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Naomi Campbell’s Nipples on the Runway of the Day

Naomi Campbell is a model who I thought was retired, but I guess she felt the need to grace the world with her dark, luxurious, wallet fucking nipples at whatever fashion week is going on right now, since every week seems to be fucking fashion week, making me excited for the week that isn’t fashion week and that I can stop walking around in this tuxedo I made out of garbage bags to try and fit in like I was invited to these red carpet high profile, homoerotic yet luxurious fashion shows, instead of just left here to die, so that I can crawl back into the soiled sweatpants I pretty much have made a part of me by not ever taking them off….and even sometimes showering with them and by showering I mean getting caught in the rain, cuz showers are for idiots…… I have this feeling Naomi Campbell smells like shit, she just has that look that even if she showers, you know like she’s rotting on the inside from all the preservatives she’s ingested over the years to land billionaire cock. She’s trash, no matter how many billionaires she marries, or how decadent her ass thinks she is and here she is showing off her nipples like a common whore, that I haven’t decided whether wanting them makes you gay or straight…

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By Mark Jalkanen/DMG Web Columnist (The Daily Mining Gazette)

Who cares if the Tigers make the playoffs? Another Stanley Cup would pale

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Muse Discuss The Resistance, Their ‘Very Personal’ New Album

‘I think it’s quite a departure from what we’ve done in the past,’ drummer Dominic Howard says. By Gil Kaufman, with additional reporting by Zane Lowe Muse’s Matthew Bellamy and Dominic Howard Photo: MTV UK If you’ve heard even one note of Muse’s new album, The Resistance — or if you saw their roof-blowing performance at the VMAs — you know that the English trio are far from understated

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Ellen DeGeneres Defends Her New ‘American Idol’ Gig

‘I’ve spent my whole life being judged,’ talk-show host says of her qualifications for ‘Idol.’ By Eric Ditzian Ellen DeGeneres Photo: Warner Brothers With months still to go until her debut on “American Idol,” Ellen DeGeneres decided to hit back against folks who doubt she has what it takes to hold her own at the judges’ table.

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