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Heather Graham Bikini of the Day

Heather Graham is 100 fucking years old…but will always be the bush on Roller Girl to me…and really the tits in every big movie she did back when she was relevant – and she was very fucking relevant – these tits were EVERYWHERE.. I guess she’s trying to do a comeback, or market herself, the best way to market yourself, maybe she’s back on TV or trying to get back on TV, I cannot be too sure, I am not IMDB…and if I am it’s for the tits, documenting the tits, cuz I like tits… And tits, are the best way to get attention, other than complaining about being raped by producers to get your millionaire life…like an unappreciative whore, and these women are for the most part whores… It’s the bases if their existence and for that – I will celebrate these bikini pics The post Heather Graham Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sara Sampaio in Leggings of the Day

Sara Sampaio is the Portuguese wonder – who is not a Fisherman’s daughter, or who may be a fisherman’s daughter, but who is working as a tall skinny model in America…almost like her Portuguese story is just a fucking lie or angle to try to market herself better… To me, she’s more than just a Victoria’s Secret model, she’s a fucking hero. She’s fought for the rights of really skinny girls with booty…something I love….and she’s told all the people hating on her for being skinny that she eats….sometimes…and that it’s ok to be healthy and skinny…you fat fucks…what a fucking activist who needs all the support she can get in this world of fat filled everything… That said, she’s got a hole in her leggings, probably strategic…a little taste of slutty – or a pilot hole for later that night when her rich boyfriend rips it open to access her anus..but totally wonderful…and relatable…a triumph we’ve all seen on girls who are ambitious in their legging size, unaware that when stretched out enough – they become transparent.. The post Sara Sampaio in Leggings of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nina Agdal Maximizes for Maxim of the Day

Nina Agdal the retard looking model from Denmark who doesn’t really matter, who barely exists, who was exclusively working for Sports Illustrated swim, taking some fringe jobs from that, using it to market herself to rich dudes, fucking rich dudes…getting more and more followers due to the machine that is SI constantly marketing her, eventually leaving her boyfriend for Leo who cheats on her because she must be around 30 now and it’s time to get going with this locking down the meal ticket…or at least getting pregnant…or at least hanging out with a dude she was a groupie of growing up back in her Euro trash home she’s from… I dont’ find her hot, she’s looking old and tired, the drinking and party has caught up with her but she’s in MAXIM and that’s brilliant…or as good as it gets….on the downward spiral that is her life… Garbage retard head…with a hot body…aging, melting, expiring…HOT… The post Nina Agdal Maximizes for Maxim of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nina Agdal Maximizes for Maxim of the Day

Nina Agdal Maximizes for Maxim of the Day

Nina Agdal the retard looking model from Denmark who doesn’t really matter, who barely exists, who was exclusively working for Sports Illustrated swim, taking some fringe jobs from that, using it to market herself to rich dudes, fucking rich dudes…getting more and more followers due to the machine that is SI constantly marketing her, eventually leaving her boyfriend for Leo who cheats on her because she must be around 30 now and it’s time to get going with this locking down the meal ticket…or at least getting pregnant…or at least hanging out with a dude she was a groupie of growing up back in her Euro trash home she’s from… I dont’ find her hot, she’s looking old and tired, the drinking and party has caught up with her but she’s in MAXIM and that’s brilliant…or as good as it gets….on the downward spiral that is her life… Garbage retard head…with a hot body…aging, melting, expiring…HOT… The post Nina Agdal Maximizes for Maxim of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kelly Kelly / Barbie Blank in a Bikini for Twitter of the Day

Kelly Kelly was a wrestler who’s real name is Barbie Blank. A name as beautiful as the ones whispered in my ear at strip clubs that I know are fake names because a parent wouldn’t really want to name their daughter something that would pave the way for her to have a life of being a whore. Unless of course they are gutter Florida trash, in which case, that kind of shit is celebrated. I know nothing about her, other than that she was WWE superstar who lost her name because the WWE like to own their women like porn companies, since it is mainstream gutter porn without the good stuff. She posted a bikini pic to remind you she still exists, the dude on her iphone case must be someone athlete she’s groupie-ing or gold digging, cuz being an ex wrestler without her wrestling name is a lonely, broken place. More interestingly, Here is a totally insane video someone made for Kelly Kelly and her former boyfriend – that makes no sense to me – but that brings me great joy in its level of “I run into traffic naked and chew off my arm” nuts. Here’s that bikini pic.

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Kelly Kelly / Barbie Blank in a Bikini for Twitter of the Day

Kelly Kelly / Barbie Blank in a Bikini for Twitter of the Day

Kelly Kelly was a wrestler who’s real name is Barbie Blank. A name as beautiful as the ones whispered in my ear at strip clubs that I know are fake names because a parent wouldn’t really want to name their daughter something that would pave the way for her to have a life of being a whore. Unless of course they are gutter Florida trash, in which case, that kind of shit is celebrated. I know nothing about her, other than that she was WWE superstar who lost her name because the WWE like to own their women like porn companies, since it is mainstream gutter porn without the good stuff. She posted a bikini pic to remind you she still exists, the dude on her iphone case must be someone athlete she’s groupie-ing or gold digging, cuz being an ex wrestler without her wrestling name is a lonely, broken place. More interestingly, Here is a totally insane video someone made for Kelly Kelly and her former boyfriend – that makes no sense to me – but that brings me great joy in its level of “I run into traffic naked and chew off my arm” nuts. Here’s that bikini pic.

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Zoe Aggeliki Pretty Hot for Galore of the Day

Zoe Aggeliki is a hybrid model from Greece and Sweden, because sometimes mixed race doesn’t mean black seed in white or asian uterus, but can mean white seen in white uterus. The interesting thing about this mix is that Swedes have huge tits and Greeks love anal, making her a lot of fun at an all night sex party. She’s been modeling since she was 16. She is 19. Apparently, she’s worked her way in with some producers, probably via her vagina, as that often is the case, and she’s been getting some acting jobs, none of the movies have come out yet, but she was a contender for The Hunger Games, meaning she may be the next big thing in Hollywood in a couple of years. So think of this as a preview, a Glamourous, cleavage filled preview I want to ejaculate all over before it becomes to famous and Hollywood to me, you know never answering my calls, deleting me off facebook, cuz I am a bad look. It’s happened so many times before. I guess we should all go look for her topless modeling shoots, cuz i am sure they exist somewhere, and I am too lazy to look.

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Zoe Aggeliki Pretty Hot for Galore of the Day

Zoe Aggeliki Pretty Hot for Galore of the Day

Zoe Aggeliki is a hybrid model from Greece and Sweden, because sometimes mixed race doesn’t mean black seed in white or asian uterus, but can mean white seen in white uterus. The interesting thing about this mix is that Swedes have huge tits and Greeks love anal, making her a lot of fun at an all night sex party. She’s been modeling since she was 16. She is 19. Apparently, she’s worked her way in with some producers, probably via her vagina, as that often is the case, and she’s been getting some acting jobs, none of the movies have come out yet, but she was a contender for The Hunger Games, meaning she may be the next big thing in Hollywood in a couple of years. So think of this as a preview, a Glamourous, cleavage filled preview I want to ejaculate all over before it becomes to famous and Hollywood to me, you know never answering my calls, deleting me off facebook, cuz I am a bad look. It’s happened so many times before. I guess we should all go look for her topless modeling shoots, cuz i am sure they exist somewhere, and I am too lazy to look.

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Tamara Ecclestone’s Playboy Sneak Peak of the Day

Tamara Ecclestone is some rich kid, heir to a multi-billion dollar fortune, making her performance in Playboy not one to market herself for a better life. You know, to open doors like she was Pam Anderson or Jenny McCarthy, or even Sara Jean Underwood and the Hefner girlfriends who all made a solid retirement plan out of posing nude. This bitch is rich enough to own the shit multiple times over, just out of the interest she makes on her trust fund. So her posing for the shit, with her fake titties and fat ass is strictly ego. It’s strictly a cry for attention cuz daddy was too busy making billions to read her bed time “stories”, reminding me of something I’ve knows since the first rich cunt I fucked, and that is that they are far more broken than the street hookers I’ve got with for 5 dollars, only their drugs, panties, and hotel rooms are all 5 star luxury, but their souls are equally empty, depressing, sad and hurting places. But at least they don’t smell like fucking shit. Making them, a little bit better to kncok up when you get the chance. Here’s preview of her Playboy shoot, and I know, I was surprised Playboy still exists, after than Lena Dunham spread, I just assumed it self destructed like it was Heff’s prostate.

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Sara Underwood Doing Nerd Shit for Attention of the Day

I get her hustle…but I hate her hustle….I like to think I hate this exploiting nerd shit for nerds because I am a fighter of equal rights of all people…and I always side with the underdog…their social ineptitude and lack of friends, street smarts, and sex life…make them easy targets for a playboy model to market herself to….you know like a telemarketing type scam against trusting elderly who have no mental capacity to say no to the scammer….only the nerd version….I guess she figures she’s done the posing nude thing, now she can be playful, dress in costume, and get more money and more fans that will last, if only these idiots believe she’s actually into their shit, which they do…cuz they hope that she is more than they hope for brain washing software that actually works to be released so that they can get laid… You get what I’m saying, it’s an easy target…and she’s a fucking loser for jumping on board…

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