I don’t know who Riki Lindhome is….but apparently she’s a serious actor…at least that what these GIFs are telling me…I mean that or a pornographer who hasn’t released the close up penetration videos…she’s building up to that…or maybe this is just her leaked nudes from her cellphone that she put up on Reddit because she wants Riki Lindhome to be a household name, you know to feel like HOME, it even has HOME in it…that’s how committed she is to the cause…I mean that and letting the world see her fake getting fucked with her tits out which makes me question what type of person she really is…I mean to take a paycheck to be like this because she wants to be like this…makes me think she’s a bit of a slut pretending to be an actor…because it is the vessel or conduit in which she can be a slut without taking any responsibility…I get what this is about….I SEE it and her tits…DoggyStyle in the weirdest fucking way…I mean look at that weird dude with his shirt on…he’s fucking creeping me out… The post Riki Lindhome Naked and Getting Fucked for TV of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
The wind, mother nature, is my friend, maybe because I don’t own a house in Florida because I am a broke fuck, but rather I just am witness to countless times the wind has blown a dress on a bitch up – exposing her soul to me – making me think their may be a god….with a good pervert sense of humor…the kind of guy who hides in closets and watches fucks, the kind of guy who witnesses all the showers across the land over and every woman who takes them…. That said, the WIND took on Miranda Kerr like it was some kind of billionaire, because she likes billionaires…shes’ that kind of hooker.. I wonder if shitting on Miranda Kerr, not like a billionaire shitting on her cuz he knows he owns her, but making fun of her because she’s so obvious in her sugar babying…will get me banned or compromised on Snapchat… I am thinking, definitely…little angry billionaire nerd…just fucking doing as much damage as he fucking can…to prevent me from calling his girl a hooker, even though she’s been one for decades before he even knew who she was because he was 11. Nerds hate being teased or being reminded your ex model wife is only with you for the money. Well, she’s got a system in place…and I call it the Miranda Kerr Billionaire Wife Program…and these are the steps…..I’ve posted them before…. 1 – Do local shitty modeling and get to an event an A-Lister will be at. Get pregnant by A-Lister and pressure him to marry you. 2- Use celebrity of being married to A-Lister to get you a contract with an evil billion dollar brand. It makes you credible, valuable, increases your stock price. 3- Get out of your relationship with some has been actor who is probably gay, you already got the press for that and the best way to do that is by fucking Bieber…he’s popular.. 4- Get fired from your million dollar contract with a lingerie company for fucking Bieber, because the billionaires you are trying to bed won’t want to pay your rent when they know you are out of work…but that you were once employed…by a high profile brand….you know to help you get back on your feet…they just like that you had work and that you’re in a place of desperation that requires their help… 5- Pull in some sporadic campaigns, so that she doesn’t seen like a full mooch….do some media, get some red carpet pics, you know seem like an active member int he model world…because these billionaires want models, they don’t want girls who once modeled…that makes them feel irrelvant and buying last year’s model.. 6- Fuck 3 Billionaires in a row, have 2 fight over you, because once you go BILLIONAIRE you never go back…. 7- Choose the most current one, with the most potential of getting her jobs…. 8- MARRY HIM…. 9- Do magazines in your panties to keep him horny for you, not that you care, but you have a pre-nup to ride out, probably 5 years of marriage, you gotta keep things locked in so you cash out.. Now we’ll add step 9…pay GOD to blow your skirt up for the paparazzi… TO See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE The post Miranda Kerr Butt Shot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Maggie Gyllenhaal terrifies me…Maggie Gyllenhaal terrifies me… But I figure, any actress, hot or not, who takes on the slutty roles to show just how committed they are to their “art” in a world where she would have never made it based on looks alone, but luckily, she was raised within the industry and movies need “average” looking girls….is worth looking at with a dick, real or prosthetic…in her mouth for the craft…. She’s edgy, risque, wild and crazy…a mom…with mom tits…with a kid who will see this scene of not actual porn…ART…with porn elements because everyone’s got a short attention span and are trying to figure it all out…right…RIGHT> . The post Maggie Gyllenhaal’s Blowjob Scene in The Deuce of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
If you’re wondering why Shailene Woodley got kicked out of the new Spiderman Movie….it’s because of her high waisted panties. I get the whole hipster, fashionista, not necessarily sexy, but retro thing that is going on, but I don’t really think a young actress trying to make it in Hollywood, being put up against sluts, like real hot sluts who don’t even wear underwear when they have photoshoots lined up, because they want to show just how committed they are to the job, I’m talking hotter, more talented and willing to get naked sluts…not in high waisted underwear like they are in their 50s…and you just picked them up at a wedding to fuck because weddings are romantic and make you willing to fuck anything with a pussy, even if that pussy is being kept in some weird as fuck tent kind of underwear to help hide her 3 pregnancies and menopause….but not on an up and comer…it’s so weird. But not as weird as this bitch losing her weave like she was Beyonce…
