Chelsea Handler posting her tits is just boring as fuck. I guess it is the only way someone used to having a nightly audience can get the level of exposure that makes her feel relevant, and that’s showing her tits, that are likely fake tits, definitely old tits, that when she first started pulling them out in public, people noticed and were like – oh an old lady from TV is pulling out her tits…but then getting over it pretty quickly, because she’s an old lady pulling out her tits…but instead of it being a one time deal, it’s a weekly thing…over exposure that isn’t accomplishing much…but maybe giving a glimpse into the world of how she even created her career…you know with less sticking the right dicks inside her when she was semi-cute a bunch of decades ago…fresh faced and eager… The post Chelsea Handler’s Tits are Old and Boring of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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11 Beyonce Pics Poorly Photoshopped Over This Girl’s Ex-Boyfriend: Best Breakup Ever?

Posted on July 29, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Toronto native Cassandra Blackwel developed an interesting strategy for getting over her ex-boyfriend: photoshopping pictures of Beyonce over his face! In starting her Beyoncify My Boyfriend project (and Tumblr page), she said, “If imagining yourself at your happiest with Beyonce doesn’t help, I don’t know what will.” No arguments here. And yes, she knows that when it comes to photoshop skills, these are about as far from professional as you’ll find on the Internet. Not that she’s concerned. “The pictures aren’t the best quality, but that’s kind of the point. I have no idea how to use Photoshop . I’m not trying to professionally cover him.” “I’m just slapping him with Beyonce, and people are really responding to that … it’s an ode to how much effort I put into the relationship, if you will.” Touche. Girl Photoshops Beyonce Over Boyfriend in Photos 1. Beyoncify My Life! When you want to get rid of your boyfriend but keep the photos of yourself, who better to paste over him than Queen Bey?

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Luci Ford Makes Me Very Thirsty

Posted on June 11, 2014 by Benny Hollywood

I know most of you are probably just getting over your pants fires from the last post I did on my new favorite model Luci Ford , but looks like you’re going to want to fire up those cold showers again. Because I’m pretty sure this latest set of shots is even hotter. In fact, I think it’s hands down Luci’s hottest yet. So sorry about that guys, but somehow I doubt you mind all that much. Also. make sure to check out her website because it’s my new favorite site. » view all 13 photos Photos: Gregorio Campos Continue reading →

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Justin Bieber Says So Long to Sizzurp

Posted on May 19, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Selena Gomez may finally be getting over Justin Bieber , but Justin Bieber may finally be getting over his own unhealthy habit: The ingesting of Sizzurp. According to TMZ sources, the singer has stopped drinking this substance, which is typically a cocktail of codeine and some kind of soda such as Sprite. Throughout the second half of 2013 and early 2014, Bieber could often be spotted – in plain sight of cameras, even – with styrofoam double cups in his hand. And back when the Sheriff’s Department searched Justin’s Calabasas home, they found multiple empty codeine bottles scattered around the residence. But TMZ states that Bieber is all about getting into shape these days… and it’s pretty darn tough to work out while high on Sizzurp. Bieber has also been spending more time with Scooter Braun and his mother, both of whom are considered positive influences on the artist. Does this mean he’s making a true effort to stop acting like such a moron? Let’s hope so. Although Bieber still must stop acting like a spoiled jerk each time a fan wants to take a photograph . Justin Bieber Instagram Photos 1. The Biebs on Instagram Justin Bieber posted this photo on “Instagram.” He included with it a simple, one-word caption of “Night.”