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Kate Upton’s Topless But Covered

Posted on May 3, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I knew that Kate Upton was lighting up the internet, but I wasn’t expecting anything like this. Dancing to some obscure rap song that nobody has heard of in a bikini is one thing, but posing topless with your little supermodel hands cupping some giant supermodel breasts is almost too much to handle. I’m not sure if my track pants are strong enough to resist this. Jesus! They just look so soft and wonderful. I want to bury my face in them for like an hour or two. Call me.

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Tagged celeb, Hollywood, hour-or-two, internet, kate upton, Sex, TMZ

Stacy Keibler’s Luscious Long Legs

Posted on December 11, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here is Stacy Keibler at yet another event over the weekend, the Clooney bump has really been helping this chick, looking as sexy as ever. I’ve had a crush on those luscious long legs of hers for years now, I can’t believe that old man gets those things wrapped around him what? Three times a week? Four? You’re killing me! I would like to dip those things in butter and soak it up with a nice baguette… That’s french for penis right?

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Tagged bikini-picture, classic-beauty, clooney, detected, Hollywood, hour-or-two, keibler, Maxim Magazine, miley cyrus, short-shorts, stacy-keibler

Miley Cyrus’ Nice Inside Under Boobs

Posted on December 11, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I love that Miley Cyrus is all growns up now, she likes the medicinal marijuana, she wears trashy outfits and she doesn’t seem to be doing as much singing anymore. That’s just good for all of us. Here she is at some event over the weekend dropping some very impressive adult cleavage. Come on, inside under boob? Perfection. I wouldn’t call her a classic beauty, but I’d motorboat those things for a hour or two.

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Tagged bikini-picture, classic-beauty, doing-as-much, Hollywood, hour-or-two, inside-under, leather, leather-short, medicinal, miley cyrus, picture, the-medicinal, trashy-outfits

Cheryl Tweedy Hurts Me Down There

Posted on July 17, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s my future ex-wife Cheryl Tweedy out running some errands, shaking her cute little ass and making me feel bad that we’re so far apart. it’s tough to maintain a long distance relationship in this day and age so seeing her out enjoying herself without me hurt a little. I guess I’ll have to print these pictures out, stick them to my honey covered naked body and spend an hour or two reconnecting with my sweet sweet Cheryl during what I like to call the ‘Magic Hour’.