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Nicky Hilton Has a Shitty Body of the Day

Posted on June 30, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I always hated Nicky Hilton….even more than I hated Paris Hilton…because Paris Hilton tried to make a mockery of herself and in doing that was semi interesting…you know releasing sex tapes, partying, portraying herself as the single thing on the planet worse than cancer, but at least she was doing it…. While this dumpy birdface bitch would follow her around, not say too much, kinda just shadow her sister so that she could take the high road, even though she was just as trashy, slutty, disgusting, but she never really exploiting herself for attention or did anything fun and always seemed like the latch on who was miserable to be around, just the cunt in the corner who looks like she’s Andy Dick with a sour face…all sucking on lemons and shit… Well her are her pics of her dumpy vagina sucking on pants…

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Christian Audigier’s Tan Represents Turning Shit into Gold of the Day

Posted on January 4, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Even the cheesy people have realized that Ed Hardy is cheesy and shit scammed each and every one of them out of hundreds, even thousands of dollars, and now their hard earned cheese money is paying for this motherfucker, the mastermind behind the pile of shit and vomit you had sequined to your T-Shirt to kick back and bake in the fuckin’ sun for as long as he wants with his dumpy whore wife lookin’ a cheesy as possible as a tribute to his his brand, because thanks to you and that brand, that pile of shit and vomit that was sequined on your t-shirt has turned into cold hard cash….a whole fuckin’ lot of it…. Pics via Bauer

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Britney Spears and Her Tits in White Cuz She’s Pure of the Day

Posted on September 30, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

You know a tit’s not too perky when shit hangs in a shirt like some kind of half-full, or half empty, depending on whether you are an optimist or pessimist. You know when it looks like her tits are spread on her chest like fuckin’ peanut butter on toast

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Denise Richards is Dumpy as Shit of the Day

Posted on September 30, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I know you watch Wild Things on repeat because you love seeing Kevin Bacon’s cock and like pretending you like seeing Neve Campbell and Denise RIchards dyke out over and over again, because you are a closet case. I’m just happy that shit was filmed a bunch of years ago because lets face it, seeing her naked now would be a lot less exhilerating and a lot more like watching your mom fuck, only with a few more STDs since no one in Hollywood uses condoms and everyone in Hollywood is disgusting, especially when they were in Bon Jovi before they were in Denise Richards’ groupie pussy.

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Carolina Baldini’s Hot Ass and Manly Body of the Day

Posted on August 3, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

With a name like Baldini, you have a serious amount of pressure to make sure that pussy is waxed, because that shit is pretty much your life responsibility to stay true to your fuckin’ name. A name that is advertising that she’s got no hair down there, and upon introducing herself, that is pretty much a signed fucking contract that any dude she gets with is going to get what he expects when her pants come off, but based on this bitches body from the front, that’s probably a huge the least of her concerns, because abs that ripped mean only one thing and that’s that there’s a dude living inside her.