Lawd have mercy AskMen’s 99 Most Desirable Women Of 2012 The year is coming to a close and that means it’s time for “top-such-and-such of 2012″ lists. AskMen has taken the liberty to rank the most desirable women of the past year. Surprisingly, some of you favorites might not be ranked where you’d think they would be. Via AskMen What does it really mean to be a desirable woman? Is it solely about a pretty face or a career accomplishment? Is it about having perfect proportions or about being “wife material”? You answered these questions by voting in our annual Top 99. And judging from your responses and those of our staff, one thing is clear: Desirability isn’t any one of these things, but all of them. You chose women who represent the complete package of beauty, brains, ambition and charm. And we think you chose wisely. From young up-and-comers to Top 99 vets, here are the women who make all our hearts skip a collective beat. Hit the flipper to see which notable celeb ladies rounded out the top 30, we have a feeling that the Stans aren’t gonna like where there “King Bey” was placed on this list!
Do you remember this Florida crazy ? Via Huff Po reports : A Florida man accused of having sex with a miniature donkey named Doodle is protected by the United States Constitution, his lawyers say. In a motion obtained by Ocala.com and filed with Marion County court, Carlos Romero’s attorneys argue that the state’s anti-best***lity law deprives Romero of his “personal liberty and autonomy when it comes to private intimate activities.” Romero’s lawyers said the statute violate’s their client’s due process rights and the equal protection clause of the Fourteenth Amendment in the U.S. Constitution. The 32-year-old previously rejected a plea deal that would have required a year of probation, a $200 fine, a psychosexual evaluation and possible treatment, STD testing, no contact with children in a school setting, no ownership or possession of any mammals and revocation of his license to work in horse racing. The accusations stem from an August incident in which a witness reportedly saw Romero with his pants down “up against the rear of the donkey,” according to the Smoking Gun. Romero reportedly stepped away from the donkey and pulled up his pants when he saw the witness. But, when Marion County detectives questioned him about the incident, he allegedly admitted that, when the donkey is in heat, he will stand behind her, scratch her withers and pleasure himself. He says he “likes the way her fur feels on his privates,” according to WSTP-TV. GeekoSystem writes that Romero’s lawyers deserve credit for fighting for their client. All joking aside, no one can accuse Romero’s trio of public defenders — Joshua Wyatt, Scott Schmidt and Joshua Lukman – of not doing absolutely everything in their power to win the day in court for the so-far less than entirely cooperative Mr. Romero. These three guys are going to have their names attached forever to a legal document stating that sex with animals shouldn’t be against the law because they believe their client deserves the best representation they can offer. Romero has testified that he wants his case to go to trial. If he’s convicted of sex with an animal, Romero could face a year in county jail. SMH. There is no way in hell that the Constitution should allow for this nonsense. What about the Constitutional rights of poor Doodle? Maybe she doesn’t want her burro backs blown out. Then again, wouldn’t she buck him if she didn’t like it? Ewwwwwwww
