.) Like Ryan Leaf before him, it wasn’t long after Manziel was drafted that he proved his real talent wasn’t football – it was f–king up. Whether he was getting spotted using cocaine in Vegas or getting involved in a massive brawl with fans , Manziel quickly became the embodiment of the universe’s hatred for Cleveland Browns fans. Manziel’s nadir came when he a former girlfriend claimed that he assaulted her and threatened to commit suicide during a nightmarish drinking binge. Shortly thereafter, Manziel was cut by the Browns . In June of last year, despite not even being signed to a team, Manziel was suspended by the NFL for violating the league’s substance abuse policy. That move was essentially the nail in the coffin of the 24-year-old’s brief career, and it seems like these days, just about everyone has given up on Johnny Manziel. Except, of course, for Johnny Manziel. Yesterday, the troubled QB launched a comeback your that began with a simple (and frankly, hilarious) tweet: “No lie.. I was a douche in 2016 I’m just trying to be a good PERSON again#LostInTheSauce,” Manziel wrote. He followed that up with an email interview with ESPN, in which he made it very clear that he’s serious about returning to football: “I refuse to let my entire life of sports from the age of 4 be squandered by partying. I just got sick of it. One day I didn’t like what I saw in the mirror and realized I could really help people in the position I’m in,” Manziel wrote. “I love sports, I love football and when you take something away from yourself you realize it the hard way.” He added: “The happiness from doing it sober has been ASTRONOMICAL. Beyond my wildest imagination and once that continued other good things started happening in my life and it just clicked.” View Slideshow: 20 Scandalous Sports Stories Asked about his plans for the future, Manziel stated that he only has one goal in mind: “PLAY FOOTBALL. A pre season game, anything I don’t care what it is. Only need one team to believe in me and I’ll do anything to make that a possibility.” Unfortunately, NFL analysts remain skeptical as Manziel has refused to seek any professional help for his apparent addictions. We wish him the best, but unless he’s ready to give his potential coaches what they’re looking for, we’re afraid Johnny Football will continue to be a man who fails to live up to his memorable nickname.

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Khloe Kardashian: Did She Just Break Up with Tristan Thompson?!

Hey, did you want to hear another piece of sad news today? Sure, this one doesn’t affect nearly as many people as that other thing that happened today, but still, a tragedy is a tragedy. You know how Khloe Kardashian has gotten pretty serious with Tristan Thompson lately? There have been rumors that she’s pregnant with his child , and that they’re planning a very special reality show wedding . And if the rumors aren’t enough to convince you, then Khloe’s actually said that she and Tristan tell each other they love each other. So things actually are serious between them — or at least, they were. See, Khloe made a little post on her website all about her own personal rules when it comes to dating. “I’m old-fashioned in a lot of ways!” she revealed. “I don’t thing there’s necessarily a right or wrong way when it comes to dating but I definitely have certain preferences.” She also added that she’s “Definitely into dinner the first time I hang out with a guy!” because “coffee is too casual.” Khloe is “big on setting the tone with relationships.” For instance, “Sometimes, when I’m first talking to a guy, we both get shy, which makes it easier to text.” “I like to show people how to treat me, so after we get the ball rolling, I’ll start calling more to make it known that’s what I want.” “I think you have to teach people how to treat you at first,” she went on, “by doing and saying the things you want them to do and say in return.” “You can’t just expect someone to know what the f-ck to do — no one’s a mind reader!” This is apparently a dealbreaker for Khloe, who goes on to say that “I don’t want anyone to make me guess, either.” “If you like apple pie and I keep making you carrot cake, tell me you like f-cking apple pie!” All that being said, Khloe is “OK with being asked out over text message.” But while Khloe has mixed feelings about texts vs. phone calls, she’s not as forgiving when it comes to the issue of who foots the bill for the first date. “Guy pays!” she insisted. “You do you, honey, but I personally think the guy should pay on a first date.” She believes that “Later on, it’s OK for the girl to offer but I’m not setting that precedent for the rest of the relationship.” And all of Khloe’s thoughts make sense, and they’re totally fair, except for one thing. Why is she thinking so hard about dating if she’s in such a serious relationship with Tristan ?! Maybe she’d written this up months ago, or maybe she’s just trying to provide general information for her followers. But still … it’s all a little suspicious. View Slideshow: Khloe Kardashian and Tristan Thompson Make Out. HARD.

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13 Reasons to Be Hopeful About the Next Four Years

It is official: As of January 20, 2017, Donald Trump is the President of the United States . And while this (not so) simple fact has left many Americans way down in the doldrums, The Hollywood Gossip is here to try and make you feel better. For the following reasons, the next four years might not be so terrible after all… 1. Star Wars: Episode VIII But who’s countinr, right? 2. More Alec Baldwin on SNL! It beats him screaming at reporters, doesn’t it? 3. The Kylie Jenner Sex Tape You know it’s coming. And you know Kylie will deny playing any role in its release. 4. The Kimye Divorce You also know it’s coming. And the fallout will be epic. This may be how Kim finally breaks the Internet for real. 5. The Americans is Returning! Season 5 of the most underrated show on television premieres on March 7. (Wait… this drama is about Russian spies who have infiltrated America. Dammit.) 6. The Midterm Elections We’ll have a chance to reorganize the government and balance out Congress in 2018. It’s not to soon to get involved. View Slideshow

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Beating The Blah’s: Quick And Easy Ways To Fight Your Funk

Every once in a while we all experience those not so great moods that can be hard to shake. In the midst of these blah moments it always feels like nothing can or will cheer you up. Well, I’ve got good news, there are a few quick and easy things that you can do to combat those moods and get back to your happy… ( Continue… )

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[image]Dana Plato playboy june 1989 picture

After leaving Diff#39;rent Strokes in 1984, Plato attempted to establish herself as a serious actress, but found it difficult to step out of the long shadows cast by her sitcom career. After her child was born, she had breast implants and appeared in a June 1989 Playboy pictorial, but her career remained in the doldrums. She started taking roles in such B-movies as Bikini Beach Race and Lethal Cowboy. In 1992, Plato was one of the first celebrities to star in a video game. The game, Night Trap

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[image]Dana Plato playboy june 1989 picture