Miranda Kerr is amazing….and here she is for PURPLE Magazine showing a little bikini model mom butt that I would love to sniff, tastes, eat and make love to until she can’t control her bowels, which according to my gay friend will take 8 years twice a day…..but I’m sure her vagina is just as good too…despite the whole baby thing…. All this to say…I’m a fan.
Tagged bowels, context, detected, Fashion, fashion-world, gay-friend, invalid, magazine, Miranda Kerr, sasha-grey, stars, TMZ, vagina, years-twice
Jessie Andrews is the new Sasha Grey of porn, you know hipster friendly, wild and crazy, rocking a bush, that the fashion world has taken in and eaten up cuz unlike us, they don’t care that she looks 13 when she chokes on dick, they like that other fashion magazines think she’s fashionable….and fashion is one huge pile of followers who buy into whatever they are told while pretending they are originals on the front line… What it comes down to….is that…she’s GUTTER PORN CHICK WHO FUCKS ON CAMERA …whether the fashion industry likes it Why she is different than any other pornstar….maybe cuz she parties with hipsters…maybe cuz she’s got small tits…maybe cuz she has bush….who fucking knows….she’s naked in a fashion magazine of the day… So edgy…..
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Hipster Friendly Pornstar Jessie Andrews for Fashion of the Day
Tagged bikini sluts, celeb news, context, Fashion, fashion-world, huge, jessie-andrews, sasha-grey, stars
This Transformers shit is so overrated….They penetrate the media like it was a cheap hooker in a mining town. Seriously. Stupid story after stupid story about stupidness that happened on set…or drama that happened with Megan Fox and LeBoeuf having sex…or anything to get people talking cuz they know they are sitting on the biggest fucking piece of shit to ever hit theaters….they’re just hoping to break even…and really whether this bitch was Megan Fox or not, they’re all fucking whores to me…and really Rosie Huntington was better off a model, cuz at least she got fucking naked for the cause, instead of this D-List thinking she’s an A-List garbage that’s going on here… Fuck em all and their bullshit…ideally with my tongue.
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Rosie Hungtington-Whitely is Overrated at the Tranny Premiere of the Day
Tagged alicia-keys, amazing-joke, fashion-world, find-it-funny, furnace, Hollywood, invalid, media, Sexy Stars, since-the-last, stars, tongue, topless, Transformers
a href=”/cms/u.php?u=75879″> She might as well been modeled sitting in her bed eating a tub of ice cream crying cuz her boyfriend left her. I always say instead of wrapping the emotional eating up in spandex, embrace and expose it…. You’d think out of respect they’d slim her down to the point everyone would say “Shit, look how great they made her look” instead “hey look they turned her into a fast food restaurant clerk dresses as Alicia Keys as an action figure on halloweeen”…… Not that I actually care, I just find it funny. What an amazing joke on the part of Madame Tisasss….This is something I’d do in the DrunkenStepfather Wax Museum of Sluts that currently lives in the furnace room and is strictly reserved for me to fuck.
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Alicia Keys Has an Embarrassingly Fat Wax Figure of the DAy
Here’s a boring fucking fashion spread if I’ve ever seen one…Seriously, I don’t really understand how you can get a bitch in a photostudio and end up with this standard, dull, uneventful shots…if I was the fashion photographer on this one…I’d aim for more titties for fashion….More labia for fashion…more hipster bush for fashion…and I know Kunis would be down cuz she spent the better part of the last decade with Home Alone Culkin who’s gotta be a heroin addict trust fund hipster who feed off the bullshit art and fashion world…it’s not like this bitch is all Vanilla…she’s for sure done anal…bothing giving and receiving…if you know what I mean…. That said, if I was the fashion photographer on this one, I’d probably be too busy fucking models on private jets on our way to 5 star resorts to write nonsense about nonsense…thus making me the loser in all this…It always ends like this.
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Mila Kunis is the Cover of Flare of the Day
Jessica Simpson, or one of her handlers, because clearly she’s a large animal, posted this picture to her Twitter calling it “United States of Tara”, I assume referencing the show and channeling it in this photoshoot showing off her multiple facial expressions, that in her retard mind represent multiple personalities, instead of the whole psychological aspect that it takes more than just making facial expressions to really make up multiple personality disorder…and here are her tits and fatness doing things fatness should never do in outfits fatness should never wear..can’t wait for the video.
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Jessica Simpson’s Fat Multiple Personalities of the Day
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The model’s name is Maritza Veer. The photoshoot is for a magazine called FLATT Magazine that I’ve never heard of, but that I assume is for fashion, despite being softcore porn, they just didn’t tell the model that, they let her thing this was high concept shit, that made her an artist or a muse who helped an “artist” hoping to advance her career as a model, you know taking it to the next level by being so eager to work for the photographer….and doing whatever it takes…even though growing up she refused to get naked in pictures in the event she ever became a politician…cuz getting naked in pictures is for whores…something she’s convinced she’s not… And maybe she isn’t cuz I have a feeling she didn’t even get paid for this shit…I know a lot of girls who want to be models, all of them willing to get naked if there’s a hipster setting to make it not porno….Naked for the promise of personal gain working in fashion as a model instead of getting naked for money and the promise of personal gain working in the legit fashion world…makes for good fucking times… I cheapen everything…
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Erotica for Fashion of the Day
Apparently these are pictures from some fashion show featuring Victoria Secret’s models wearing mobile internet themed dress lingerie. I’m aware that I know pretty much nothing about the fashion world, but what the f@#k are you talking about?
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Victoria’s Secret Models Get Mobile
You could call Kid Rock the anti- Ashton Kutcher . While the latter has amassed more Twitter followers than there are people in the state of Rhode Island, the former would just as soon kill himself than Tweet
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Tagged ashton-kutcher, british, fashion-world, Gossip, hannah-montana, jordan, Katie Price, kid rock, recently-told, rock-the-anti, said-the-teen, several-years, Twitter
British supermodel Jourdan Dunn has shocked the celebrity fashion world by pulling a Jamie Lynn Spears – she announced she is pregnant at the age of 19. Just kidding about Jamie Lynn Spears
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Jourdan Dunn: Pregnant!
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Tagged began-screaming, british, close-network, fashion-world, gaston-or-nick, Gossip, hannah-montana, jordan, Katie Price, London, receiving-huge, said-the-teen, several-years, tybee
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