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Justin Bieber Thinks He Won the Orlando Bloom Fight, Source Says

The fallout from the Justin Bieber-Orlando Bloom fight  gets more hilarious by the day. As you may know, Justin has been taunting Bloom on Instagram , posting and deleting a photo of Bloom appearing to be in tears, as well as a shot of Bloom’s ex-wife Miranda Kerr. It was originally thought that this was Bieber’s way of venting his frustration at having been swung on and humiliated in front of a star-studded crowd in Ibiza. Now, sources tell TMZ that – despite having not thrown a punch –  Bieber thinks he “won” the fight , and his endless online needling of Bloom is his way of reminding the public how “hard” he is. According to Justn’s posse, Bieber didn’t even recognize Bloom when he attempted to shake his hand, and was confused and pissed when Bloom rebuffed him. Bieber now believes that the general public thinks he came out on top in the confrontation, and he’s delusionally basking in his victory. Insiders say Justin is loving every moment of the press coverage, which he believes makes him look like a badass with street cred galore (an image he’s been trying to cultivate for years). He’s reportedly also enjoying the fact that so many people mistakenly believe that he slept with Kerr.  Stars React to Justin Bieber-Orlando Bloom Fight 1. Jimmy Fallon “Orlando Bloom apparently threw a punch at Justin Bieber last night during an argument at a nightclub,” the Tonight Show host said in his monologue. “Orlando’s hand was pretty sore today…You know, from all the high fives he got!”

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Kate Walsh Pole Dances on Ellen, Really Wants More Twitter Followers

Kate Walsh has traded in her stethoscope for a feather boa. In the following video, the former Private Practice and Grey’s Anatomy star proves how badly she wants to increase her Twitter presence by doing a pole dance on Ellen. See, the actress originally thanked her 500,000 followers by giving them a quick high kick online… but the talk show host didn’t think that was nearly enough. So, out came the stripper pole and up on stage went Walsh. Watch the least sexiest pole dance in Internet history now: Kate Walsh: Pole Dancing on Ellen For the record, Walsh portrays an ex-stripper on FX’s Fargo, providing a bit of subtext to this footage. Not that Ellen needs subtext for some of her best routines. We’ve collected a number of the comedian’s most memorably hilarious sketches and skits here: 22 Great Moments in Ellen History Open Slideshow 1. Rebel Wilson and Ellen DeGeneres – “Watching Cats on the Internet” Rebel Wilson and Ellen DeGeneres perform a track here off their album, “White Ladies Rapping.” Sit back and enjoy “Watching Cats on the Internet” now! View As List 1. Rebel Wilson and Ellen DeGeneres – “Watching Cats on the Internet” Rebel Wilson and Ellen DeGeneres perform a track here off their album, “White Ladies Rapping.” Sit back and enjoy “Watching Cats on the Internet” now! 2. Zac Efron to Ellen: Happy Birthday! Ellen DeGeneres is a very lucky woman. Watch Zac Efron serenade her for her birthday here. 3. Kim Kardashian Gets a New Bikini Kim Kardashian talks Christmas cards and bikinis in this chat with Ellen. Watch the star get a new bathing suit now. 4. Ellen DeGeneres Defends Marriage, Slams Tabloids Ellen DeGeneres is very happy in her marriage. She makes that very clear in this monologue, slamming a Star magazine report. 5. Ellen DeGeneres Christmas Card Reveal Ellen DeGeneres unveils her Christmas Card in this video. You MUST see what it looks like.

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Jimmy Kimmel Blasts Jay Leno: He’s Heartless!

Jimmy Kimmel is at it again. The ABC talk show host, who previously referred to Jay Leno as a sellout , blasts his rival once more in the March issue of Playboy . “I always feel bad if I hurt anybody’s feelings,” Kimmel tells the magazine. “But I don’t believe Jay Leno has actual feelings, and he doesn’t seem to be that worried about other people’s feelings.” Kimmel adds that Leno has the “same rhythm” for every single joke and that he plans his monologue specifically to be the opposite of Jay. Ouch. Harsh. Fighting words, indeed. Which of these comedians do you find funnier? And the Winner is? Jimmy Kimmel Click Here To Vote for Jimmy Jay Leno Click Here To Vote for Jay Jimmy Kimmel is now squaring off against Jay Leno. Which of these two do you find funnier? View Poll »

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Jimmy Kimmel Blasts Jay Leno: He’s Heartless!

Justin Bieber Hosts Saturday Night Live: Grade Him!

So… how did he do? Justin Bieber took to the Saturday Night Live hosting stage yesterday, braving blizzard and cracking self-deprecating jokes about his age and his resemblance to lesbians such as Ellen DeGeneres. He was also stuck on another Californians sketch and was joined by Whoopi Goldberg for his opening monologue. Check it out here and then sound off on Bieber’s performance: Justin Bieber Saturday Night Live Monologue How did Justin Bieber do as SNL host? Grade him now:   A B C D F View Poll »

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WATCH: Daniel Craig’s SNL Monologue, Dedicated To The Bad Guys He’s Killed

So maybe Daniel Craig lost last night’s SNL spotlight to Big Bird . He still held his own and promoted Skyfall with fun little riffs on his James Bond persona, starting with his opening monologue — an Oscars-style In Memoriam tribute to all the poor guys he’s killed over the years while dutifully serving as Hollywood’s iciest action hero. Watch above to see Craig uncharacteristically (but nevertheless quite charmingly, I must say) go a bit goofy on the SNL stage (unfortunately NBC hasn’t released the monologue excerpt on its own, but here’s the full episode). For another dose of 007’s big SNL promo push, hit the Bond-themed digital short below detailing 50 years of lesser-known Bond Girls… [via NBC ] Follow Jen Yamato on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitter .

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Jeff Who Lives at Home Trailer: Jason Segel, Ed Helms and Wood Glue

Jeff Who Lives at Home, in theaters March 16, stars Jason Segel ( How I Met Your Mother , Forgetting Sarah Marshall, The Muppets ) and Ed Helms ( The Office, The Hangover ). They had us at Jason Segel and Ed Helms, but the trailer looks funny too. As Jeff (Segel) looks for signs from the universe to determine his path, a series of comedic and unexpected events leads him to cross paths with family members in the strangest of locations and circumstances. Watch the preview below … Jeff Who Lives at Home Trailer The legendary Susan Sarandon, Judy Greer

Ashley Robles Conquers Whitney, Awarded Golden Ticket [Video]

Ashley Robles took on arguably the most difficult challenge one can give oneself on last night’s American Idol audition show: She covered the Dolly Parton/Whitney Houston classic “I Will Always Love You.” But Robles rose to the occasion, belting out an impression version that granted the single mother access to Hollywood from all three judges, with Randy Jackson wondering where the heck Ashley has been all the time. Are we looking at a new frontrunner? Ashley Robles American Idol Audition NOTE : Due to its late airing on the East Coast, this San Diego-based episode will be shown again tomorrow night on Fox, prior to President Obama’s State of the Union Address. Tune in to watch such contenders as Aubree Dieckmeyer and Jane Carrey .

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Jay Leno Takes Shot at Mitt Romney, Upsets Sikh Community

Mitt Romney’s wealth and detachment – perceived or legitimate – from the common voter was certainly evident in Saturday’s South Carolina primary results . It also became fodder for late night comedians, or even Jay Leno for that matter. Sorry. Anyway, furing his monologue on Thursday, Jay got in on the act. The Tonight Show host presented a clip from The Insider that included photos of the homes of presidential hopefuls Newt Gingrich, Ron Paul and Romney. Only instead of revealing Romney’s real summer home, the bit replaced the original shot with one of the Golden Temple of Amristar in India. Check it out: Jay Leno Mitt Romney Joke The joke didn’t go over very well with several Sikhs, who view the site as a sacred place. Overseas Indian Affairs Minister Vayalar Ravi told reporters: “[Leno’s attempt] at humor is quite unfortunate and quite objectionable,” pointing out that “freedom does not mean hurting the sentiments of others.” What’s more, a petition organized by members of the U.S. Sikh community claims this isn’t the first time Leno has made such derogatory remarks. “Jay Leno’s racist comments need to be stopped right here,” reads the petition. No word on whether Romney’s actual house on Lake Winnipesaukee is also made of gold, or how it stacks up with his other 75 residences.

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Mark Zuckerberg: Most Awkward SNL Guest Ever?

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It was a pretty okay joke for Mark Zuckerberg to guest on SNL, coming on stage while host Jesse Eisenberg (who portrayed him negatively in Oscar nominee The Social Network) did his monologue. If their claim that they had never met before was true, it was a better joke. It would have been a really Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : Flavorwire Discovery Date : 30/01/2011 17:58 Number of articles : 2

Mark Zuckerberg: Most Awkward SNL Guest Ever?

SNL Scorecard: Did Jim Carrey Save a Lackluster Show?

There was something odd about last night’s Jim Carrey-hosted installment of SNL . Between the promos featuring Carrey hitting on Kristen Wiig, his monologue proposal and the good-nights where Carrey emotionally thanked pretty much the entire world, it felt like the episode might have been one big Jim Carrey therapy session. The last time Carrey hosted, May 18, 1996, Carrey wasn’t too far removed from being the guy walking down the street wearing an oversized cowboy hat looking for a copy of the Rhode Island Slut . Now, we have a more mature, certainly a more damaged Carrey hosting for a second time — complicated by hosting on, well, a day that, due to current events, people did not find particularly funny. How did he do? On to the scorecard…

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