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I saw these weird pics of Lohan – because I pretend she’s my queen or goddess or ruler of the world – because she’s the only celebrity I’ve been in a hotel room with – while she cried and hugged me – before performing her music album with dances in her pajamas – because she’s fucking crazy…. But in reality I don’t actually give a fuck about her self involved nonsense, and if anything I just find her garbage – manipulator – who took opportunity and shat on it – because that’s what spoiled brats do – and her whole quest to find meaning is fucking lame… But I did see these pics of her in a field at a villa on the ocean and thought – Sex Cult Crazy…because anyone who knows me – will know that I fucking love sex cults, and the dumb people who participate in them, and I’ve always wanted to start one – because they are that hilarious and amazing… So I was like “Lohan’s in cult…broooooo”…it was exciting…but turns out that Lohan got one of her rich groupies to rent her a villa in Bali – so that she could write her book – her true story – from the eyes of a crazy fucking person – that is Lohan – a read that I’d actually love to read – but that I won’t bother reading – because I don’t find her that interesting – and don’t really care about what self involved – victim bullshit she puts out there – knowing that her true story is in fact a lie – and that her true story is actually really fucking boring – an entitled rich kid sold to the industry and tormented – like shut the fuck up – I prefer actual AIDS babies or people who do good – not some some drivel about “then I met Harvey Weinstein and he was a dick, so I railed `18 grams of coke and sucked a lot of dick”…fuck off Lohan.. Here’s one of her excerpts – LOLZ…pathetic… Travelling sometimes leaves you speechless and in that silence, it leads you to greatness with a lot of stories to tell. – Lindsay Lohan (book coming soon) The post Lindsay Lohan Acting Weird in Bali of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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