There are some bitches that I am into even when clothed. Brazilain supermodel Isabeli Fontana is one of them bitches. I mean shit, girl could be wearing a snow suit, her vagina under 15 layers of clothing on some arctic adventure, and I’d still jerk off to the little skin I do see between her goggles and nose. She’s about that good.
There are some bitches that I am into even when clothed. Brazilain supermodel Isabeli Fontana is one of them bitches. I mean shit, girl could be wearing a snow suit, her vagina under 15 layers of clothing on some arctic adventure, and I’d still jerk off to the little skin I do see between her goggles and nose. She’s about that good.
Kelly Kelly was a wrestler who’s real name is Barbie Blank. A name as beautiful as the ones whispered in my ear at strip clubs that I know are fake names because a parent wouldn’t really want to name their daughter something that would pave the way for her to have a life of being a whore. Unless of course they are gutter Florida trash, in which case, that kind of shit is celebrated. I know nothing about her, other than that she was WWE superstar who lost her name because the WWE like to own their women like porn companies, since it is mainstream gutter porn without the good stuff. She posted a bikini pic to remind you she still exists, the dude on her iphone case must be someone athlete she’s groupie-ing or gold digging, cuz being an ex wrestler without her wrestling name is a lonely, broken place. More interestingly, Here is a totally insane video someone made for Kelly Kelly and her former boyfriend – that makes no sense to me – but that brings me great joy in its level of “I run into traffic naked and chew off my arm” nuts. Here’s that bikini pic.
Kelly Kelly was a wrestler who’s real name is Barbie Blank. A name as beautiful as the ones whispered in my ear at strip clubs that I know are fake names because a parent wouldn’t really want to name their daughter something that would pave the way for her to have a life of being a whore. Unless of course they are gutter Florida trash, in which case, that kind of shit is celebrated. I know nothing about her, other than that she was WWE superstar who lost her name because the WWE like to own their women like porn companies, since it is mainstream gutter porn without the good stuff. She posted a bikini pic to remind you she still exists, the dude on her iphone case must be someone athlete she’s groupie-ing or gold digging, cuz being an ex wrestler without her wrestling name is a lonely, broken place. More interestingly, Here is a totally insane video someone made for Kelly Kelly and her former boyfriend – that makes no sense to me – but that brings me great joy in its level of “I run into traffic naked and chew off my arm” nuts. Here’s that bikini pic.
I’m always curious to see what hotties are up to on Twitter so today I bring you former WWE Diva Kelly Kelly . As you guys know Kelly Kelly was released by the WWE and because they owned her name and character, now Kelly Kelly is Barbie Blank . It’s terrible name and it has ruined all my Kelly Kelly fantasies. The name Barbie just can’t work its way into them. It’s masturbation nightmare! Luckily, I have a solution. She just needs to add another Kelly to her name so that it is Kelly Kelly Kelly and then problem solved.
Kelly Kelly is on a rebrand because the WWE own her name..as the WWE run like a porn company…who figure if they invest money into some dumb cunt that is totally replaceable, and who historically, based on all the other sluts before her, will let her “celebrity” get to her head and fuck off on contract re-negotiations to go do her own thing…cuz she forgets what the power of her owners actually is….and she forgets the day they first hired her where she screamed at herself in the mirror saying “OMG OMG OMG THIS IS IT”….you know before the pro athlete and rich guy boyfriends…back when her other option was to be a cocktail waitress….. Well, she’s off on a mission to next level herself, even if she’s peaked and she has to do it under her natural, biological, real porn name….Barbie Blank….so she’s dyed her hair, she’s flexed her abs, and motherfucker, it’s on…but I predict…it won’t go too far…
So now that Kelly Kelly was released by the WWE last month, she’s gone back to her real name, Barbie Blank. She also dyed her hair brown, I guess to complete the transformation. And since years of carefully studying bikini pictures for wardrobe malfunctions have honed my eyesight, I think I can make out that her iPhone case is a picture of her hockey player boyfriend Sheldon Souray. So that makes two of them that are currently out of work. That’s rough. Luckily though, it looks like Barbie has a bright future as a professional Twitter model. She can even work from home. Related Links Kelly Kelly’s Sexy Behind The Scenes Calendar Photoshoot Kelly Brook In Daisy Dukes! Kelly Brook Is Pretty Kelly Brook’s Ass Ruined By Mom Jean
So now that Kelly Kelly was released by the WWE last month, she’s gone back to her real name, Barbie Blank. She also dyed her hair brown, I guess to complete the transformation. And since years of carefully studying bikini pictures for wardrobe malfunctions have honed my eyesight, I think I can make out that her iPhone case is a picture of her hockey player boyfriend Sheldon Souray. So that makes two of them that are currently out of work. That’s rough. Luckily though, it looks like Barbie has a bright future as a professional Twitter model. She can even work from home. Related Links Kelly Kelly’s Sexy Behind The Scenes Calendar Photoshoot Kelly Brook In Daisy Dukes! Kelly Brook Is Pretty Kelly Brook’s Ass Ruined By Mom Jean
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