So Maxim Maggazine came out with their new Hot 100 list and since they are a magazine that now is irrelevant because of the Instagram generation, they gave Kate Upton #1 as if this was 2010. WTF!!! Don’t get me wrong, Kate will always have a place in little Tuna’s heart, but I can name you 50 girls who are way more relevant in 2018. Anyway, it’s always fun getting the chance to post her boobies on the site. So congrats Kate.
In a world filled with hate….Munchkin the Teddy Bear is all that matters… When presidential elections that are weird smear campaigns and not actual politics – because both contestants are garbage and annoying to listen to….but a nice distraction to all the actual issues in the world…reminding us that clickbait and stupidity of humanity is just as high and relevant as ever…making for a very scary tomorrow…because the government realized that if you give people access to information and tools to make change and even overthrow the government…people will spend their time taking selfies and laughing at bad sex jokes, tit pics and all that..other MEME shit… So give Munchkin the Teddy Bear the love he deserves…as the legend, more relevant than anything we’ve done…. The post Munchkin the Teddy Bear is the Best Thing Ever appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I talk about Gigi Hadid being rich and overrated too much. I talk about her dad being a creeper who fucks other models her age, so it makes sense that he invested in marketing her, she’s cute, she’s skinny, but the fact she wants to be famous or a Kardashian, because that’s the LA way, and her mom is married or was married to Brody Jenner’s stepfather, David Foster, in a “we are in LA and we all fuck each other”…weirdness… But she did Vanity Fair, like her BFF Taylor Swift, who probably put it in her contract, because it’s part of her taking over the world strategy, not to mention, her friends need press to make her more relevant, not to mention, they probably all fuck each other, because it’s entertainment industry weirdness, and this shit’s the new Manson family cult…and unfortunately not the Jonestown Massacre cult…I think pop culture needs… She looks good, but she’s still only here cuz she’s rich…which I guess is why anyone is anywhere… Here she is leaving or going to Kylie Jenner’s 18th birthday , because it’s the most important day EVER… The post Some Gigi Hadid for Vanity Fair of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Elisha Cuthbert is a Montreal Hometown hero, who I guess is pushing 40 by now, and who left when she was 17, so I guess she can’t really be considered hometown anything…but she is chubby, and friends with Paris Hilton, and she has been on a bunch of shows…so I guess that’s something… I remember the only time I was ever in the same place as her, she was pulling some LA cunt behavior, you know acting like she was fucking Hollywood God….where one of my friends went too close next to her and she had security or something pull him away… If I had energy and if she was more relevant, I would probably want to stunt her family’s house…either doing a flash mob or something equally ridiculous, but that would require way too much effort for someone who is barely relevant… Instead, I’ll just look at her cleavage… The post Elisha Cuthbert’s Tits for Fashion Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Elisha Cuthbert is a Montreal Hometown hero, who I guess is pushing 40 by now, and who left when she was 17, so I guess she can’t really be considered hometown anything…but she is chubby, and friends with Paris Hilton, and she has been on a bunch of shows…so I guess that’s something… I remember the only time I was ever in the same place as her, she was pulling some LA cunt behavior, you know acting like she was fucking Hollywood God….where one of my friends went too close next to her and she had security or something pull him away… If I had energy and if she was more relevant, I would probably want to stunt her family’s house…either doing a flash mob or something equally ridiculous, but that would require way too much effort for someone who is barely relevant… Instead, I’ll just look at her cleavage… The post Elisha Cuthbert’s Tits for Fashion Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The internet is built on videos…and here’s the best I found in 3 minutes of looking today had to offer…there are probably many more relevant ones out there…but this is the best you get from me…. Trolling in the 80s…. Bar Fight… Woman Freaking Out on the Plant Train VS Truck Some Police Brutality…
Tight pants and ridiculously high heels is all I really ask for out of a bitch….from 16 – 30 this simple fucking move is all it takes to remind us that you are still alive, that you matter, that you are willing to do whatever it takes for another big hit like “ONE TREE HILL” or whatever the shit she was last on that made motherfuckers, mainly weird virgin loser awkward people love her….especially when it is self shot and put onto twitter….because actual photographers don’t give a shit about you as they are onto the more relevant…while I am more into watching people hold the fuck on….
I hate this bitch. I don’t even know what she does, I just see her around at events but not actually at the events because I am too irrelevant to get invited to these bullshit events…meaning that not matter how much I hate this bitch, she’s more relevant than me and I guess that’s just somethign I gotta deal with while visualizing hate fucking her and cumming all over her her bare back in this dress…. I did meet her friend from her show a couple of weeks ago. I should have asked for her number, that way I could have at least had phone sex…
Here are some pictures of a fiesty Ginger Spice who must feel the biological clock’s battery running out and is doing her best to use it before it dos….Everyone knows a bitch in animal print is a bitch in the mood to fuck, and a bitch in the mood to fuck is the kind of bitch who rubs up on her man half naked, and a bitch in fucking heat is usually a bitch with swollen tits, and when you put all that shit together, you get Ginger Spice and it is safe to say that after these pics were taken, she went upstairs to her room and let some loads get dropped inside her, fingers crossed for more breeding… So here is a glimpse into her July 4th weekend even though she’s british and doesn’t celebrate the shit…but does when it comes to getting noticed by the paprazzi which makes her feel more relevant… Pics via Bauer