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I don’t know much about the law, but I do know a lot about how these celebrities operate and that is that they don’t really follow the same laws as everyone else, so sure Lohan was sentenced to 90 days in prison, but she won’t spend more than 30 minutes in the waiting room, and that’s only because she wants all the press she’s going to get building up to that day, and the coverage she’ll get walking into the prison surrendering herself. We don’t even know if we were watching real courtroom footage, or if it was just some staged TV set that we were told was an actual courtroom, cuz I’m pretty sure I’ve seen that judge in a gangbang porn I have and that lawyer was Roz from Night Court….Seriously… So here she is at a frame store, buying frames, cuz that’s what people who just got sentenced do with a ton of people, including her business manager and lawyer Michael Heller, who gets her booked at night clubs and in commercials and who probably is staging this whole thing to help her revamp her career. I actually met this dude personally while he was wasted on coke and looking for escorts. My kind of guy. Sure he doesn’t answer my emails, but I know when the two of them are together, something’s brewing behind the scenes….and Lohan is loving all the fucking attention, I can tell in the cleavage shirt she is wearing… Either way, buy into the lie if you want, but it’s more fun to just ignore her cuz that way she will eventually go the fuck away….these self-righteous idiots, no matter how round their tits are, are a waste of fucking time…especially when the last movie they did was 6 fucking years ago… Pics via Bauer

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Lohan Playing Up The Fact that People Are Watching Her of the Day