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Shakira’s Boobs Have Grown

Maybe it’s just been a while since I’ve done a post on Shakira , but I’m pretty sure the singer’s boobs have grown since the last time I saw her. And I’m seriously impressed. There can only be two reasons for a jump like this: she’s either pregnant or had work done. And fingers crossed on the boob job, because that means this change for the better will be permanent. Photos: WENN.com

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Georgia Salpa Should Open Up A Massage Parlour Too

I’m really liking Georgia Salpa lately — she always seems to bring out the big guns, no matter what lame product she’s pushing. Here she is promoting Lynx Hair with her own salon and a nice tight dress that shows off all her curves. I know this is just a fake setup for these pictures, but honestly, I’m surprised Salpa’s Salon doesn’t have a bigger barber pole for Georgia to work. If you ask me, that’s just a missed opportunity right there. Oh well, fingers crossed Georgia opens up a fake massage parlor next. Related Articles: Georgia Salpa Is Busting Out Georgia Salpa Stretches Out A Tank Top Georgia Salpa And Her Perfect Bikini Breasts Georgia Salpa Knows How To Push Product Photos: WENN.com

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Idiotic Planking Video of the Day

Planking is taking over….I knew it was a trend a few months ago…but I didn’t think it was actually going to go mainstream…I mean I see the shit in facebook albums…in wedding photos….I see the shit when I decide to leave my house cuz the world’s not all that scary and I even found myself explaining to a group of people what planking was last night…cuz they had never heard of it..they didn’t quite get the point of it…I tried to tell them if the right girl girls in the planking position in a skirt she’s easier to rape…but that still wasn’t a selling point…we cam across this video and I think it sums up planking pretty nice…cuz it’s just fucking stupid…unless you fall off a bridge doing it…

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Emma Stone Sucking Spoons Like a Slut of the Day

Emma Stone is the new Lohan. Which isn’t saying all that much because Lohan is a pile of shit of a person…with everything wrong with her, all tormented and haggard both personally and professionally…except for her awesome tear drop shaped fake tits….which are fantastic….but it ist to say her legs are awesome and thin and I like watching her suck on a spoon like a dirty little whore…. I’m a fan of this 22 year old box and all the work she’s been getting…but I just hope her rise to the top involves a lot of nude scenes, sex tapes, pussy flashes, a lot of bikini pics, and some tities….cuz it won’t be fair to us if her PR people play her up to be all wholesome and shit…cuz wholesome and shit is boring…even when it is in staged paparazzi bikini pics..or spoon sucking pics….Hollywood needs a whore…fingers crossed she’s the one…

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Emma Stone Sucking Spoons Like a Slut of the Day

Emma Stone Sucking Spoons Like a Slut of the Day

Emma Stone is the new Lohan. Which isn’t saying all that much because Lohan is a pile of shit of a person…with everything wrong with her, all tormented and haggard both personally and professionally…except for her awesome tear drop shaped fake tits….which are fantastic….but it ist to say her legs are awesome and thin and I like watching her suck on a spoon like a dirty little whore…. I’m a fan of this 22 year old box and all the work she’s been getting…but I just hope her rise to the top involves a lot of nude scenes, sex tapes, pussy flashes, a lot of bikini pics, and some tities….cuz it won’t be fair to us if her PR people play her up to be all wholesome and shit…cuz wholesome and shit is boring…even when it is in staged paparazzi bikini pics..or spoon sucking pics….Hollywood needs a whore…fingers crossed she’s the one…

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Emma Stone Sucking Spoons Like a Slut of the Day

Emma Stone is the new Lohan. Which isn’t saying all that much because Lohan is a pile of shit of a person…with everything wrong with her, all tormented and haggard both personally and professionally…except for her awesome tear drop shaped fake tits….which are fantastic….but it ist to say her legs are awesome and thin and I like watching her suck on a spoon like a dirty little whore…. I’m a fan of this 22 year old box and all the work she’s been getting…but I just hope her rise to the top involves a lot of nude scenes, sex tapes, pussy flashes, a lot of bikini pics, and some tities….cuz it won’t be fair to us if her PR people play her up to be all wholesome and shit…cuz wholesome and shit is boring…even when it is in staged paparazzi bikini pics..or spoon sucking pics….Hollywood needs a whore…fingers crossed she’s the one…

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Jon Hamm Evaluates His Comedy Star Potential

Not a week after his Mad Men colleague John Slattery told Movieline he envied Jon Hamm’s forays into film farce, Hamm himself is weighing in on his potential for a career in comedies. He was hilarious in Bridesmaids , and hilariously hard-boiled (thanks to that “gritty” dialogue) in The Town — so why he shouldn’t he ready for marquee funny roles?

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Hitler and BlackBerrys: Michael Bay Reveals Why Megan Fox Isn’t In Transformers: Dark of the Moon

With Transformers: Dark of the Moon exploding into theaters at the end of June, what better time than now for GQ to take a look back at the career of Michael Bay. The complete oral history of Bay appears in the July issue of the magazine — fingers crossed for some serious Bad Boys 2 coverage! — and a new online excerpt reveals exactly why Megan Fox was fired from the threequel at the start of production last May. Hint: It had something to do with those Hitler comments .

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Check Out These Christmas Movie Parody Posters To Keep Away The Holiday Blues

If you’re like me and Shakespeare, you think that there’s nothing funnier than a good pun (this would be the only overlap in the Venn diagram of me and Shakespeare, btw). And the boozy funsters over at Rejecting Sobriety have decided to celebrate the 25 days of Christmas by posting a new punny movie poster parody each day until Christmas day itself. Check out my two favorites after the jump and hit Rejecting Sobriety up to see what pops up next. Personally, I’m keeping my fingers crossed for A Fish Called Kwanzaa . [ RS ]

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Ginger Spice Whores Out in a Bikini of the Day

Here are some pictures of a fiesty Ginger Spice who must feel the biological clock’s battery running out and is doing her best to use it before it dos….Everyone knows a bitch in animal print is a bitch in the mood to fuck, and a bitch in the mood to fuck is the kind of bitch who rubs up on her man half naked, and a bitch in fucking heat is usually a bitch with swollen tits, and when you put all that shit together, you get Ginger Spice and it is safe to say that after these pics were taken, she went upstairs to her room and let some loads get dropped inside her, fingers crossed for more breeding… So here is a glimpse into her July 4th weekend even though she’s british and doesn’t celebrate the shit…but does when it comes to getting noticed by the paprazzi which makes her feel more relevant… Pics via Bauer

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