Tallulah Willis is a Demi Moore and Bruce Willis daughter who have lived a pretty spoiled and blessed life, because that’s what happens when both your parents are stupid rich from being actors…. She was unfortunately not an abortion, because I guess sometimes these narcissistic celebs need to reproduce, because another abortion will break their womb… I find that she looks a little too Bruce, but at least she’s got tits, tits that her feminist activist who has nothing else to do with her time likes to flash. She’s hip, she’s cool, she’s not irritating for those trust funders who just kinda does nothing – allowing her to be an artist, or surround herself with artists, who by definition are just other slackers like her…into her parents and the good life… So she’s been topless, naked, in the bath with her sisters, a whole lot of exhibitionism…but most importantly, she’s got BUSH…
Candice Swanepoel is known for only doing Victoria’s Secret, because that’s all she’s done, and she was hot and exciting and interesting when she was early on in her career, but there comes a time when you’ve seen enough of the same damn pose from the same damn chick, that you think “don’t you have any other tricks…trick”…. So she went and got pregnant a decade ago and seems to be always fucking pregnant…like the neighbor on Family guy…bitch won’t just fucking eject the damn baby, but she will get half naked with it disgustingly inside her and it’s pretty damn gross to people like me who don’t like breeding, but hot to ready to drop porn fetishists and Candice Swanepoel fans I doubt exist…because who fucking cares… TO See the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE
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Last time we saw Chloe Grace Moretz , I was saying that if she really wants to become a model, she’ll have to step up her game (aka show more skin). And here she is doing just that for Modern Luxury Magazine , whatever that is. Anyway, it’s a good start, but I still think she needs to do a shoot for a slightly more reputable publication, you know, like the Tuna’s Bikini Monthly , which is completely legit, and not something I just made up on the spot to trick Chloe into getting into a bikini for me, I swear. Continue reading →
I am friends with Alexandra Papadopoulos….and by friends I mean she’s blocked and deleted me off facebook and instagram more than once…when real haters cut ties once and forget about you…this angel who is getting naked in TREATS because it is a thing LA based models do to get rich husbands, boyfriends and invited on yachts….but I don’t really know which naked girl she is in these pics…I am just posting her name in the event she googles herself, and I am sure she does, they all do…this is the selfie generation and she’s a model, she’ll remember the good times we once had and maybe come back to me…so that I can tell her how much I love her and want her to sit on my face due to being amazing and talented and funny with her instagram videos… Here are the pics of a bunch of random girls…and one very special angel sent from heaven we call Alexandra Papadopoulos….and not just because greeks love anal…all girls love anal…even girls who say they hate anal…they just haven’t had good anal with a small enough dick…but because she’s amazing. The post Alexandra Papadopoulos and other Tricks Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I am friends with Alexandra Papadopoulos….and by friends I mean she’s blocked and deleted me off facebook and instagram more than once…when real haters cut ties once and forget about you…this angel who is getting naked in TREATS because it is a thing LA based models do to get rich husbands, boyfriends and invited on yachts….but I don’t really know which naked girl she is in these pics…I am just posting her name in the event she googles herself, and I am sure she does, they all do…this is the selfie generation and she’s a model, she’ll remember the good times we once had and maybe come back to me…so that I can tell her how much I love her and want her to sit on my face due to being amazing and talented and funny with her instagram videos… Here are the pics of a bunch of random girls…and one very special angel sent from heaven we call Alexandra Papadopoulos….and not just because greeks love anal…all girls love anal…even girls who say they hate anal…they just haven’t had good anal with a small enough dick…but because she’s amazing. The post Alexandra Papadopoulos and other Tricks Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
McKayla Maroney is like 12, or at least she’s built like a 12 year old, because as an Olympic gymnast who dabbles in acting when it isn’t an Olympic year, she has to have this kind of body to do the tricks properly, making staring at her bikini pics, pretty fucking creepy, even if she’s got the mind of a 17 year old all horny and statistically not a virgin, especially since she’s in competitive olympic sports that tour, because those are the ones with the most STDs….and you know she’s into manipulating men with her bikini body, that 12 year old body, pretending she’s all wholesome and shit, and it is just fucking weird…probably similar to what adult women who fuck Bieber feel…
It must be tough being a celebrity when everywhere you go people are always asking for your autograph, even in the airport. So I’m glad to see that Hayden Panettiere is being such a good sport about it here. It gives me hope for the day when I finally run into Hayden and get to ask if she’ll sign her chest for me. What? I think it’s a pretty reasonable request. Photos: Fameflynet
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