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Lane Lindell Because I Love Her

So, despite my best efforts, I still haven’t been able to convince former Miss World runner-up Lane Lindell here to accept my friend request (which counts as getting to third base for us bloggers). But just to show there’s no hard feelings and because her body is still out-of-this-world, here’s some shots from one of her latest photoshoots. As good as these are though, I can’t help but think that Lane would be an A-list supermodel by now if she’d just taken me up on my offer to boost her career in exchange for going all the way with me. Which in blogger terms, means sending a lingerie selfie. Oh well. The offer still stands!

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Lane Lindell Because I Love Her

Lane Lindell’s Lingerie Are Out Of This World

Today’s installment of better get to know a no-name lingerie model features former Miss World contestant Lane Lindell . I don’t think I’ve done a post on Lane before, and after seeing these pictures, I’m not sure what’s taken me so long. Apparently she’s from Tampa, was a semi-finalist at Miss World 2008, where she won the evening gown competition and said the one thing she would do to make the world a better place is date a blogger. OK, so I made that last part up, but that’s probably why Lane didn’t make it past the semis. Hopefully she’s learned her lesson by now. » view all 43 photos

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Lane Lindell’s Lingerie Are Out Of This World

Lane Lindell in Some Guria Lingerie of the Day

Lane Lindell is some pageant girl who represented USA in the 2008 Miss World competition, where she was a semi-finalist….which to me means she was still a fucking loser…even if she won the evening gown portion of the night….. She’s also a sorority girl from Florida, was born in 1990 and has a wikipedia page that is giving me all this riveting information on her, when all that really matters is that she’s a catalog model for a lingerie company I have never heard of…making moves to get a head by getting half naked…probably not her number one dream strategy to reach the fucking top…but one of my number one ways to reach the top…along with sex tape…. I figure….some of you may like to jerk off to catalog pics as a tribute to when you were growing up before the internet and catalog pics were all you had to jerk off to…I am not that kind of guy.

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Lane Lindell in Some Guria Lingerie of the Day

Garcelle Beauvais to Divorce Mike Nilon

After outing husband Mike as a cheater earlier this spring, Garcelle Beauvais-Nilon is officially ready to ditch the second half of her hyphenated last name. In court documents unearthed by E! News, the actress filed for divorce from Mike Nilon, her husband of nearly nine years, citing irreconcilable differences. In April, she accused Mike of cheating on her in a furious email to colleagues at his CAA agency. Subject line: “Tiger Woods / Jesse James / Mike Nilon .” The message read: “What do they have in common. I found out today that MY husband of almost 9 yrs has been having an affair for 5 yrs with some slut in Chicago. I am devastated!!!! And I have been duped!! Our boys don’t deserve this!” No word on said slut’s ID. Mike Nilon has been likened to Tiger Woods and Jesse James. He would need far more mistresses for that to be a fair comparison, but he still sounds like an a$$ . The pair wed in 2001 and have 2-year-old twin sons Jax Joseph and Jaid Thomas, born in 2007 just months after Playboy ‘s Garcelle Beauvais nude spread. Soon after her email went public, the former NYPD Blue star said: “My focus at this time is my kids and healing the pain. There will be no further comment.”

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Out of Miss World: Doug Reinhardt Dating Lane Lindell

Remember our report about Doug Reinhardt dating Miss USA Rima Fakih ? That was completely false. Yet not all that far off, really, in an odd way. Doug, a.k.a. Paris Hilton’s ex, a.k.a. Amanda Bynes’ ex, a.k.a. Lauren Conrad’s ex, a.k.a. that random former ballplayer guy from The Hills , is dating Miss World instead. A former Miss World, anyway. Reinhardt has been spending “every night” for the past few weeks with Lane Lindell, a beauty queen who held the esteemed crown in ’08. She’s getting a college education at the University of Georgia right now. Smart and pretty. Not bad for the latest notch on the bedpost of Doug Reinhardt … Will former Miss World Lane Lindell become Mrs. Doug Reinhardt?

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Out of Miss World: Doug Reinhardt Dating Lane Lindell