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Saskia De Brauw, Jessica Hart and Georgia May Jagger for LOVE Magazine of the Day

Models Saskia De Brauw, Jessica Hart and Georgia May Jagger are in their underwear or bikini bottoms on the streets for Love magazine, because Love magazine is so edgy and intense and crazy really make revolutionary social commentary on the state of the world we live in by using models no one really gives a fuck about, except maybe Georgia May cuz she’s an heir to Mick, or Jessica Hart because she’s Gold Mining Greek Billionaire Stavros the Paris Hilton Herpes Carrier…. I don’t know what that social commentary is, but figure it’s got to do with girl with the cowboy hat on has some pretty loose skinned cellulite legs and an ass that looks like it is eating itself…even after photoshop…I guess they are telling me that skinny’s hot when it’s tight and fit and not slim fat and sloppy…

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Jessica Szohr’s Weird Fucking NIpples of the Day

Dirty…and not just because she looks ethnic, or native, and like she’s been on a gas huffing bender that has led to drinking rubbing alcohol because she needs booze in her veins so bad…but because of that nipple… I mean is that even just one nipple, or is she built like a cow, or dog, and has nipples along her milk chain, you know not quite as evolved as the rest of humans…or is it just her shirt…maybe she’s got a nipple ring…whatever it is, she should try to dress around that flaw, and not accentuate it…like she is in this pic… Not that I’m against birth defects, a lot of times that shit is hot to me, especially when it comes in the form of two vaginas, no wait that’s not a birth defect, that’s all girls, thanks to their asshole. YAY.

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Iggy Azalea’s Hiding her Booty for Front of the Day

The biggest tragedy in Iggy Azalea’s career is that she blocked me from social media right before she got famous. Back when she was in Canada getting her citizenship to work in the USA, I tried to organize a “Movie Date”, but got rejected and blacklisted from her life…which just goes to show you that I am on top of the shit before it gets famous, a sabotage my chances, and these people have no need for me to help them make it… The biggest tragedy in this FRONT photoshoot, is that Iggy Azalea is not showing her booty, when her big white ass, is the only reason she’s got black producers up on her bullshit music… But her video “WORK”….celebrates it enough for me…. Here are the photoshoot pics…that aren’t as good as the video….#epicfail The reason it is an #epicfail is because when you have an eager bitch in your photo studio ready to get famous..or more famous…you make her work…work…work..workin on your shit…naked.

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Kate Moss Posing on Motorbikes of the Day

Here ares some pretty boring, standard, corporate, dull, safe, repetitive pics of Kate Moss sprawled over a motorcycle, that were shot by Terry Richardson, who I can only assume is getting ready to retire now that he’s been hired by every single company and has shot every single cover and has worked with every single celeb and model…because this shit is not interesting, compelling, or erotic…it’s like they walked in, collected their checks, snapped some pics, and went off to get wasted together, because that’s all this fashion shit is, a money making machine, that once you’re popular enough to be part of, you don’t have to do anything and the idiots will celebrate you… You see Terry Richardson used to shoot low level amateur porn with hipsters…Kate Moss has been consistently nude most of her career…yet here in this shoot today…they did this… What a bummer…but I still want to bum her…with my tongue…to taste the years of use…you know to taste the vintage aged anus that’s traveled the world…

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Georgia May Jagger in Some Pre-Sex Tape Campaign of the Day

I have a crush on Georgia May Jagger…and by crush I mean I want to make sweet love to her tenderly… I don’t know much about her, I don’t know if this is her and her K-Fed of a boyfriend, eager for her to spend that trust fun on him, fooling her into thinking he is really in love, because rockstar daughters don’t know what normal relationships look like, and they want nothing more than an average romance, you know to be the opposite of their parents, making them easy targets to suck in… …but not easy enough because otherwise I’d be up on this one…working her from every angle…just to have those Mick Jagger Lips on my dick…no homo…even though that came across pure homo…you get what I’m saying, she’s got big lips dammit.. The only hope I have, is that in her rich, broken, confused, daddy issue existence, this modelling somehow leads to her wanting to be outrageous and more famous, and that wanting the carve her own path in the already open field thanks to who daddy is, leads to a sex tape… But maybe we’ll just have to settle on this school yard kissing, porn to some of you criminals I’m sure…you know cuz school yards is where you get all your freak boners…freak. Here is the Sisley campaign….not that any of your rednecks care….I know…it’s boring…what a slut.

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Georgia May Jagger in a Bikini for MUSE of the Day

I have been loving Georgia May Jagger for as long as she’s been modelling, and not because she makes any thought of Mick Jagger’s lips being dick sucking lips, less gay, cuz she’s rocking a pair….but because she’s hot, and she’s rich and she probably has a lot of fun. You see unlike rich kids from Finance people, or entrepreneurs who built their empires from the ground up, or old money family business tycoons. she’s rich from rock and roll, and good rock and roll. You know her dad was a middle class dude into black music from Chicago and the American south, who has become a billionaire with his music and had a wild fucking life on the way up, getting a few models, like Georgia May’s mom knocked up along the way, the kind of parent who leads his daughters by example, to get high, have fun, and bang out, cuz there is enough to go around, so keeping busy with this model shit, is just like a pat on the back, celebrating her hotness, that feeds her ego…it’s not for the money…and that in itself is pretty fucking hot….the bikini and pics of her on all fours is just secondary.

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Georgia May Jagger in a Bikini for MUSE of the Day

Georgia May Jagger Modeling Bikinis in Australia of the Day

Georgia May Jagger is Mick Jagger’s interesting looking gapped tooth big lip model who along with being big in fashion, allows those of you who always wondered what getting a blowjob from Mick Jagger’s dick sucking lips, but were too afraid to admit to yourself, because that would be gay, despite his dainty body, now you have a vagina and tits that model bikinis to materialize that fantasy that you will never admit you have. I think she’s a babe, so the more work she gets in her heiress life, the more I’ll stare and not just because her trust fund is one big enough for me to Van Gogh my dick and mail it to her in hopes she eats it and realizes the sacrifices I have made for our love, after freezing some of my retard sperm, cuz when it comes to Georgia Jagger, that’s the retirement plan.

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Georgia May Jagger Bikini Pictures

So in case you didn’t know, Mick Jagger’s daughter Georgia May Jagger is a model now. And before you assume her famous dad got her the job, here she is showing off her qualifications in a bikini during Sydney Fashion Week. Not bad. Since Georgia’s mom was also a model, I was going to say she must get it from her, but actually, she probably gets it from both her parents. You know, since her dad looks like an old woman too these days. Photos: Fameflynet

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Lizzy Jagger Shows Off Her Tuna [PICS]

C’mon now, you know that headline is accurate. Heck, Lizzy Jagger practically wrote that one herself when she agreed to strip down and straddle a fish for a photo campaign. It could have been worse, we could have gone with “Lizzy Jagger and Her Mother Get Naked to Press Their Red Snappers Together”. Even though that is clearly what Lizzy and Jerry Hall are doing in this next pic: More after the jump!

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Rolling Stones Perform at 12-12-12 Concert, Mick Jagger Cracks Sandy Joke

Rolling Stones frontman Mick Jagger cracked at joke at the 12-12-12 Concert For Sandy Relief last night in New York that didn’t sit well with some fans. Rolling Stones 12-12-12 Concert “This has got to be the largest collection of old English musicians ever assembled in Madison Square Garden,” he said of the star-studded benefit show. “But I’ve got to say, if it rains in London, you’ve got to come and help us, OK?” Fans expressed varying degrees of shock, as victims of Hurricane Sandy in the tri-state area are still reeling from the $70 billion in damages caused by the storm. It’s hard to believe Jagger was actually belittling the event, or the storm. More likely, he was just making light of the fact that a bunch of old British guys (The Stones, The Who, Paul McCartney , Roger Waters ) were brought in to raise money for NYC. You tell us: What do you think of Mick Jagger’s comment?   Funny and/or harmless! Lighten up people! Not appropriate at this event. View Poll »

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