Pro surfer Anastasia Ashley is pretty okay to look at, but way more interesting to jerk off to, whether in bikini bottoms or shorts, surfing, or just posing, I am down to lick the sea salt off her entire body… She’s rocking’ her POPDAT CULTURE TRILL CLINTON SHIRT and I may or may not be in love…but you sure as hell should be… GET ONE OF THESE SHIRTS
So, former BF/GF Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez were spotted riding Segways together. What does this MEAN?! Read the original: Justin Bieber And Selena Gomez Cruise Into 2014 Together On A …
It is a sad day when you get turned on my pictures of RUMER WILLIS in a bikini…knowing what womb RUMER WILLIS crawled out of…but importantly, after years of trying to understand her big awkward looking face that Demi made…I mean this is a girl I’ve made fun of consistently forever because I am an asshole..who I guess has figured out that a hot enough body cancels out a wonky looking face any fucking day…or maybe, just maybe, being locked in a cabin in the woods with my obese wife has made me desperate for anything in a bikini that isn’t my fat fucking wife… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Richie Sambora and Heather Locklear’s troubled tween…who I assume is troubled because her mom is Heather Locklear and her dad Richie Sambora….you know Richie Sambora always in and out of rehab causing rockstar issues and Locklear constantly trying to kill herself..leaving poor little Ava, alone to fend for herself while her parents are too into themselves, with her million dollar trust fund and more importantly, money she’s made on her own thanks to being thrown into the industry at a young age, leaving her in Hawaii posing in bikinis for Instagram, that would be creepy to look at if Ava at 16 wasn’t more grown up than more 25 year olds thanks the living the rockstar life, her whole fucking life… These are some pics of her instagram, she likes to show off her butt, I guess she thinks it is cute…who cares…
I don’t know what is going on in this pic of Gwyneth Paltrow showing off her healthy living, healthy eating, healthy bikini body…but I know I love it… Not necessarily because I am not as offended or turned off of Gwyneth Paltrow as I should be knowing her age and more importantly knowing she’s in her 40s and still just some privileged rich kid who only matters cuz her dad was in the industry….she kinda has a hot body… But because whoever edited out the other person in the pic, left for something magical and ridiculous that makes me laugh…and laughing is sometimes all we need, even if I don’t generally believe in laughter as an activity… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
I don’t know what is going on in this pic of Gwyneth Paltrow showing off her healthy living, healthy eating, healthy bikini body…but I know I love it… Not necessarily because I am not as offended or turned off of Gwyneth Paltrow as I should be knowing her age and more importantly knowing she’s in her 40s and still just some privileged rich kid who only matters cuz her dad was in the industry….she kinda has a hot body… But because whoever edited out the other person in the pic, left for something magical and ridiculous that makes me laugh…and laughing is sometimes all we need, even if I don’t generally believe in laughter as an activity… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE