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Nina Agdal Behind the Scenes Pics of the Day

Posted on April 14, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Nina Agdal is in some behind the scenes for some photoshoot that I didn’t bother researching because I research is for nerdy weirdos and I don’t really care for Nina Agdal, not even when she gets nude pics of her from dudes she fucked in Miami posted to the internet, because people fuck, and this model, despite being a big name, doesn’t make much money, is no different than most hookers out there, and really may even still hook to live the lavish life while trying to recruit gay celebrity husbands like Adam Levine, who she turned out to be not good enough for, which is pretty bad, considering he’s the worst, so bad that I can’t even look at her objectively, all I see is maroon….and it’s the fucking worst.

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Amanda Seyfriend Getting Her Feet Wet of the Day

Posted on July 12, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

There’s always that time when you look at a bitch you want to have sex with from a certain angle or on a certain day and all you see is a really bad, awkward, maybe even ugly face…it’s that split second where you go “what the hell was that”….sometimes it happens when you are having sex with them, sometimes when you wake up next to them, sometimes when you’re watching them work the ice cream shop across the street, sometimes when they are eating lunch in the park next to you…because the reality is no one is perfect, except maybe me, but that’s just cuz I dont have to look at myself…. So here is a picture of Seyfried in shorts, walking in the water like some kind of pirate, stealing her hotness and giving us this big old mouth and patchy skin….Just the way I like my celebrity masturbation material…attainable looking.

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Emma Watson Thinks her Premieres are the Royal Wedding of the Day

Posted on July 12, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know what the deal with Emma Watson is, but she reminds me of a tacky italian bitch at her first communion, or a tacky bride at her wedding, or like a tacky white trash bitch at her fucking high school prom….or even some Toddlers & Tiaras shit that’s just awkward looking…cuz she’s been going to these Hairy Poofter premieres all dolled up like she’s at the royal wedding or some really formal event, when all she’s doing is her last walk down the premiere line, cuz after Potter, she aint got shit but a pile of money and a fanbase of pedophiles who have watched her grown while dressed like wizards…aka the worst kind of fanbase….other than their loyalty….and ability to collect…their social awardness and smell of stale semen makes shaking hands and signing autographs a disaster….but that still doesn’t explain why she’s dressed all ridiculous, even if she’s showing a bit of little tit….it’s a level of princess high maintenance bullshit that’s a real turn off, but that’s cuz I never found her hot, or watched a single Harry Potter movie meaning I didn’t fall in love with her irrationally when she was 13…so I am not blinded….and I can look at her objectively…I’m a hero like that.

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