The Kardashian-Jenner clan now nearly has enough little kids running around to start its own baseball team. But it's not the sheer number of sons and daughters shared by Kourtney, Kim, Kylie and Rob that has the Internet abuzz. It's the names of these sons and daughters! We mean no judgment at their expense, of course. They are cute and precious and they have no control over what they are called. But we do mean to pass A LOT of judgment on their parents for these unique monikers. Below, we rank the first names of these famous kids, from our absolute favorite to the one we still cannot believe is an actual name… 9. Penelope Disick This is a nice, normal, very cute name. Do they call her “Penny?” We hope so. Thumbs up all around. 8. North West First, the nickname “Nori” is sort of adorable. Second, the name may be ridiculous, but she is Kanye and Kim’s kid. Her whole life will be ridiculous. At least her parents leaned into it here. 7. Mason Disick Strong name. Sounds sort of like a detective on a Shonda Rhimes drama, doesn’t it? Also, like the first two names listed here, not a terrible shortened nickname. Mace. We don’t hate it. 6. Dream Kardashian We guess? Any of the following names could go in almost any order at this point… and that’s not a compliment. We just fell off a pretty huge cliff of semi-normalcy. 5. Chicago West Like we said, we’re really scraping the bottom of the barrel here… already. In this case, we’re relying again on the hope that she is really called “Chi,” which isn’t awful. And we’re giving Kanye some props for remembering when he comes from. 4. Saint West Saint is not a name. It’s just not. It’s a designation. There’s no cute shortening of any kind available here and no way to spin the name except that it was a very transparent and lame attempt to be edgy. View Slideshow
Back in November, several media outlets (including this one) reported on the widespread rumor that Lady Gaga and Christian Carino are engaged . The couple has yet to confirm those claims, but it looks more and more like they’re letting their silence do the talking. Gaga has never been shy about refuting inaccurate reports about her private life, so it seems she has no problem with the public believing that she’s soon to be married. And she certainly didn’t seem shy about rocking a massive oval-shaped pink diamond on her commitment finger at this year’s Grammys. So either she really said yes, or she’s just messing with her Little Monster’s minds at this point. As best we can tell, Gaga’s breakup with Taylor Kinney and the ensuing media circus left a lasting mark on the singer, and this time around, she’s keeping a much tighter lid on her prenuptial preparations. Of course, no one as obsessed-over as Gaga can really keep a secret for very long. So perhaps it should come as no surprise that Life & Style claims to have uncovered the mystery of where and when Gaga and Carino are planning to tie the knot. “Gaga and Christian are planning to wed in Italy this summer,” a source exclusively tells the tabloid. “It will be an over-the-top affair combined with classic Italian traditions.” Yes, Lady Gaga’s wedding ceremony will combine the outlandish with the traditionally Italian. In other news, water remains wet; Pope Francis has no plans to convert to Judaism, etc. The insider goes on to reveal that guests will enjoy an “Italian-inspired menu,” which frankly, doesn’t feel like much of a bombshell following the revelation that the wedding will actually take place in Italy. Of course, it would be hilarious to have your family and friends arrive by gondola at a Lake Como villa just to be like, “Gotcha, bitches! Hot Pockets!” Sadly, most brides aren’t big on punking their guests. Go figure. Carino, 48, is an agent at CAA, and despite counting Justin Bieber and Harry Styles among his A-list clients, he maintains a relatively low-profile and seems to enjoy the civilian life. Which is good, because while there are occasional exceptions (Jay and Bey, Posh and Becks), there’s generally only room for one superstar as big as Gaga in a marriage.
Ann R. Tuennerman, founder of Tales of the Cocktail And Husband Paul In Blackface Incident A New Orleans couple who founded a major cocktail conference has plunged themselves into a racial firestorm after the husband posted a picture of his wife clad in blackface and an afro. In now deleted Facebook posts, Paul Tuennerman last week uploaded a video of his wife in blackface and an afro with the caption, “As he said ‘Throw a little Black Face on and you lose all your Media Skills.’ He did his best as the Interviewer.” The Tuennerman’s founded Tales of the Cocktail, a mixology conference that draws some 15,000 to 20,000 bartenders and mixologists from around the world, and pulls in millions a year in sales. Ann Tuennerman has since apologized, while her husband Paul resigned from Tales of the Cocktail last week, calling the blackface stunt “stupid,” and “was meant to be a husband’s innocent teasing of his camera-shy wife, not a belittlement of others.” But Joseph Solis, a mixologist for 15 years who works with Hennessy and founded the Sol Hospitality Group, said the blackface incident shows that there is a need for diversity and inclusion initiatives within the mixology and bartending industry. “I’ve been going there (Tales of the Cocktail) for years and I can’t count how many times I’ve been the only chocolate chip in the cookie,” Solis said. “I think it’s disgusting. I think it’s inappropriate and I think it’s inexcusable.” The blackface incident has also caused an uproar among bartenders of color around the country, many of whom said that they’ve been made to feel less than in the traditionally white male-dominated industry. Solis agreed: “Consider how much money people of color spend on alcohol,” he said. “This story needs to be told.” Tales of the Cocktail, Facebook
Candice Swanepoel still does Victoria’s Secret, it’s really all she fucking knows. It’s the only job she’s really had, and since they saved her from South AFrican black crimes against racist slave driving white people, and HIV…so much HIV….but giving her a work Visa and celebrity…she owes it to them… She’s currently engaged, but that doesn’t mean she hasn’t fucked countless rich dudes while dating her gay looking fiance…she’s pushing 30…and still has a rocking fucking body..but I still find her totally fucking boring…. We live in a world that being hot and half naked is enough to get noticed, followed or a like…but to really have impact…bitch needs a personality…or maybe I’m just low testosterone and not enough of a caveman to think “girls are just pussy, this girl is good pussy, even if this pussy is diseased, I’ll conquer it like a fucking primate”….and I’m all sensitive and shit, thinking “please do something more than the same fucking thing you’ve always done – 9 years later”….because I can just cross reference those pics, when she was young and better…why would I want to look at her at 30 doing it…when I have access to her youth…ya know…I know.. But then again, Victoria’s Secret, like everything have taken a cue from instagram and made their traditionally typical, the exact same shoots, for the same product shoots, more snapshot feelin’ and real…I mean bitch is actually smiling and having fun…weird.. The “Easter Egg” in these pics is the one with her wrinkled faceand double CHIN…just how we like our models… The post Candice Swanepoel Still Does Victoria’s Secret of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Thanks to McDonalds, Modern Science, New Middle Class in China…the traditionally flat chested Asians are getting bigger fucking tits…which I guess is a fetish, because around this time last year some dude put together this fetish video…that is not flagged on Youtube and that Youtube is making money off of, because every year I like to remind myself that google’s most searched words are always PORN…and that people jerk off to obscure Youtube videos since their wives can’t bust them via their browsing history…and since all these publically traded internet companies…including facebook, tumblr by yahoo, and instagram…is about the fucking pussy… They just polarized and packaged their product better, and are now worth millions…and like any instagram model will tell you, the brilliance is in being able to turn porn into mainstream without people knowing you’re porn, so you can get the big ad budgets, even though your effect is the same… Pussy be EVERYWHERE… The post Big Titty Asian Compilation on Youtube of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Love Actually (2003) breaks the mold of the traditionally non-nude romantic comedy with boob actually from Laura Linney and Joanna Page . The tits are all right from Julianne Moore and Yaya DaCosta in The Kids Are All Right (2010), and Lola Cr
Jennifer Westfeldt’s sort-of romantic comedy Friends with Kids is on to something, even if in the end it suffers from a failure of nerve. This is actor and screenwriter Westfeldt’s directorial debut (she co-wrote and starred in the 2001 feature Kissing Jessica Stein ), and it’s polished to the point of shallow glossiness — it could benefit from being a little rougher, a little messier. But the picture at least attempts to wrestle with the notion that there’s no single right way to raise a family or navigate a partnership. And it acknowledges, if only fleetingly, the way very well-meaning people who are parents can often be incredibly smug toward those who aren’t, insinuating that their own lives are somehow more meaningful because they have kids who run them ragged. At one point Westfeldt and Adam Scott, who play best friends Julie and Jason, ponder how much their friends changed after they had kids. “I don’t know these people anymore,” Jason says, bewildered after he’s just attended a dinner party where frazzled, distracted parents did nothing but snap at one another and at their children, completely unable to enjoy themselves or one another. “These people are mean and angry.” The tide shifts when Jason and Julie decide to have a child together without becoming romantically involved. They’ve been close friends for years, and they live in the same apartment building — why not? The experiment goes surprisingly well, and the two end up with a pretty good kid who really does seem to be enriching their lives. In one of the movie’s most gratifying sequences, their traditionally coupled friends, played by a Bridesmaids reunion cast including Maya Rudolph, Chris O’Dowd, Kristen Wiig and Jon Hamm (Westfeldt’s partner in real life), speculate about how out-of-control the new parents’ lives must be, only to find that Jason and Julie’s unorthodox arrangement is extremely efficient and agreeable. But Friends with Kids winds up turning on itself, becoming a more conventional comedy than it sets out to be. In the end, Jason and Julie do fit themselves into a mold, although at least the transition doesn’t come easy. Westfeldt’s Julie is too adorable by half: She’s a cutie-pie neurotic, and the appeal wears thin quickly. (You can hardly blame Jason for falling, temporarily, for a shallow vixen played by Megan Fox.) But as writer and director, Westfeldt has at least done right by Adam Scott, a fine comic actor who, until now, has been relegated to second-banana roles. A highly unscientific poll conducted here and there among my women friends, straight and gay, has revealed that all women love Adam Scott. I have not been able to determine the source of his charm, but it appears that in addition to being good-looking (but not too good-looking), he tends to come off as the kind of guy who has flaws you could live with: He’s a little smart-alecky but also smart and funny; he might leave his underwear on the floor, but he remembers to hang up his towel; and so forth. As I said, it’s all unscientific. Friends with Kids proves that Scott can carry a movie: His comic timing is crisp and on-point, but he’s also capable of playing it straight when he needs to. He’s marvelous in one revelatory scene where he enumerates Julie’s best qualities, and as written, it’s the sort of dialogue that could head right into pukefest territory, fast. Scott gives Friends with Kids some necessary edge, and though the picture overall could still be much sharper, from scene to scene, he’s key to its integrity. No wonder his Jason is superdad material. [Editor’s note: This review appeared earlier, in a slightly different form, in Stephanie Zacharek’s Toronto Film Festival coverage. ] Follow Stephanie Zacharek on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitter .
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