Tag Archives: immigrant-male

Fergie in Poses with Fat Chicks to Make Her Look Skinny in Some Shorts of the Day

Posted on July 11, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here are some pictures of Fergie in a timeless move girls everywhere have been doing for decades and decades since the beginning of time, and that’s standing next to a fat chick to make herself look skinny…. It is the fat chick in every group of friends that I always seem to get stuck talking to on the night she decides her hot friend I start chatting up gets too much mail attention and bitch starts crying for her moment, cuz I look like a guy who would fuck them, and I usually am…but it is nothing I am proud of. What I am proud of is the day I slipped fergie my card and she never called or emailed me to fuck because it reminded me where I stand in the world. Thanks for that Fergie, you meth pussy I want to fingerbang with my tongue

More here:
Fergie in Poses with Fat Chicks to Make Her Look Skinny in Some Shorts of the Day

→ Leave a comment

Posted in Hot Stuff, Sex

Tagged being-relevant, fergie, Hollywood, immigrant-male, Pictures, price, underwear, wikipedia

Edward Norton’s Fiance in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on July 11, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Edward Norton is marrying some troll looking bitch, who happens to be a high school dropout from Canada, she also happens to be a movie producer involved with Judd Apatow, who’s best joke has been that he’s managed to pull this runnin’ comedy scam, when I’ve seen him do stand-up and he fucking sucked….and according the Wikipedia, Apatow pretty much states that she is the reason for anything good in his shitty fucking movies: Apatow has called her “the rare woman who always wants to take the joke farther than any man wants to go. All nudity in my films is a result of Shauna pushing me and calling me a wimp.” I should send her the script for my biopic. I always figure I’m one mainstream movie away from being relevant…. Here she is one step closer to being relevant cuz she got in a bikini….a bikinis, despite career, education, or even looks always puts a bitch on the map, even when I think she’s got the hottest personality Edward Norton has met, cuz last I checked, every single bitch in the world would marry Ed Norton even if just for his fame, money and lifestyle….ending up with this is a bit of a disservice to his dick….Let’s hope she lets him cheat thanks to an awareness of her shortcomings….that are directly related to his short cumming. Good. One.

Continue reading here:
Edward Norton’s Fiance in a Bikini of the Day

→ Leave a comment

Posted in Hot Stuff, Sex

Tagged apatow, being-relevant, despite-career, downfalll, hottest, immigrant-male, one-mainstream, price, shortcomings, TMZ, underwear, wikipedia

Katie Price is a Ruins Polo With her Whore Pussy of the Day

Posted on July 11, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If you’ve been wondering where Jordan Katie Price the billionaire cuz she had stupid tits at a time the blue collar working class scene in the UK was really into big tits and made her a rich and famous whore….has been hiding out…your investigation ends here…she’s gone all blue blooded, not cuz of a titty implant infection, but cuz she’s penetrated the upper crust of society, like it has penetrated her so many times to get to this point, and she was invited to a charity polo match… Look at the way she’s rubbing her vagina all over that horse…and then that bike…and later in the locker rooms all the participants..This pig prostitute has single vagina-edly tainted the sport of polo. I love that her shirt says “Inspire”…what a fucking joke…I mean depending on what she is trying to inspire…which I can only assume is to turn men gay…or to motivate little girls to feel inadequate and get the biggest set of fake tits they can that will in turn make them rich and famous….making them a better investment than a college degree….use your money wisely sluts in training…. I watched her sex tape the other day.. google it….she sucks. Literally and figuratively..but maybe I just hate her cuz I hate fake tits…especailly novelty sized ones that make a bitch famous…cuz it makes me comtemplate getting myself stupid fake tits, cuz I want what comes with being famous, mainly the money, but I’d never be able to save 5k, I’d rather spend it on hookers and cocaine….fun is always my downfalll… Here’s Katie Price. Classy.

More here:
Katie Price is a Ruins Polo With her Whore Pussy of the Day

→ Leave a comment

Posted in Hot Stuff, Sex

Tagged celeb news, downfalll, immigrant-male, jordan, jordan-katie, journey-through, Money, Nsfw, price, through-some, TMZ, underwear

Shauna Sand Old Lady In Her Bikini of the Day

Posted on July 11, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I have seen Shauna Sand’s vagina. It was like some action adventure tourism into an unknown scary place. Like a journey through space, encountering some scary alien shit….or maybe like going through some ancient tomb and coming across some mummified corpse…like you were indiana jones motherfucker….or even like some detective working a horrible murder case… murder case…and unforunately…like all vaginas…that don’t have a dick…even if they look like an empty ballsack….I’d still fuck it…both with my tongue, unprotected dick and fingers…cuz I am a pervert…. So here is her hot enough tanned body that does nothing but age gracefully and classy through a middle aged porn career…post a youthful playboy career….that lead to having some bad plastic surgery, bad fake tits and bad bad bad mom pussy… Here she is in a bikini doing nothing, as she does, but I prefer her doing sex with immigrant male prostitute in video for money ….