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I’m In Love With Lindsay Arnold’s Booty

All I want to say about Lindsay Arnold is that she has the greatest booty I’ve ever seen in a pair of leggings and that I’d be honored if she’d gave me the opportunity to fulfill one of my life long dreams and let me motorboat it for 5 seconds. Consider it like Make A Wish, except I’m not dying.

Hayden Panettiere’s Dress Is On Backwards!

Hayden Panettiere showed up the 2013 Billboard Music Awards and I have to admit, I’m a disappointed in my favorite little midget. I think she put her dress on backwards because her new and improved front meat is all covered up. Nonetheless, Hayden is still damn cute and I’d love for her to play horsey on my lap.