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Miranda Kerr Titties for Chris Colls of the DAy

I don’t know when these pics were taken…it doesn’t matter….I just know I can see Miranda Kerr’s nipple…something I’ll argue is more fun to look at than her tits in a bra….even a billion dollar bra…cuz the whole concept of the billion dollar is so stupid…probably just as annoying to get off….and if you did it’d be too tempting to kill the bitch and keep the shit turning you to a life of fucking crime as a fugitive….forced to kill yourself on your way to mexico…nothing but problems…but nipples…they are just so elegant and lovely….far more pleasurable uncovered than covered…..here are the romantic pics…for you to be romantic with yourself with….

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Pizza Delivery Nightmare of the Day

I can only assume the only hope or joy or excitement a Pizza Delivery Man gets is the 5-15 seconds he waits on the stoop for the person who ordered the pizza to open the door. Will it be a hot girl who invites him into fuck, will it be a group of dykes having an all night sex party, will it be a rich old lady looking for someone to work for her instead of the shitty pizza man who has been oppressing you and blaming you for not being fast enough, a pressure that doesn’t warrant your 8 dollars an hour plus tips, especially after the horrible car accident that leaves you crippled for life with no disability pension cuz you were working under the fucking table, and I’m not talking about the horrible things that happen to play against that small glimmer of hope that your fantasy of a nude goddess opening the door will come true, ruined when the bitch who opens the door is some kind of inbred 50 year old trying to be funny for her brother/husband/lover/dad….this is the kind of shit that will make the average pizza man never wish a nude chick opens a door again…and that’s destroys the only perk of their shitty career choice….Shoulda graduated High School loser… FOLLOW ME

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Wonder Woman Overrated on Set of the Day

Here’s anothing thing that makes no sense to me….this Adrianne Palicki bitch they cast to play wonder woman and the fanboys who are actually excited about this shit…Maybe it’s cuz I never read comics and hated the whole superhero bullshit cuz I didn’t feel insecure about my inability to fly or save the world and didn’t feel a need to read about it and try to relate to bullshit….and maybe it’s cuz I could never jerk off to drawings of a busty bitch, but instead needed to see pictures of a bitch, and that’s why I was more into jerking off to People magazine or Vogue or Lingerie Catalogs….or whatever showed a little fucking real girl tits…making the fact that there is excitement from a remake of a shitty show from the 70s starring a thick girl with a shitty body…just confuses the fuck out of me…but then I’m reminded there are socially awkward virgin losers everywhere….and maybe they even out number us people who actually fuck….who knows… To See The Rest of the Pictures – Follow THis Link

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Rihanna’s Ass on the cover of Rolling Stone of the Day

I can’t quite figure out if this picture of Rihanna is a step up from their last issue staring Snooki’s gut on a rocket , or if they went to the same barn they pulled that pig out of and came out with this….you see because something about Rihanna makes me hate her and in hating her leaves me unable to appreciate that she’s showing the world her ass in a magazine…and I think that’s that she’s got no talent, she was nothing but a teen hooker fucking British men in Barbados, who got some kind of break, probably cuz she was fucking British men in Barbados, and in turn became the entity that she’s not humble about in anyway. I have friends in Barbados and I’m surprised the bitch hasn’t been shot and thrown into the Ocean yet, cuz she is that hated there…but I guess I should learn to seperate myself from people I’ve never met, cuz even talking like this is making me feel weird….so look at her ass and forget all the wrong in the world she’s done..while remembering the best move of Chris Brown’s career was trying to kill the bitch to save humanity…but instead got in trouble for it…he’s really a bleach blonde hero…while Rihanna’s songtrack to her life is about being a blackhead…. FOLLOW ME

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Rihanna’s Ass on the cover of Rolling Stone of the Day

I can’t quite figure out if this picture of Rihanna is a step up from their last issue staring Snooki’s gut on a rocket , or if they went to the same barn they pulled that pig out of and came out with this….you see because something about Rihanna makes me hate her and in hating her leaves me unable to appreciate that she’s showing the world her ass in a magazine…and I think that’s that she’s got no talent, she was nothing but a teen hooker fucking British men in Barbados, who got some kind of break, probably cuz she was fucking British men in Barbados, and in turn became the entity that she’s not humble about in anyway. I have friends in Barbados and I’m surprised the bitch hasn’t been shot and thrown into the Ocean yet, cuz she is that hated there…but I guess I should learn to seperate myself from people I’ve never met, cuz even talking like this is making me feel weird….so look at her ass and forget all the wrong in the world she’s done..while remembering the best move of Chris Brown’s career was trying to kill the bitch to save humanity…but instead got in trouble for it…he’s really a bleach blonde hero…while Rihanna’s songtrack to her life is about being a blackhead…. FOLLOW ME

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Some Bitch with a Couch Cushion Addiction of the Day

I don’t know if this is a real show, or just some viral video clip making fun of intervention doing the rounds…but I do know this has got to be one of the better addictions I’ve heard of…it’s weird as fuck but not quite the weirdest out there…I know people with all kind of compulsive issues… I’m just wondering where she goes when she finishes eating a cushion, what happens if she hits hard times and can’t afford to buy a new couch, does so go thrift store couch shopping, eating the absorbed ass sweat of many people before her, you know not knowing whether a motherfucker died on the shit or not… I also wonder if this is gonna kill the bitch…what does this kind of thing do to someone’s insides? It’s pretty fucked…and yet entirely hysterical…enjoy…

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