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Stephanie Pratt Gets Ready for The Hills Revival of the Day

Nothing says I am a career reality star, like producing clickbait for the paparazzi in staged bikini photoshoots… Because Stephanie Pratt, in case you didn’t know, is a career reality star, and when the main cast of The Hills fell off the map on their pile of money, this one, who never was, but thanks to her brother being Spencer Pratt, moved to the UK, the land of Reality Shows, where she became a European reality star, who gets to Vacation in Spain like the other Euro reality stars, and really make a life for herself overseas… Well, she’s coming back to America soon, older, more beat, because MTV has no original ideas and they are doing a The Hills Revival. We live in the world of nothing original, everything a revival, so it makes sense…and so does her spreading her legs for the paparazzi to generate some buzz… Good marketing work….something all interns at all companies should do…like they do..like Lewinsky did… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Stephanie Pratt Gets Ready for The Hills Revival of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Keyshia K’aoir See Through Nipples of the Day

Her name is Keyshia K’aoir … she is Gucci Mane’s Wife…. What is this WorldStar? Getting all the Hip Hop girls, doing some MediaTakeOut, covering some BOSSIP…. Because the Black crowd, the urban crowd, the Black Twitter is really the market I should be talking to, they are less uptight than you white people, they like to laugh at each other and make fun of each other, and it’s all in good fun. While white people are like “you made a rape joke, you were mean, you objectified her, you called her a whore or a slut, you’re mean”…. I think it’s time for a rebrand…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Keyshia K’aoir See Through Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Cindy Crawford Does the Beach of the Day

The good thing about Google is that when you see pictures of Cindy Crawford in a 3 piece bikini you’d expect her to be in, you know one of those middle aged fat chick bikinis that is built like a fucking bed sheet when the paparazzi is looking as to not humiliate herself because she isn’t the model she once was, you, the viewer can use it to find the pictures of her half naked making millions for her amazing body…I’ve seen her in person and even pushing 50, she’s spectacular…but her bikini pictures are a fucking serious fail….these could have been way more mom pussy on all fours with a sloppy belly hanging over her bottoms if only she knew what the public and the girls from her high school who hate her want…

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Gisele Bundchen’s Versace Spring 2012 Campaign of the Day

I already posted one of these pictures of Gisele getting work for Versace because the evil empire that is Victoria’s Secret turned their back on her for reasons I am convinced are transexual related….you know with all that possibly faked pregnancy, gay marriage to a football jock who’s favorite part of the game is in the locker room and more importantly being from Brazil the hub of western trannies….but that could just be fantasy….even if fantasy of trannies is not the kind of fantasy I really fucking want….it makes me feel gay…but it is the kind of fantasy I like to think happened to add some drama to an otherwise boring post…either way here is her cleavage and some stomach.

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Candice Swanepoel For Harper’s Bazaar Turkey of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is the kind of African I’d fuck without a condom despite the high AIDS rate and the odds of her having AIDS working totally against her, because she’s hot…and because you could probably blackmail her into paying you a monthly salary to keep your mouth shut for the rest of your life in the event that you did get AIDS in what could be the biggest loser mooching off famous pussy since K-Fed story this decade… She’s hot, her tits look good in a push-up bra, she’s posing sexy for Turkey, because despite being arab, they are less uptight than America, I do wish there was more pussy lip, but that’s a constant theme of my useless needs and wants and demands from pictures in magazines….since I’m a pervert…I mean just last night I got drunk and tried to make at least 4 drunk girls touch my dick over my pants in line at McDonalds….none of them went of it….cock teases…

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