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Please Feed The Tara Reid

If I was rich, I would send a truck full of Krispy Kreme donuts and Burger King Whoppers to Tara Reid’s house. This b*tch needs to eat! If she doesn’t change her ways, she’s going to look like Donatella Versace in 15 years. Tara made an appearance at the 2nd annual Love Festival in Vegas looking shockingly thin. She’s been struggling with her body image and weight for quite a while, and was the unfortunate victim of sh*teous plastic surgery when went under the knife for bigger boobs and to have liposuction done on her stomach a few years ago. I wanna slip her the date rape drug so I can strap her down and pump straight lard into her veins to thicken her bony @ss up.

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Bradley Cooper On Dating Jennifer Aniston: "It Never Happened"

Honestly, I don’t want to write anything about this man besides how freaking sexy he is, and the things I would do to him if I ever cornered him in a room, but I don’t want to get too freaky. The hotness that is Bradley Cooper is in the new issue of Details magazine looking delicious, discusses his new role in ‘The A-Team’ , and talks about dating Jennifer Aniston . Actually, he says the tabloids had it all wrong when they made accusations he was hooking up with Jenn. “I’m reading about me taking Jennifer Aniston to my Bel Air mansion”—he lived in a modest home in Venice, California, then; he has a bigger house in Los Angeles now—”and having a candlelit dinner, and I was like, ‘That’s crazy. Never happened.’ ” He says the next time he saw Aniston, who is a friend, he joked, “Hey, we should hang out—the other dates that we never had went so well.” His relationship with Renee Zellweger was also brought up during the interview, but he said he “just can’t” talk about it. Either it’s a touchy subject, or Renee paid him off like one of Tiger Woods’ hoes to keep his mouth shut!

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The Most Adorable Poop Ever

The cutest video of a little kid showing off his poop you'll ever see.

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10 Meat Structures That Are True Feats of Food Engineering

This is Why You're Fat has pulled together a collection of their fattiest feats of food engineering. Behold: the Meat Ship, the Leaning Tower Of NOM and a personal favorite: the BA-K47

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The Reason Waldo Had To Hide

Waldo doesn't care if you can't find him, he's got other things to worry about.

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Fuck Yeah, Neil Patrick Harris!

Here's a site dedicated to how freaking awesome NPH is. God, it's about time! Neil is only the best person in Hollywood today, he deserves a site dedicated to his amazingness.

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