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Lindsay Lohan’s Ass Goes Boom

These pictures are pretty awesome, not because they’re of Lindsay Lohan falling into some sort of bush (insert lesbian joke here), but because I love watching drunk chicks in tarted up little outfits fall on their faces after a few too many cocktails. I’m not claiming that Lindsay is drunk, she’s said she’s been sober for months now, but clearly she’s having a little trouble figuring out how to use her legs. I can think of a few things she could use her legs for (insert lesbian leg wrestling joke here), but I’ll just keep it to myself. At least we get a few decent ass shots as she struggles to her feet.

Lindsay Lohan’s Sweet Leather Tights

Lindsay Lohan is still in Europe doing what the Europeans do best, wearing leather pants and looking bitchy. Here she is out it France somewhere prancing around town in her tight little leather leggings and jacket looking like she owns the place. Who’s paying for this trip? She’s been there for like a month, she has no money coming in, something’s up. I bet there’s a rich old dude somewhere pulling the strings. Bastard.

Lindsay Lohan’s Cleavage Returns

Lindsay Lohan is off in Europe somewhere completely ignoring the Academy Awards because, let’s be honest, she has no business being anywhere near an award ceremony. Unless of course that ceremony is to celebrate the last year’s achievements in cleavage. Here she is showing off her potentially award winning rack in what looks to be some poor girl’s prom dress. Obviously I don’t care one way or another where she’s going or what she’s doing, but cleavage is cleavage and I’m all over it. I want to touch it… With my mouth. Enjoy.

Lindsay Lohan’s Misleading Cleavage

I feel cheated by these pictures of Lindsay Lohan . When I uploaded them I didn’t realize that she had some sort of flesh tone body stocking on under her sweet little top. What a rip off. I thought I was going to have a few great shots of Lindsay’s Impressive chesticles to finish off the week, instead all I get is a mouthful of lycra and disappointment. And what the hell is she doing DJing? I bet these were taken in her rec room. Anyhow, Obviously she’s still hot and I’d still like to make a few half blogger half pretend lesbian babies with her. Call me.

Lindsay Lohan Flashes More Than Just A Smile

Here are some pictures of hottie Lindsay Lohan in a Terry Richardson photoshoot for Purple magazine looking pretty damn hot. I especially like the one of her flashing her bare ass . Is it my birthday? It has to be because Lindsay squeezing her big chesticles together is a gift that keeps on giving. The black and white shots are my favorite, they make her seem dirty and naughty, I like it. I have no clue what Purple magazine is but I have a pretty good idea what color my testicles are right now. more pictures of Lindsay Lohan here

Lindsay Lohan Is Hot For Old Men

I tend to poke a lot of fun at Lindsay Lohan , but really I just want to spend a lot of time poking Lindsay Lohan. Ha! That was a pretty lame joke, but I’m not kidding, I want to do it with Lindsay Lohan. It’s that simple. Here she is at some sort of fashion garbage in Milan hanging out with an old man who’s obviously paying for the whole trip. One of these days I would like to become one of these old men who hangs out with hot young celebrity chicks on their fancy yachts. Except instead of a yacht, it would be my mother’s basement and we’re drinking gallons of orange soda. Good times. more pictures of Lindsay Lohan here

Lindsay Lohan Is Just A Tease

Here’s Lindsay Lohan doing her best to hide her see through top, but I know what’s under there, you can’t fool me princess. I know that there are some nice big chesticles in there waiting to be exposed and I’m willing to wait for the money shot… Alright, that’s long enough. Get on with the show. Anyhow, she looks hot even if she’s not showing any of the goods. She’s like one of those strippers who dance around for 5 minutes in a bikini until they take their top off right at the end of some cheesy song only to walk directly off the stage covering their boobs. Hot and annoying at the same time.

Lindsay Lohan Needs To Unzip That Cleavage

Here’s Lindsay Lohan at the Brit Celebration In Aid Of Haiti event held the other night in England wearing an outfit that you’d expect to see on one of the figure skaters in Vancouver. I know a lot of people seem to have caught Olympic fever, but this is ridiculous, you don’t see me walking around in a skin tight body suit that looks like a tuxedo… At least not in public. Actually, I kinda like her outfit, I want to see her perform a triple sow cow. Hot.

Tiger Is One Lucky Guy

One of Tiger Woods’ alleged mistresses Loredana Ferriolo appeared on what seems to be a very high class, hard hitting news magazine talk show the other day. 60 Minutes and Dateline should have more hot chicks in lingerie with their asses in the air. Just a suggestion. Anyhow, I don’t really give a crap if she banged Tiger or not, I’m just here to report the facts. And the facts are that Loredana has a massive pair of boobies stuffed into a tight black dress that any man would be lucky to play with. Enjoy.

Lindsay Lohan Finds Herself A New Bitch

Ever since Lindsay Lohan and her boyfriend Samantha Ronson broke up there have been so many rumors about her hooking up with all kinds of different people, male, female, it doesn’t seem to matter. So it’s nice to see that she may have found herself a nice bitch to settle down with.

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