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April Fools: SEGA Announces ECCO: Water Wars 2

Bigfoot log: 2:25PM. Bit concerned at the moment. Haven’t seen Patrick Klepek for over an hour now. He chased after a local with a thick beard to get a statement after Andrew Pfister’s “never breaks down because it’s super reliable” 1981 LeBaron broke down for the seventh time, singlehandedly jeopardizing our entire Bigfoot hunting operation (To tell you the truth, I need to hunt for some patience and deep breathing soon or we’ll be bagging and tagging the equally elusive Pfister-foot pretty soon.) The point is, the way we’re headed, we might end up needing a little help, and fast, if we hope to be feasting on tasty Sasquach cakes by sundown. Thankfully, SEGA has informed us of a new game (that I’m hoping is based on a real creature that is available for rental) that continues the moderately popular/controversial reboot of SEGA’s classic dolphin simulator, ECCO: Water Wars . According to the game’s official announcement, ECCO: Water Wars 2 reunites players with Ecco the Dolphin who is “now a master of time travel and innumerable other highly improbable porpoise plot devices,” and “must lead his fellow Dolphins in a fight against all of humanity – including the elderly.” If that doesn’t have multi-thousand-dollar seller written on it, I don’t know what does. And just in case you were doubting how amazing this game is going to be, hit the break to see a handful of screens that will blow-hole you away. SEGA agreed to loan us a few of their merc-phins, and they are currently patrolling the waters along the Oregon/Washington coastlines. If our hairy prize so much as touches a toe in those cool Pacific waters, we’ll know about it (and we will at least have a toe to show for our thousands of hours of work and millions of dollars of research and car repairs.) Source: SEGA Blog

Around the Net 4.01.10

Watch Larger Version of this Video If you’re looking for a good time, look no further than today’s ATN. You can totally get your jollies with biker falls, epic turtle fights and a slew of Arnold Schwarzenegger movie quotes and unlike the last time you got your jollies, you won’t wake up in jail. Find the direct video links from Around the Net on Attack of the Show after the jump. Break.com: Biker Falls in Front of Cop YouTube:

Wesley Snipes Abducts Photog, Demands Candy

Filed under: Train Wrecks Wesley Snipes went in to full on hostage negotiation mode in Hollywood last night — holding a TMZ photog for hefty ransom — a pack of Newports and a Milky Way bar. It all went down around 3 AM when Snipes was leaving Ecco nightclub with his … Permalink

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