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Jersey Shore Fresh-to-Death Report Card: ‘Stupid Things’

Before last night’s middling VMA telecast, MTV snuck in an extra episode of Jersey Shore complete with a big Italian meal, a botched hookup for The Situation and Pauly D, and our first glimpse at a truly crestfallen Vinny. But how fresh-to-death did the guidos remain? Let’s take a look at their report card.

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Jersey Shore Fresh-to-Death Report Card: ‘Stupid Things’

Jersey Shore: Girl Versus Girl [Recaps]

For the guidos of Jersey Shore , the most important sociological experiment of our time, the women stick with the women and the men stick with the men. That has changed as the ladies fight and claw with unrestrained viciousness. More

Jersey Shore: Women Scorned [Recaps]

For a fiercely loyal clan, the guidos of Jersey Shore sure do engage in a lot of infidelity. In its wake comes conflict, destruction, and a scream heard ’round the world. What we can learn from such fickle creatures? More

Jersey Shore Vs. Miami: Snooki Compares Clubs, Hookups

When it comes to hooking up, ‘definitely Jersey, because that’s where the guidos live!’ Snooki declares to MTV News. By MTV News staff Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi Photo: MTV News Fergie, Enrique Iglesias, LMFAO, Lil Jon. The upcoming Jersey Shore Soundtrack, inspired by the show in all its tanned and tequila’d glory, boasts some of the biggest acts in music. But while “Jersey Shore” star Snooki has love for all of the featured artists, she had no problem naming her favorite track on the disc when MTV News caught up with her on the album release party red carpet at New York City’s Marquee nightclub on Tuesday. “My favorite track is obviously Pauly D’s track,” she told us about her fellow castmate. “It’s his first track on an album, and I’m very proud of him.” But Pauly isn’t the only “Shore” star with a new single. Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino has also recorded a club-ready song, in which he raps, “I ain’t at a bar to get drunk alone/ I’m gonna take a hottie home.” “Mike’s track is pretty good,” Snooki said. “I’m proud of him.” She’d be happy to listen to either one while partying at clubs on the familiar Seaside Heights boardwalk or near the hot sands of Miami, where the cast traveled to shoot season two of their show. Just don’t ask Snooki to pick which town has the hotter nightspots. “Miami definitely has a lot of good clubs, and so does Jersey,” she said. “The only thing that’s good about Miami is they’re open till 6 in the morning. Jersey closes at 2 a.m., so that kind of sucks.” And what of the clubgoers in each locale? When it comes to bumping-and-grinding and locking lips, which town comes out the winner? “Better hookups, definitely Jersey,” Snooki declared, “because that’s where the guidos live!” Season two of “Jersey Shore” premieres Thursday, July 29, at 10 p.m. ET/PT on MTV. Be there! Related Photos “Jersey Shore” Soundtrack Release Party

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Racist Dude Whose Ass Ronnie Magro Kicked on Jersey Shore Angling For Rematch

Stephen Izzo says he got a raw deal. And by raw deal, we mean he got hit in the back of the head. After heckling the most juiced up of all the guidos.

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Jersey Shore Guidos Are "Cinema Italiano"

With all the controversy over Jersey Shore ‘s enthusiastic use of the term “guido”, we figured a montage set to ” Cinema Italiano ” from the new film Nine —in which Kate Hudson repeatedly shrieks “Guido, Guido, Guido!”—was only appropriate. A Real Life Jersey Shore Protest [FourFour] Related: New ‘Nine’ Trailer: Anyone Rooting For A Kate Hudson Comeback?

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Jersey Shore Knock Out of the Day

I like trash, because I am trash and because trash get things done without worrying about social conventions like showering or pride or etiquette, we just do what we gotta do to get by and sometimes that involves knocking an loud, annoying, bitch the fuck out. This is some show called Jersey Shore, I assume it’s about the guidos and clowns from the Jersey Shore and this could be staged, but staged or not, seeing a bitch knocked the fuck out is porn to me, especially when she’s dressed in Ed Hardy like this twat. Not beating the fuck out of women is a dated concept.

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Meet the Cast of Jersey Shore

These colorful characters will instantly become your new reality show best friends when the MTV show about eight guidos in a summer house starts tonight. It’s going to be epic. And yes, we will be live blogging the 10pm debut.

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Good News Week – Adam Spencer vs Wil Anderson part 1/2

Clash of the Titans and Adam’s virginity. Part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDBDIOBgcvU http://www.ten.com.au/gnw/

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MTV’S "JERSEY SHORE" NEW SERIES

PROMO FOR THE NEW MTV SERIES ‘JERSEY SHORE’ …..where 8 roomates from all AROUND THE TRI-STATE AREA come together to share a summer they’ll never forget at the jersey shore.

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