In what is probably the worst possible way to celebrate the birth of your new kid…that is already damaged thanks to being cut from Jason Biggs’ DNA cloth….is to have your wife, attention seeking, low level actress who never made it because she made it with Jason Biggs, post some leaky tits on her social media, something she takes seriously, because she’s really only a social media personality, like a dude’s chick, always busting jokes and being funny while being fuckable, which is why he married her…but I’m not into it…but I can never turn my back on a lactaction picture…I’m a feminist like that. The post Jason Biggs Leaky Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Tara Reid paraded her tiniest frame ever at a Maxim Halloween party over the weekend, and it would appear that she’s sporting her tiniest frame yet. That’s saying a lot, considering that Reid has long been in the public eye for being frighteningly frail, but this is even taking it to a whole new level. Check out the video. Tara Reid is TOO SKINNY Her arm basically disappears at one odd camera angle when she sweeps her lank hair out of her huge eyes. If you didn’t think that was scary enough, check out this up-close photo of her head. Her dome is easily twice the size of any other part of her body, and that’s … well, let’s just be polite and say “that’s not a good thing.” She’s always been pretty thin, but girl looks like she’s really going through it these days. Earlier this year, Tara was caught in a postively wasted state on video, rambling and ranting incoherently. While that’s generally par for the course, Reid put on some much-needed weight over the years and seemed to be drifting slowly but surely out of hot mess territory. In 2014, things were getting so out of hand that former costar Jason Biggs slammed Tara over her body … … Which, to be honest, kind of sucked. He said, “Tara’s body, I don’t know what’s going on with it.” “I don’t think she ever knows what’s going on with it,” he qualified. He laughed, and said, “No one knows what’s going on with Tara’s body.” In any case, she used to look like that, up there. And that’s a fairly fine way to look if you’re Tara Reid. She looked happy, and relatively healthy, and for the most part, off the sauce. But as anybody who knows Tara – or in our case “knows Tara – her disposition and demeanor are just as unpredictable as her body’s weight fluctuations. Whatever’s happening, girl, be healthy. We loved American Pie , and the Sharknado franchise , frankly, just wouldn’t be the same without you. That being said, girl – take care of yourself. The holidays are fast-approaching, and what better time to indulge and get cozy and do a “Netflix and chill” thing? Or perhaps just a “chill?” View Slideshow: 19 Celebrity Crushes from the 1990s: Where Are They Now?
Jenny Mollen was barely an actor before she met and married Jason Biggs, the Jewish looking non-Jew from American Pie….who fucked the pie. She also wrote bad comedy for Playboy and rocked twitter pretty fucking aggressively, at least 4-5 years ago…. They have a kid, which means she’s set for at least the next 18 years, because despite barely working, Jason Biggs makes fucking money…and will have to pay this bitch child support when he gets bored of dating some “bro” girl who makes annoying jokes…but I guess while they work towards that, they are still into using the internet like their friend Chelsea Handler uses the internet, doing anything they can for attention…like mooning while doing Pilates, because these people sit around their big houses bored and like sharing things like bare tits and asses…for laughs…in the comfort of their own home…hardly a stunt since the internet following is faceless…it’s better to do this at an actual Pilates studio but it’d never happen, because social media confidence is different than real life confidence…and leaving the house is dangerous you can get school shot…so stick to bare ass at home…until she’s divorced and has to go back to her whoring… I guess it’s not worth hating on, because I’d rather she be transparent and post pics of her mom ass than not…everyone should use social media like this..instead of pretending their thirst for attention is any less shameless… If you don’t like that HERE’S HER PLACENTA The post Jenny Mollen Pantsless Pilates at the Home Gym of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Jenny Mollen was barely an actor before she met and married Jason Biggs, the Jewish looking non-Jew from American Pie….who fucked the pie. She also wrote bad comedy for Playboy and rocked twitter pretty fucking aggressively, at least 4-5 years ago…. They have a kid, which means she’s set for at least the next 18 years, because despite barely working, Jason Biggs makes fucking money…and will have to pay this bitch child support when he gets bored of dating some “bro” girl who makes annoying jokes…but I guess while they work towards that, they are still into using the internet like their friend Chelsea Handler uses the internet, doing anything they can for attention…like mooning while doing Pilates, because these people sit around their big houses bored and like sharing things like bare tits and asses…for laughs…in the comfort of their own home…hardly a stunt since the internet following is faceless…it’s better to do this at an actual Pilates studio but it’d never happen, because social media confidence is different than real life confidence…and leaving the house is dangerous you can get school shot…so stick to bare ass at home…until she’s divorced and has to go back to her whoring… I guess it’s not worth hating on, because I’d rather she be transparent and post pics of her mom ass than not…everyone should use social media like this..instead of pretending their thirst for attention is any less shameless… If you don’t like that HERE’S HER PLACENTA The post Jenny Mollen Pantsless Pilates at the Home Gym of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Ready to have your faith in humanity restored? The photo of a 21-year old student in Canada named Godfrey Cuotto has gone viral… for all the right reasons. It features Cuotto sitting alongside a special needs passenger on a bus, someone later identified as Robert, a man who suffers from Cerebral Palsy. Robert grew overwhelmed by the crowd on the bus and reached out to shake Cuotto's hand. And when Robert wouldn't let go, even placing his head on Cuotto's shoulder, the young man just let it be. “I just allowed it, like what am I going to do?” Cuotto told HuffPost Canada. “Sometimes you just have to be selfless and put someone else's needs above yours.” Amen, right? This photo is reminiscent of the one from late 2013 in which a stranger allowed a man to fall asleep on his shoulder while riding the subway.
Khloe Kardashian‘s BFF Malika Haqq is on the chopping block thanks to her DUI arrest, as Kris Jenner reportedly wants her gone from DASH Dolls. Following a car crash that ended in Malika Haqq arrested for DUI , she apologized for her “poor behavior” and took full responsibility for her actions. Still, that doesn’t mean she’s off the hook with the law – or her boss. “After Malika’s DUI, Kris got so much backlash because, not only did she drive drunk, but she also crashed her car on the 101,” an insider said. No one was injured in the accident, but Kris is still furious. Says the source close to the Momager: “Kris was more concerned with how this would affect the Kardashian brand and her new show DASH Dolls .” Retribution was swift, in other words, and blunt. “Kris told Malika that she has invested a lot of time and money into her, and that she either had to [apologize] for her actions” or get the chop. Jenner made it clear she would be “forced to cut her from the show,” the source tells Radar . “Kris forced Malika into doing the apology.” “Of course, Malika complied.” That wasn’t the end of Jenner’s crackdown, either. Kris also told all of the girls, including Khloe, that from now on they all are to take private drivers.” “Every single time they are going out,” she says, “whether they want to or not. Kris said that she would even be willing to pay for the drivers.” Obviously, that’s a great rule and we respect Jenner a lot for instituting it … but one wonders why this wasn’t obvious to all of them before!? Don’t drink and drive, people. Dolls.
Jason Biggs’ wife Jenny Mollen posted a photo of him naked and dropping trou on Instagram, only to reveal more than the couple intended. Later, she decided to “sack” the photo … if you follow: The Biggs family jewels were exposed when Mollen took a selfie of herself in the mirror, her husband nude and squatting on the pot behind her. It looks pretty clear – especially knowing this couple’s sense of humor – that this was planned out for their enjoyment – and ours on social media. Jenny, 36, captioned the picture, “Is this a cute sweater?” It totes is. Jason clearly agrees from the look on his face. Perhaps they didn’t mean to go balls to the wall, though. Jenny deleted the post from her Instagram after people remarked on Jason’s testicles. If there’s a silver lining in all this? Over the years, Jason Biggs’ Twitter has had content on it far more offensive than an accidental X-rated picture:
Her name is Lydia Hearst. She’s an actress and model but most importantly, she is the one. The only one….when I watch her, at least in this Esquire video, I can’t really see anyone else, maybe because she’s the only one in the video, or maybe because she’s just so perfect on all levels that no one else exists when she’s around….you know the kind of girl I would want to write letters to from prison, before filming a documentary on how I am going to win her love and affection by sitting outside her house, until her security gets rid of me, you know the background romance to my seduction that we can one day show our grandkids how our enternal love came to be, and in the mean time, I’ll just let this tingle in the pit of my stomach in love feeling that may just be indigestion. I eat pretty badly…I can’t be too sure…so until I shit myself…linger…and instead watch the video of her – because it’s all I have…but not all I need. Lydia, if you’re out there, will you go on a date with me? One that lasts forever? Or does me showing everyone your tits in video looking amazing ruin my chances? I guess only time will tell…but I believe in the power of love…that love will set us free…that all we need is love…and every other love reference I’ve had shoved down my face over and over in songs…because whatever I just experienced watching this was poetic…if not a religious experience…hold me…
I don’t know how authentic this Jason Biggs peeing on Chelsea Handler vine is. It was posted by his wife and baby momma, Jenny, who I used to be internet friends with, and who is clearly a fame whore, while Jason Biggs and Chelsea Handler are clearly fame whores, just trying to make it, so it’s very possibly just a stupid stunt…because without cock there is no pee and even if it was pee – it’s hardly the worst thing she’s ever done, I mean how do you think she got famous in the first place… This is all of their big break…well second big break…well..hoping it is their second big break… Here she is talking about it/ seeding the viral story…
