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It’s A Good Thing Bethenny Frankel Has A Great Body

I don’t watch any of those Real Housewives shows because for one, I’m not an idiot, and two, because it’s much easier to just wait for those rich cougars to show up at the beach in bikinis, like Bethenny Frankel here. And I’m glad to see that Bethenny’s covering up her problem areas in these shots with the big hat and sunglasses, because everything below the shoulders is still working for me. I guess that’s one of the tricks you learn when you’ve got a face for radio and a body for reality TV. » view all 22 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Rosie Huntington-Whitely Posing for MUSE of the Day

Rosie Huntington-Whitely is one of the hottest models turned low level actor in the game and not just because she bangs bald dudes who are millionaires and ripped…or because she reminded Megan Fox just how insignificant she is, you know just how replaceable she is, like a scab working the factory that is on Strike…but because she has been naked in photoshoots always…and despite not being naked in this photoshoot…she’s still fucking amazing and I may or may not be in love, and by in love I mean touching myself while staring at her vagina definition. I am romantic like that.

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Rosie Huntington-Whitely Posing for MUSE of the Day

Rosie Huntington-Whitely Posing for MUSE of the Day

Rosie Huntington-Whitely is one of the hottest models turned low level actor in the game and not just because she bangs bald dudes who are millionaires and ripped…or because she reminded Megan Fox just how insignificant she is, you know just how replaceable she is, like a scab working the factory that is on Strike…but because she has been naked in photoshoots always…and despite not being naked in this photoshoot…she’s still fucking amazing and I may or may not be in love, and by in love I mean touching myself while staring at her vagina definition. I am romantic like that.

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Sofia Vergara in a Bikini Top on a Sex Swing of the Day

Sofia Vergara brought her big titties out in a bikini top and a pair of pants, like you’d expect an old lady who is a mom, but who works out, would do…you see flat stomachs are worth celebrating, but those cellulite ridden thighs and ass, just need to be covered up and the pic needs to be taken from a distance…because otherwise it takes away from her sex appeal…that is dying fast, but hasn’t died yet. You see you can’t fool nature, you can delay it, you can smoke and mirrors it, you can fool producers to give you work by extorting them like you learned growing up in Colombia, but being a chick over 21, every day that passes, is a day of being less hot. It’s a fact, you can google it. That said, I appreciate her tricks to celebrate her big tits without ruining them with an sloppy ass, and I like that she’s on a sex swing, that may just be a swing, but if used properly, can be turned into one pretty easily… I am not a fan, I am indifferent.

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Sofia Vergara in a Bikini Top on a Sex Swing of the Day

Sofia Vergara in a Bikini Top on a Sex Swing of the Day

Sofia Vergara brought her big titties out in a bikini top and a pair of pants, like you’d expect an old lady who is a mom, but who works out, would do…you see flat stomachs are worth celebrating, but those cellulite ridden thighs and ass, just need to be covered up and the pic needs to be taken from a distance…because otherwise it takes away from her sex appeal…that is dying fast, but hasn’t died yet. You see you can’t fool nature, you can delay it, you can smoke and mirrors it, you can fool producers to give you work by extorting them like you learned growing up in Colombia, but being a chick over 21, every day that passes, is a day of being less hot. It’s a fact, you can google it. That said, I appreciate her tricks to celebrate her big tits without ruining them with an sloppy ass, and I like that she’s on a sex swing, that may just be a swing, but if used properly, can be turned into one pretty easily… I am not a fan, I am indifferent.

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Sofia Vergara in a Bikini Top on a Sex Swing of the Day

Miley Cyrus Bra Flash for Twitter of the Day

Miley Cyrus is an amazing in bred, incest hick. I need to only cover Miley Cyrus news. This is my second round with her today…this time for posting her bra on twitter, earlier, if you are too lazy to scroll down, was for shopping braless with her bare tit hanging out , all things I endorse, support…that make me wish I was a Disney Exec who taught her vagina all the tricks it knows with my penis, mouth, fingers, and inanimate objects……She’s good at this slutty, exhibitionist, young hot pussy thing…real good.

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Kim kardashian Has a Dumpy Fucking Ass of the DAy

This is not news….but Kim Kardashian has a shitty fucking ass….that some how she has marketed as being a great ass….or at least a freakish ass people like to talk about….possibly thanks to only dating black guys…except for the fake husband she was using to drive some attenion her way…but more importantly thanks to spanx…wearing the highest fucking heels and other tricks…that I guess she’s too lazy to pull off…but I’m hoping she’s too burned out to pull off…passing the torch to her jailbait sisters….since no one cares about her anymore… What it comes down to is that She’s always gonna be a shitty porn star to me TO SEE MORE PICS OF KIM KARDASHIAN IN TIGHTS AND RUNNING SHOES FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Lindsay Lohan’s Top Is A Little See Through

See now this is a see through top. Here’s Lindsay Lohan out on the lam the other day, doing her best to avoid capture by the popo by walking around in some tights and a see through top. Hiding in plain sight. Smart move. I heard a rumor that Lindsay was offered $50K to shoot a thirty minute video of herself blowing up balloons until they pop for some sort of fetish or something that I’ve never heard of and don’t really understand. For $50K why the hell not, I’d do it for a lot less. Anyhow, it sounds really weird…. I’d watch it.

Elizabeth Hurley Knows What She’s Doing

I wish I could tell you that I’ve got some special shots up super MILF Elizabeth Hurley’s skirt while she steps out of this car, but I’d be lying. This hottie has been around for a very long time now and she knows all the tricks of the trade when it comes to teasing perverts like me into thinking that she’s going to give us a look at the goods only to slam the door in our faces. What a tease. Luckily she’s hot as hell and I can’t stay mad at her. Call me.

Bo Don Topless for Marie Claire Italia of the Day

I don’t know who this bitch is, I just know she’s another aspiring model who is willing to get naked for money because getting a spread in a fashion magazine is better than working a normal job, but also not as sleazy as spreading her pussy on stage….even though it is essentially the same morals and values being disrespected and ignored, just one is packaged a little nicer and gets a little more money and respect…. Who really cares, she’s got tits, and she’s showing them….and that’s always worth exposing yourself on the bus for….

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Bo Don Topless for Marie Claire Italia of the Day