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Penelope Cruz in the 2013 Campari Calendar of the Day

Lady in fucking red…holy shit….turns out that I am down with any alcohol company who doesn’t advertise on this site because they are snobs and too busy spending 100s of thousands of dollars on Penelope Cruz, the Oscar winning Spanish actress you may or may not have heard of, but have probably seen her fucking nose, at some point or another….because that’s the signature feature that she’s helped big nosed women come to terms with over the years….as the media told us she was beautiful… I know this cuz I used to fuck a girl with a big fucking nose…I’m talking offensively big…and she was convinced she looked like Penelope Cruz….when really…she looked like a girl with a big fucking nose…but that didn’t stop her from getting with the likes of me…when really she should have been with far less attractive men…but Penelope Cruz got her through it…like she is getting through me…with this hot…red…glamour shoot for Campari…. I want to dirty up this high quality, high production loveliness with my genitals….and she is not even naked or not a 40 year old mom….

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Penelope Cruz in the 2013 Campari Calendar of the Day

Shakira’s Ass and TItties At Some Event of the Day

I don’t know what Shakira was winning awards or presenting…and I’m too lazy to look it up…because I am only paying attention since she’s wearing a tight dress, showing off her “small, humble, but can move mountain”-Shakira, tits and the ass she likes to parade around like some kind of south american show girl booty dancing at Carnivale, cuz that South American angle is her hook….making you wonder what drug cartel her father, boyfriend, or Colombian management team was a part of to help her infiltrate the modern world with her songs….because I could use some of that Yay….it’ll likely get me laid…you know since girls love free coke…and will trade their vaginas for it more than you probably know…making that 40 dollar investment can save you 200 dollars on escort fees…not that has anything to do with this whore….but she gets enough attention…it’s time for local cokewhores everywhere to shine….

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Shakira’s Ass and TItties At Some Event of the Day

Jennifer Hudson’s Skinnier Fat Tits of the Day

I get that Jennifer Hudson’s had a rough time the last few years, you know with her family being offed by her family and all….and I know she’s loving the new found attention her “Weight Watchers” body is getting her…because there’s no way this has little to do with Weight Watchers…but instead had to do with trainers, starvation, eating disorders, drugs, and all things that “Weight Watchers” takes credit for cuz look how successful this campaign has been for them….I mean Jennifer Hudson’s everywhere….the comeback story of our generation…from unfathomable tragedy….to an acceptable hip-to-waist ratio…. But what they don’t tell you, is that there is not much worse than a fat chick who has lost all the weight’s body….especially her tits, cuz sure, in clothing, being skinnier is amazing…but the second the clothing come off….shit heads south in some half empty sack of doughy loose skin shit or scars from having the shit removed….I’m talking some of the worst titties are those of a once fatty turned skinny…all sloppy and loose…like holding onto a half filled water baloon only far less attractive… That said, she’s showing some ex fat cleavage…in all it’s ill-shaped glory….

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