Considering the fact that Scott Disick spends more time getting wasted at club appearances than hanging out with his baby mama and three kids, you would think he’d be on his best behavior when he is at home. But you would be forgetting that Disick has earned the title of Douche Lord and he proves he’s worthy of it every day: Scott Disick to Kourtney Kardashian: SHUT UP! Kris Jenner’s pronunciation of “Ottawa” aside, what’s really amazing about this clip is the fact that Scott not only sees to fit to talk to Kourtney that way, but that he does so in front of her mother, who doesn’t bat an eye. Every couple fights, but you’d think when you put your significant other through as much crap as Scott does Kourtney, you’d keep a slightly more civil tongue in your heard. In case you haven’t heard Scott ditched rehab for the fifth time (!) on Monday and was spotted partying in a Costa Rican club the same night. Mind you, Kourtney gave birth to the couple’s third child in December, and in the past six months, Disick has been hospitalized for alcohol poisoning and picked up for stumbling around the lobby of an Atlantic City hotel, barefoot and drunk at 3 am. Scott’s not a guy who could stand to cut back a bit; he’s a guy that desperately needs rehab so that he can be alive to raise his kids. And despite his many eff-ups, the dude still sees fit to tell his endlessly patient baby mama that he doesn’t want to see her face. What a guy. 11 Times Scott Disick Was a Douche 1. When He Ragged on Kim’s Marriage View Photo Lord Disick often says what we’re thinking. Especially when he’s ragging on his baby mama’s clueless sisters. 2. When He Took Kim Down a Peg View Photo Scott ragging on Kim might be the best part of the Kardashian reality shows. Every time she acts like it’s the first time she’s ever been put in her place. 3. When He Read Kourtney’s Mind View Photo Kourtney can be a tad predictable at times. No one’s better at pointing this out than Scott. 4. That Other Time He Took Kim Down a Peg View Photo Kim might lead a wildly interesting life, but she doesn’t have the personality to match. Leave it to Scott to point that out on national TV. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. When He Burned Kendall Jenner Scott doesn’t limit himself to being a douche on TV. His attacks on the Jenner sisters make Twitter a better place to be. 6. When He Pointed Out That Kris Jenner is Awful Scott might be a douche, but Kris Jenner is the worst. Fortunately, Scott’s more than happy to point that out. 7. When He Made Fun of Kourtney’s Clothes View Photo The worst thing you can do to a Kardashian is mock her clothes. Naturally, Scott takes every opportunity to do so. 8. When He Mocked Rob’s Socks View Photo Despite all of his wealth and connections, Rob Kardashian chose to design socks for a living. Scott is happy to point out how ridiculous this is. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. When He Tried to be Down With the Hood View Photo Scott even takes the occasional shot at himself. Here, he sarcastically analyzes his relationship with “the hood.” 10. When He Mocked Kim Yet Again View Photo Scott is relentless when it comes to the most famous Kardashian. And we love every second of it, 11. And of Course, When He Made Fun of the Entire Family View Photo No one mocks the Kardashian-Jenner clan quite Scott. All hail Lord Disick! The End. Up Next: ” 11 Times Scott Disick Was a Douche .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
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Scott Disick SLAMS Kourtney Kardashian in KUWTK Deleted Scene: I Don’t Wanna See Your Face!
