As far as reality TV stars go, JWoww has always been one of my favorites. She’s the only one that even comes close to matching those British reality TV nobodies in the front meat department. So here she is showing off all that awesome cleavage at the One Life To Live and All My Children premieres, I’m guessing so that one of the soap operas gives her a role this season. 10-1 says those funbags get cast as a pair of evil twins. Hey, I’d watch that. Related Articles: JWoWW’s Naughty Schoolgirl Cleavage Works JWoww Can Wash My Car In Lingerie Anytime JWoWW’s Big Boobs Hit The Town JWoWW’s Boobs Got An Endorsement Deal Photos: WENN.com
Because the only thing better than cleavage is more cleavage, we’ve got a double dose of JWoww ‘s red carpet funbags for you guys today from the MTV Movie Awards and something called the Logo NewNowNext Awards . Not exactly the Oscars, but hey, I’m down with any excuse to see JWoww busting out. Even if it does just make me jealous of the lucky bastard who gets to take this trophy home. Oh well, maybe I’ll have better luck next year. » view all 12 photos Related Articles: JWoWW’s Naughty Schoolgirl Cleavage Works JWoww Can Wash My Car In Lingerie Anytime JWoWW’s Big Boobs Hit The Town JWoWW’s Boobs Got An Endorsement Deal Photos: WENN.com
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Here is the only real star from the cast of Jersey Shore. I’ve always been a fan of JWoww , but I’m really beginning to fall in love with her and her two big friends. Here she is hosting some nightclub in Atlantic City and giving us both side cleavage and sweet underboob. Amazing!
At first glance, I thought I was looking at a bunch of trannies at RuPaul’s Drag Race event, but then I noticed a pair of huge chesticles and thank god they belonged to JWoww . Otherwise, you’d find me reenacting the shower scene in The Crying Game. Anyway, I think JWoww should attend more tranny events because obviously she has no problem showing off the funbags to guys who have no interest in them.
I was pretty sure Jersey Shore was cancelled already, so I can’t really tell you what JWoww was doing on Extra , other than towering over the Oompa Loompa standing next to her. I just wish Maria Menounos had been there to give me a lesbian fantasy I could actually do something with, because this one’s just making the little Tuna sad. Hopefully next time, assuming JWoww’s 15 minutes aren’t already up. » view all 11 photo Related Articles: JWoWW’s Naughty Schoolgirl Cleavage Works JWoww Can Wash My Car In Lingerie Anytime JWoWW’s Big Boobs Hit The Town JWoWW’s Boobs Got An Endorsement Deal Photos: Fameflynet , WENN.com
Jessica Simpson’s new commercial for Weight Watchers takes a new angle, you know instead of doing the Jennifer Hudson and actually losing weight, they’ve decided to promote her as losing 50 pounds, even though that was baby weight and 12 of those pounds were a kid and another 30 of those pounds was water retention…..because I guess they want to get their money’s worth as she’s trying her hardest to back peddle and get out of the contract…without having to pay them back…by getting knocked up…. This is what you call a rich person’s strategy to get motivated to lose weight, it’s like “If I buy that treadmill, I’ll use it”…only the endorsement worth millions of dollars version….but instead of leaving it in the corner of the basement to hang laundry off of…bitch has to get lawyers to find the loopholes to remain fat…. This strategy of “Hey Fat America, I’m Like You, But thanks to Weight Watchers, I’m in Control, but Still FAt”….making Weight Watchers come across as being a company that keeps you fat, but gives you a point system to gauge just how fat you are….I ate 400 points in cake yesterday…today I’ll eat 390….making fucking moves to a better life like I was Jessica Simpson… Unless, this is all a joke, and Weight Watchers was like, let’s make Jessica Simpson into a viral video, since she mocked our agreement like a redneck hick mocking an interracial couple….all toothless and inbred…you know make a mockery of her for 2,000,000 dollars we can write off as an advertising expense….because revenge comes in all forms….
In Central America, the news is not ridden with bullshit politics used to distract and divide a country, when really all the clowns in government are all working for the same corporations that control them….but they don’t want you to know that…. So in being disconnected, I missed this Katy Perry in an inappropriately tight dress promoting Obama in Vegas…that wasn’t inappropriately tight because she was in the presence of the President and should be a little lady like….it was inappropriate cuz she’s too fat and busted up to pull this look off…she looks kinda like the old stripper who can’t leave the life..and walks around shamelessly in panties…while no one gets lap dances from her…except maybe the guys with low self esteem cuz there are other strippers who aren’t dumpy to grab for 10 dollars a song… I didn’t watch the video with sound…..but I can say….that Fuck this cow is annoying….and any president who doesn’t declare her a national security threat…should probably be voted out of office…especially when using her as part of their endorsement… Good thing I’m Canadian. So I don’t have to get too worked up about this crime on humanity….
Singer-songwriter John Legend is further diversifying his portfolio. Legend just sold a sitcom to the Fox Network loosely based on his life. Along with signing…
