Barbara Palvin, Lily Aldridge, and Behati Prinsloo are doing the Victoria’s Secret Hustle….this time they are half naked for Valentine’s Day…because it is the second biggest time of the year for them in terms of sales..so they need to bring out the big guns….you know cuz what else do you buy the woman you fuck or want to fuck on the most romantic man made day of the year….but some bra and panties to put em in so you can imagine they look like this when really they don’t….in a “you sure don’t make those panties look like they did in the store when I bought them, if anything you look like an overstuffed sausage, but today is the day of love and I’ll do my best to pretend you aren’t a pig of a woman I married….but instead a bikini model I’m having an illicit affair with”….you know how it is…..here are the aspirational pics…not that you actually have anyone to fuck on Valentines Day you lonely loser…but if you’re smart you’ll hit the bars cuz every girl who is alone on Valentines Day will throw down with their expectations and standards totally dropped….making for a holiday…although created to stimulate the economy….something I can endorse…
Excerpt from:
Victoria’s Secret Valentines Day Campaign of the Day
