Katie Holmes is making Town & Country a little fucking racy… She’s looking older, haggard, like she has seen some shit…but those of you who liked her back on Dawson’s creek, before she was abducted, can probably still find joy in this….what once had potential to be gold, but who is now made of gold, becuase the conductivity is best for high end components…and/or beause she had Tom Cruise’s baby and that dude will Charlie Sheen a bitch to keep her mouth shut…about the Gay HIV he may or may not have and or just the Gay that he definitely has…and tries to repress thanks to his cult.. But she still looks pretty good…ROBOTS rot differently than humans…and maybe getting that Jamie Fox dick keeps her glowing…like giving reverse birth daily… Fascinating…but I like that back shot…no face on a little monster is HOT… The post Katie Holmes Slutty in Town & Country of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Earlier this month, Katie Holmes gave fans a look at what Suri Cruise looks like now . It was a rare occurrence of the private actress opening up her life a bit and letting the public in. But might it also have been a precursor to a pretty big announcement? Might this glimpse at Holmes’ first child be a way of Katie setting us up to welcome another one off her kids into the world in 2017? We can’t help but wonder after seeing the latest OK! Weekly cover story, which screams in no uncertain terms: KATIE HOLMES IS PREGNANT! The father, according to this rarely reliable tabloid, is Jaime Foxx, who Holmes has quietly been dating for years now. No, apparently they have not broken up . Quite the opposite, in fact. As you can see below, anonymous insiders claim the pregnancy is “official,” with Holmes allegedly excited because her “life” is now “complete” and with Suri even chiming in on her future sibling. She wants her to be named Violet. What a priceless tidbit. The feature story makes the following claim: “Secretly dating for three years, Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx are finally making plans to become a real family.” According to the article, although the celebrities “have never confirmed their relationship,” now “that’s all about to change” because Holmes recently made a “big announcement” at a dinner party. She was reportedly so darn psyched to do so that she barely got the words out. “Her friends say Katie was positively glowing and could barely conceal her excitement,” reads this totally believable report. “Word is, she confessed to the small group gathered there that she’s almost three months pregnant with Jamie’s baby. “The buzz is that when Katie told Jamie that she was pregnant, he was ecstatic. Their friends say he’s thrilled to be moving forward after all this time together.” Holmes and Foxx have never been photographed together on the red carpet. After the circus of her marriage to Tom Cruise, Holmes has kept a very low profile for a long time now. Not that we can blame her. But that may all change if Holmes is truly expecting and if Foxx is truly planning to make an honest woman of her as a result. “Word is they’re planning to tie the knot,” the magazine writes of Katie and Jaime, adding: “No one’s sure yet whether it’ll be a quickie ceremony or a big to-do.” Our guess: neither. Because we don’t exactly buy the validity of this whole story. If we’re wrong, hey… we’ll be the first one to congratulate Holmes and Foxx. We love babies. We find them to be adorable. But only if they’re real. And because Holmes isn’t even allowed to date until next year anyway, we don’t see any way she’s actually pregnant.
Tom Cruise, the Master of Scientology , has broken his silence and talked about Scientology for the first time … Well, in a long time. Like, a really long time – a couch-jumping kind of long time, honestly. Cruise opened up in an interview during the promotion of his new film, Jack Reacher 2: Never Go Back , and had a fair amount to say about the controversial cult religion organization. When a reporter surprised him and dared to ask what he thought about the anti-Scientology propaganda films that have emerged over the last few years, Tom, ever the PR-pro, spun it and said, “It’s something that has helped me incredibly in my life.” “I’ve been a Scientologist for over 30 years,” he continued, essentially avoiding the question altogether. “It’s something, you know, without it, I wouldn’t be where I am.” No doubt, son. “So it’s a beautiful religion,” Tom continued. “I’m incredibly proud.” He’s got a pretty valid point when he says that he “wouldn’t be” where he is today if it weren’t for Scientology, because all of the CoS leg-breakers back him in whatever he does. Yeah, Jack Reacher isn’t exactly Mission Impossible (except for that it really is, just with less hot women and a different name than Ethan Hunt) or even Top Gun … But this old man’s still getting roles upon roles heaped upon his pile so much, that his alien cup runneth over. Basically, Cruise gets away with whatever he wants. Then, of course, there’s his obvious exoneration from having to care for his daughter, Suri Cruise , since she’s affiliated with her SP mother, Katie Holmes. We’d say it’s a safe bet to make that he wouldn’t get away with half of the stuff that he does now if it weren’t for his “religion.” When you’re Tom Cruise, though, you can do all sorts of wonky things like audition girlfriends and put years-long gag orders on your ex-wives to prevent them from making money off of your neuroses. It must be hell for those you leave in your wake of terror, but jeez. When you don’t have any responsibilities to anyone or anything other than a Thetan spaceship, there’s a lot of free time on your hands in which you can learn the art of mastering manipulation. Life’s good when you’re a top-ranking member of Scientology, yeah?
Nick Viall struck out for the third time on ABC last night. Following a pair of runner-up finishes on The Bachelorette, it appeared as if Nick had found love on Bachelor in Paradise. He and Jen Saviano woke up on Tuesday night in the Fantasy Suite, with Viall gushing over how it’s “truly amazing what private alone time does for a relationship” and Jen later telling Nick: “I’ve fallen in love with you, and I want to continue to fall if you’re willing to catch me.” How sweet, right?!? How romantic, no?!? How sadly misguided of Jen. Viall responded to this outpouring of emotion by saying he didn’t want to regret a proposal and that Jen deserved better than him anyway. “K,” she replied. And that was that. Here’s a look at Viall (sort of) breaking Jen’s heart in front of millions of viewers on last night’s Bachelor in Paradise finale . Of course, Nick Viall will be The Bachelor this spring. So we already knew he didn’t end up with Jen. Viall did go ahead, however, and try to make the best of the situation, considering he now needs viewers around the country who watch The Bachelor online or on television to root for him on Season 21. “It’s not easy saying goodbye to someone as incredible as @jensav11,” Viall wrote on Instagram as a caption to the above image. He added: “One of the most beautiful, graceful, and intelligent women I’ve ever met. So lucky to have had her in my life. She deserves the world.” On the finale, Viall confessed that Saviano simply wasn’t the right woman for him. “I wanted to say I was in love with you, but something in my heart just said I can’t,” he told her. “Sometimes you wish you could tell your heart what to do, and if I could, I would tell it to choose you. I just feel like something’s telling me to say goodbye. “I’m sorry. My biggest fear is that I’m going to regret it.” Profound stuff from Nick there. We can only hope we’re in for these kinds of original, non-cliche ridden thoughts on The Bachelor next year. View Slideshow: Nick Viall as The Bachelor: Twitter Reacts! On After Paradise, Jen sat down to talk about her feelings when it comes watching her ex look for love with a new group of ladies. It will be an unusual situation, to be sure. “There’s definitely mixed emotions about that — but I’ve moved on, and I’m doing good,” she told the audience. Jen also shared a picture on Instagram of herself eating pizza in her finale outfit. “When you get dumped… Here’s what you do: you order an XL pizza, bottle of wine & watch How To Lose a Guy in Ten Days… because you know, I’m good at that,” she wrote as a caption. She added #singleAF” as a hashtag. HA! We love it. You sure you made the right choice here, Nick? Also: Jen Saviano for The Bachelorette? Please, ABC?!?
They can't all be Bethanys and Vickis. While The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Beverly Hills, Miami, New Jersey, Orange County, Potomac (?) and New York (RIP, D.C.) catapulted some women into superstardom and/or infamy, others sort of came in with a whimper and were quietly shown the door at season's end. It's easy to forget who was part of the Bravo's greatest legacy, so The Hollywood Gossip has created a refresher course. You're welcome. 1. Jules Wainstein Wainstein was excited to join season eight of ‘The Real Housewives of New York’ before it premiered, but when her marriage fell apart and she filed for divorce in June 2016, Wainstein decided to focus on her family instead of returning to the franchise. 2. Larsa Pippen Pippen is one of Kim Kardashian’s closest friends, but even that claim to fame couldn’t keep her on ‘The Real Housewives of Miami.’ Pippen was a bit too normal for Bravo’s liking, so she only starred in season one before getting the boot. 3. Claudia Jordan Jordan was an actress before joining season 9 of ‘The Real Housewives of Atlanta,’ and found herself in hot water for accidentally confirming that Jamie Foxx (with whom she’s worked) and Katie Holmes were dating in the summer of 2016. Jordan batracked and denied she knew anything about the couple. “A lot of times, I get asked questions about celebrities — some I know, some I don’t — a lot of times we just give a safe kind of generic answer,” Jordan told Entertainment Tonight. “Sorry to not have this bombshell story, but I cannot confirm them.” 4. Cristy Rice Rice divorced NBA star Greg Rice around the time that ‘The Real Housewives of Miami’ had premiered in 2011. After lasting only one season, celeb gossip site The Dirty alleged that Rice was having an affair with Teo Hoffman, a wealthy Mormon business man with a family of his own. 5. Lydia McLaughlin Sweet, doe-eyed McLaughlin lasted all of one season ‘The Real Housewives of Orange County’ before voluntarily leaving. “I remember sitting on the couch [during the reunion special], having nothing to do with the conflict or the drama, but feeling so sad,” McLaughlin wrote in her 2015 book, ‘Beyond Orange County: A Housewives Guide to Faith and Happiness.’ “I sensed the Holy Spirit inside me saying, ‘You don’t have to be here.’ So I stood up and walked off set.” 6. Kathryn Edwards Edwards confirmed she was leaving ‘The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ after just one season. Whether it was Bravo’s decision or hers, Edwards told People Magaizne that she walked away from the experience “with great feelings,” and no regrets. “It was definitely an adventure for me,” Edwards said. “I really am kind of a private person. It really just comes down to the time and what I value the most. I value those times with my husband and our friends. And I really didn’t want to miss another year. It’s nice to be able to live life.” View Slideshow
Adrian Grenier of Entourage fame says former flame Courtney Robertson isn’t wrong when she said his package is … well, a package . The actor, 40, dated Robertson, 33, before the model went on to appear on – and win – ABC’s The Bachelor during Ben Flajnik’s season. Robertson turned Season 16 (airing in 2012) into her own personal juicy melodrama, seducing Flajnik and alienating everyone else. She and Ben stayed engaged for a decent length of time, but ultimately called things off – with no love lost between them, as it turned out. Courtney then went on to wrote I Didn’t Come Here to Make Friends: Confessions of a Reality Show villain, and put the all in tell-all. In addition to talking about reverse cowgirling Flajnik (seriously) in the Fantasy Suite, she dished on her past lovers, including Grenier. Courtney Robertson Talks Adrian Grenier The “‘sweet but non-committal” actor, she wrote, “had the biggest dick she’s ever seen ,” and well, Adrian says at least she spoke facts. In interview on Bravo’s Watch What Happens Live, when host Andy Cohen reminded him of that memorable quote, he addressed it. “I was just glad she got the size right,” Adrian quipped. “And she’s seen a couple of them, huh.” Oooh, burn. She asked for it, though. While other celebrities may have been embarrassed by that kind of exposure, the fan favorite hunk says he tries to take it all in stride. His rationale for that is pretty simple: “You’re always on the edge of your seat waiting for something bad to be revealed about you and then every once in a while, it’s not so bad.” It’s true. Could have been a lot worse. Robertson also dated actor Jesse Metcalfe, who she called an “alcoholic” and nothing special in bed. Yup, just plain mediocre, she says: “I wish I could say that we were the greatest lovers since Christian Grey and Ana Steele. But I can’t lie. The sex was pretty average.” “Jesse needed a lot of reassurance.” Courtney Robertson Bachelor Tell-All A makeout sesh between Joshua Jackson and Michelle Williams on Dawson’s Creek was her sexual awakening, in case you were wondering. “I put my hand down south and went to town,” she says. “Emboldened by erotic discovery, I masturbated every night for the next – well forever.” Hilariously, Courtney reveals in cringe-worthy fashion, “I was paddling the pink canoe so much my hand was getting cramped.” She had slept with about 15 men at the time of her memoir’s publication. Who knows how many (un)lucky souls have paddled that canoe since. Or, on a semi-related Dawson’s Creek note, how she feels about Katie Holmes and Joshua Jackson dating again after all these years. Break out the lube for that news. View Slideshow: The Bachelor Stars Ranked By Relationship Length
Not every celebrity relationship out there can reach Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard-like levels of love, commitment and all around cuteness. Inspired by the questions surrounding Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston , we've compiled a list of famous couples who may have just been smiling for camera… … or who may have just been putting on a pretend happy face. 1. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes The classic example. Most people believe Holmes was selected by Scientology higher-ups who have always controlled Cruise’s love life. The way these two have acted since their split only serves to highlight this rumor. 2. Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron Hmmm… was it a coincidence that the romance between these High School Musical stars lasted basically as long as that Disney movie franchise? 3. Ryan Seacrest and Julianne Hough Seacrest started dating Hough soon after rumors sprang up that questioned his heterosexuality. After they split, Ryan allegedly bought his ex a $3 million mansion… as a thank you? 4. Taylor Swift and Harry Styles Some folks believe Swift jumped in while the One Direction iron as hot with Styles, pretending she was dating the rising boy band singer before he truly made it big. Those stage photo ops only served to fuel this rumor. 5. John Travola and Kelly Preston These two have been married for years and have kids together. But gay rumors continue to follow Travolta around, making many think Preston has simply agreed to be his “beard.” 6. Shailene Woodley and Theo James They never came out as a couple. But did they pretend to flirt, pretend to have some kind of romantic interest, in order to drive up ticket sales for the Divergent franchse? View Slideshow
Not every celebrity relationship out there can reach Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard-like levels of love, commitment and all around cuteness. Inspired by the questions surrounding Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston , we've compiled a list of famous couples who may have just been smiling for camera… … or who may have just been putting on a pretend happy face. 1. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes The classic example. Most people believe Holmes was selected by Scientology higher-ups who have always controlled Cruise’s love life. The way these two have acted since their split only serves to highlight this rumor. 2. Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron Hmmm… was it a coincidence that the romance between these High School Musical stars lasted basically as long as that Disney movie franchise? 3. Ryan Seacrest and Julianne Hough Seacrest started dating Hough soon after rumors sprang up that questioned his heterosexuality. After they split, Ryan allegedly bought his ex a $3 million mansion… as a thank you? 4. Taylor Swift and Harry Styles Some folks believe Swift jumped in while the One Direction iron as hot with Styles, pretending she was dating the rising boy band singer before he truly made it big. Those stage photo ops only served to fuel this rumor. 5. John Travola and Kelly Preston These two have been married for years and have kids together. But gay rumors continue to follow Travolta around, making many think Preston has simply agreed to be his “beard.” 6. Shailene Woodley and Theo James They never came out as a couple. But did they pretend to flirt, pretend to have some kind of romantic interest, in order to drive up ticket sales for the Divergent franchse? View Slideshow
Claudia Jordan Confirms Jamie Foxx And Katie Holmes Dating Hollywood’s worst-kept secret duo , Jamie Foxx and Katie Holmes, just got unintentionally “outed.” While speaking on a recent podcast, Claudia Jordan spilled the beans on her good friend’s relationship while trying to defend against allegations that she herself was smashing the actor… Via TooFab : Claudia Jordan just let the cat out of the bag! The former “Real Housewives of Atlanta” star just confirmed longstanding rumors that Jamie Foxx is dating Katie Holmes in a new radio interview. Appearing on “Allegedly with Theo Von & Matthew Cole Weiss” on Tuesday, Jordan first shot down rumors she ever hooked up with the “Django Unchained” star, simply calling him a “good friend” of hers. When asked about his rumored relationship with the “Dawson’s Creek” alum, she added, “He is very happy with her. I like that he seems very happy.” A rep for the actor had no comment. Holmes’ people weren’t immediately available to respond. Welp, it’s not like the whole world doesn’t know already anyway. But damn, Claudia. Keep those lips closed on other folks’ business… Splash
