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Lindsay Lohan Acting Weird in Bali of the Day

Posted on November 28, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I saw these weird pics of Lohan – because I pretend she’s my queen or goddess or ruler of the world – because she’s the only celebrity I’ve been in a hotel room with – while she cried and hugged me – before performing her music album with dances in her pajamas – because she’s fucking crazy…. But in reality I don’t actually give a fuck about her self involved nonsense, and if anything I just find her garbage – manipulator – who took opportunity and shat on it – because that’s what spoiled brats do – and her whole quest to find meaning is fucking lame… But I did see these pics of her in a field at a villa on the ocean and thought – Sex Cult Crazy…because anyone who knows me – will know that I fucking love sex cults, and the dumb people who participate in them, and I’ve always wanted to start one – because they are that hilarious and amazing… So I was like “Lohan’s in cult…broooooo”…it was exciting…but turns out that Lohan got one of her rich groupies to rent her a villa in Bali – so that she could write her book – her true story – from the eyes of a crazy fucking person – that is Lohan – a read that I’d actually love to read – but that I won’t bother reading – because I don’t find her that interesting – and don’t really care about what self involved – victim bullshit she puts out there – knowing that her true story is in fact a lie – and that her true story is actually really fucking boring – an entitled rich kid sold to the industry and tormented – like shut the fuck up – I prefer actual AIDS babies or people who do good – not some some drivel about “then I met Harvey Weinstein and he was a dick, so I railed `18 grams of coke and sucked a lot of dick”…fuck off Lohan.. Here’s one of her excerpts – LOLZ…pathetic… Travelling sometimes leaves you speechless and in that silence, it leads you to greatness with a lot of stories to tell. – Lindsay Lohan (book coming soon) The post Lindsay Lohan Acting Weird in Bali of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sahara Ray Massive Tits of the Day

Posted on November 28, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sahara Ray is racy… She’s an instagram LA hipster party model with big monster fake tits – who originally got known for showing her big monster fake tits – that weren’t as big as they are now – YOU CAN SEE FOR YOURSELF HERE … on her really small bikini wearing frame – in the early years of instagram – which got her millions and millions and millions of fans and followers who were obviously following her for her fashion sense, her bikini choices, and not to jerk off to her big tits…. So she’s spent the last two or three years shooting with the good, respected, pervert photographers…traveling the world…attending all the cool events like she was Em Rat Cow, while probably being friends with Em Rat Cow, because both were running in the same getting naked for attention circles – and it’s not that big of a scene…you know funded by the same sugar daddies like Ryan Seacrest and other perverts – only Sahara Ray is less offensive in her success, because she doesn’t look like a weird faced bird with a bad attitude…..and she hasn’t booked the acting jobs because she fucked ben affleck….in fact, she hasn’t really done anything substantial, and instead of being a low level Kardashian who fucked Kanye, like Em Rat Cow…trying so hard to be empowered by showing her tits – Sahara Ray just keeps showing her tits…and is less annoying about it…. I appreciate that. The post Sahara Ray Massive Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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J.Lo’s Booty Shake Dance in the Club of the Day

Posted on November 28, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I guess J.Lo is out celebrating Castro’s death like all the other Cubans in Miami who were oppressed and forced to escape the country on a fucking raft made out of sticks, and old tires, and some gifts white tourists left over the years – during a 50 year communist rule of a dictator, who was apparently quite likeable if you weren’t American or Cuban…. Because why else would a mom be out at the club shaking her ass like she’s in her 20s, when she’s actually pushing 50….. Oh right, because she’s J.Lo, who still has a good ass and figures she’ll keep using it over and over and over and over until it fucking explodes – because shit makes her all kinds of money and the Hisapanics still buy her albums – and love her half naked, latin dancing….no matter what age she is – it’s a cultural thing..sure it’s a culture she’s appropriating because she’s zero hispanic, but was a great angle for her ridiculous career…that keeps going…like her ass.. Weird but not as bad as most mom’s I know or meet in the bars who are recently divorced wrecks – but they’re more willing to fuck anything and everything to deal with their sadness…. I guess the nice thing is that she can wear white pants now, without risk of periods…#menopause…makes it all more erotic.. The post J.Lo’s Booty Shake Dance in the Club of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsey Von’s Fit Athlete Bikini Body of the Day

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Last week, Lindsey Vonn, your Olympian, made headlines because she gave thanks to her boyfriend, who happens to be another light skinned black man, because as they say, once you go back, you never go back…and she’s just being a cliche… Now she’s in recover from some injury she had surgery for, and her body is fucking rippped…skiing goddess with the strong legs she can bounce up and down on black dick with, and probably does, because that’s why they keep coming around..if you’ve ever fucked a skier, or really any bitch with strong legs, as most Canadians have, since we only get around on skis and skates, you will know their ability to smash the fuck out of your balls with their pussy is legendary and worth hanging out at the ski shack drinking hot chocolate all day waiting for them to come in wearing their spandex outfits all fucking pumped up and testosterone filled – ready to fuck….if you’re strong enough to wrestle them into the back of your snowcat..,it’s called a little apres ski the way it was intended to be…If you know what I mean…and if you don’t…just look at Lindsey Vonn, your American ski hero and her fit as fuck body – it’s hot to me…so should be to you…since I’m the only person reading this. The post Lindsey Von’s Fit Athlete Bikini Body of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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