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Draya Michele’s Sweet Booty In Tight Jeans

You guys know that I’m pretty much powerless when it comes to C-list booties in tight jeans, so here’s Basketball Wives LA star Draya Michele at the store picking up the key ingredient for any reality TV show: a couple bottles of wine. I wonder if she gets to write that off as a business expense. And speaking of which, I’m going to need to go out and buy a new pair of sweatpants after the pants fire Draya just gave me here. Anybody know if I could write that off too? » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Lindsay Lohan In A Swimsuit Is Bad News

Yikes. So much for hoping that Lindsay Lohan was finally starting to turn things around, or her having some of the best sideboob in the business . Because these pictures of her in Ibiza kind of put an end to both those arguments. Unfortunately, it looks like those freckled funbags of Lindsay’s are heading in the same direction as her career these days, and both are going south fast. I mean, I still hope she can get back to where she used to be, but it’s going to take a lot of hard work and dedication. I’m talking about her funbags, just to be clear. Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Jessica Simpson Lips Are Looking Juicy

I don’t know where Jessica Simpson keeps going on all these trips of hers, but it seems like we’re constantly seeing her heading either to or from the airport lately. I figure one of these days, we’ve got to luck out and it’ll be for a beach vacation or something. But until then, we’re just going to have to make do with pictures like these, where I’m forced to focus on the fact that her lips are looking bigger, as opposed to whether or not her funbags and/or booty are looking a few sizes bigger too. So c’mon Jessica, give me something I can work with here. Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Blake Lively’s Dress Is A Little Too Long

I guess Blake Lively is trying to resurrect her career or something, because this is the second post I’m doing on her this week after going almost a year without any new hotness. Anyway, here she is at Cannes showing off some nice stems for a French talk show and her funbags for a movie premiere, even if I would’ve preferred one dress a little lower and the other a little higher. But if Blake really wants to regain her former Hollywood Tuna Babe of the Year status, it’s much simpler than finding a new tailor: just ditch that actor loser she’s married to. Hey, it worked for Scarlett Johansson , right? » view all 30 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Kyle Richards’ Hot Cougar Cleavage

If you woke up this morning jonesing for some hot cougar cleavage, well, you pervs are in luck, because here’s Kyle Richards busting out at the NCTA Celebration of Cable Television. Although right now the only thing I’m seeing that’s worth celebrating is some serious cougar T&A. Anyway, it probably won’t surprise you guys to learn that Kyle’s a Real Housewife , but she’s also apparently Paris Hilton ‘s aunt. So I guess now we know which side of the family inherited all the funbags. Damn! » view all 20 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Love Actually and More: Nudeworthy on Netflix 8.7.13 [PICS]

Love Actually (2003) breaks the mold of the traditionally non-nude romantic comedy with boob actually from Laura Linney and Joanna Page . The tits are all right from Julianne Moore and Yaya DaCosta in The Kids Are All Right (2010), and Lola Cr

Meet Super Hottie Jaclyn Swedberg

Believe it or not, but this is the first post I’m doing on Jaclyn Swedberg , despite her obvious, uh, talents. At first I thought the 2012 Playboy Playmate of the Year was just the latest hottie to do a photoshoot for 138 Water. But now I’m thinking she decided to drink it on her own. Which means that dude’s genius marketing strategy is working and his fake water company is now the drink of choice for hot fake celebrities everywhere. Well played. » view all 11 photos Photos: Fameflynet

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Brittny Gastineau Hits The Beach

I don’t know a lot about this Brittny Gastineau , other than that she spells her name wrong, but judging from the funbags and the way she’s hanging out at the beach, I’m going to assume she’s a reality TV star. Turns out she’s not some Real Housewife though. Because even though she looks like a cougar-in-training, apparently Brittny’s best friends with Kim Kardashian . She’s also the daughter of former NFL sack-master Mark Gastineau, but despite both of those things, she’s not built like a linebacker. Which is pretty impressive, but all this talk about sacks has got me wondering how Brittny is in one. Photos:  Fameflynet

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HB to HB! Happy Birthday to Halle Berry!

It’s a mam-entous day in Skinstory! It’s the birthday of cocoa-licious goddess made flesh, Halle Berry . She wowed us as a young beauty queen, further skinterested in The Last Boy Scout , flashed her funbags for the first time in Swordfish , and knocked our socks off when she ripped her clothes off in Monster’s Ball . Happy birthday to a true original, and for a present of your own, just press play!

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Anna Faris’ Impressive T-shirt Mounds

We don’t get to see much of Anna Faris on this site, which is a shame, because she’s a pretty underrated hottie as far as I’m concerned. I mean, just take one look at those T-shirt mounds and tell me why the paparazzi aren’t following her every move jiggle, or staking out her beach vacations. Anyway, I don’t know why Anna isn’t more famous, but I’d like to change that. Isn’t it about time we gave her a pass on all those terrible Scary Movies and focused on what’s really important: her funbags? Related Articles: Anna Faris Has Posh’s Old Funbags Katharine McPhee And Her Funbag. Emma Stone Might Be The New Lindsay Lohan Anna Farris Is Still A Sexy Bunny! Photos: PacificCoastNews

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