I know Christmas is still over two weeks away, but I don’t care, this is like some kind of Christmas miracle. Because not only do I have a new booty update from Maria Menounos (you guessed it, it still looks amazing), we’ve also got Candice Swanepoel putting on an awesome booty show of her own. Which makes these pictures hands-down the best lesbian fantasy of the year, not to mention the best present you’ll get all month. So enjoy guys, because it looks like Christmas came early this year. » view all 19 photos Photos: WENN.com
Proving why she’ll always be my favorite busty blonde model (sorry Kate Upton ), here’s Helen Flanagan in the latest issue of Nuts posing for one of the best Christmas-themed photoshoots I’ve seen so far. Forget sexy Santa costumes or dumb elf ears, the trick to a great holiday shoot is simple: get Helen topless and wearing a handbra. Oh, and next to a Christmas tree or something, but honestly, that part’s kinda optional. Enjoy.
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I think the logical, expected step for Miley and her twerking marketing campaign this time of year would be to twerk on a dude dressed like Santa….and I wouldn’t really think it was a Sac-Religious as the people who are saying it is Sac-Religious, you know the grannies who show up to tree lighting events in t-shirts that read “I Believe” with a picture of Santa on it…because they have no fucking clue… Santa as a whole is in fact Sac-Religious…an icon created by Coca Cola using the letters SATAN to create a fat drunk red bloated pedo who really wants kids on his laps.. breaks into naughty little girls’ and boys houses and eats their cookies…while gifting good girls and boys…because they don’t tell on his touches the other 364 days of the year…even though gifts from strangers always come with conditions… Christmas is to celebrate Christ…what’s going on here isn’t shitting on the Holiday spirit, like a homeless guy shitting himself on a bus, it’s just making the commercialized part of X-Mas better…because twerking special…especially when white girls do it. Here’s the shitty video… And Another One TO SEE MORE PICS OF THIS CLICK HERE
Everything Amanda Bynes Does is porn to me…from walking her dog to raging…to faking a drug addiction to justify her amazing actions in efforts to get work again and redeem herself as a person…it’s all amazing…sure I like it better when she’s showing off her implants…or smearing feces on her face like war paint…for the war that is running through NYC hopped up on crazy…but this works for me too…cuz I am all about Amanda Bynes… just remember boys and girls…Rehab Ruins Fun…Sobriety makes for horrible fucking people…but broken enough to trick into sex. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
