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Sarah Hyland Keeps Working On Her Fitness

I love how Sarah Hyland is working out non-stop all the time. She looks like she is 5 foot nothing and 90lbs. You could probably play horsey with her easily. Anyway, good for her, but girl needs to relax a tad. There is only so fit you can get at that size without becoming a bodybuilder. » view all 11 photos          

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Sarah Hyland Keeps Working On Her Fitness

Jenna Dewan Is OK

I believe Jenna Dewan is single now, so I guess it’s back to being a hot chick on the prowl for a new leading man. I know her body is smokin’, but I’m just not a huge fan of her. She kinda of reminds me of a pug. Like she’s cute in an ugly way. Little Tuna would still let her play with him any day of the week.            

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Ariana Grande Knows How To Move Her Little Body

Ariana Grande is the most annoying singer after Christina Aguilera, but man is she fun to watch. Such a cute little package. She really needs to come over to my mom’s basement and use those moves while we play horsey together. Call me.                

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Meet Cutie Bianca Santos

I have no clue who this cutie Bianca Santos is, but I want to bounce her on my lap and play horsey with her. Don’t worry, I did an age check and turns out that she’s 24-years-old. So I’m in the clear. » view all 13 photos           Photos: PacificCoastNews

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I’m In Love With Lindsay Arnold’s Booty

All I want to say about Lindsay Arnold is that she has the greatest booty I’ve ever seen in a pair of leggings and that I’d be honored if she’d gave me the opportunity to fulfill one of my life long dreams and let me motorboat it for 5 seconds. Consider it like Make A Wish, except I’m not dying.

Hayden Panettiere’s Dress Is On Backwards!

Hayden Panettiere showed up the 2013 Billboard Music Awards and I have to admit, I’m a disappointed in my favorite little midget. I think she put her dress on backwards because her new and improved front meat is all covered up. Nonetheless, Hayden is still damn cute and I’d love for her to play horsey on my lap.

Mila Kunis Is A Cute Slob

Here’s Esquire’s Sexiest Woman In The World, Mila Kunis out shopping looking like the biggest slob in the world. I guess she wasn’t prepared that once you receive the title of sexiest, you need to constantly live up to it. It’s hard work! Anyway, I didn’t agree with it in the first place because I find Mila to be cute, as in I’d let her play horsey rides on my lap cute, but that’s about it.