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Jessica Simpson Hides The Chubcakes

What the hell man? Jessica Simpson looks pregnant again. I thought we were done with all this weight fluctuation nonsense. Is it really too much to ask for my favorite hotties to stay thin and attractive for me while I do absolutely nothing in return? I don’t think so either. Anyhow, here’s Jessica out the other night wearing a nice little pair of denim short shorts, which is awesome I might add, but the maternity-wear animal print top has got to go. No seriously, lose it. We want to see those big chubcakes you’ve got hidden under there.

The People’s Choice Awards Happened and I Don’t Care of the Day

I don’t watch this smut. I can’t handle awards shows created by the industry who creates these “artists”…even if they pretend the people chose, because really no one I know voted, leading me to think the people who did were not representative of reality, but of a niche gang of losers with no friends that no one cares about, looking for entertainment cuz knitting and crying themselves too sleep is getting boring. I hate these things, but Here’s a recap I wrote based on pictres… Ashley Tisdale was Ugly as always, Jennifer Aniston Lonely cuz no one wants to have a baby with her, Kayley Cuoco did it for John Ritter cuz he’s dead, Katy Perry brought her tits cuz they are all that matters when it comes to Katy Perry, Kritsten Stewart was Skinny White Trash with Cankles who was fucked by her dad growing up, Mila Kunis left her Culkin Aids back to die alone making her single and ready for me to fantasize about her, Minka Kelly is Not the Hottest Bitch in the World depsite what magazines say and either is Leighton Meester even though her criminal halfway house mom tells her she is to motivate her to suck more dick to get to the top, Natalie Portman busted out her maternity wear and so did Queen Latifah, Selena Gomez Smelled of Beiber Cum cuz teenagers these days know how to party, and Taylor Swift’s ass was still sore cuz Gyllenhaal only fucks the gay way in memory of his fallen love Heath Ledger….cuz he’s gay…and the rest of the trash was not worth mentioning, even if their pictures were worth posting cuz they looked like fucking shit or worth cumming on their tits….I’ll let you come to your own conclusion and that’s all I have to say about the People’s Choice Awards, which turned out to be a lot for someone who claims he doesn’t care…. People’s Choice The People’s Choice Awards Happened and I Don’t Care of the Day I don’t watch this smut. I can’t handle awards shows created by the industry who creates these “artists”…even if they pretend the people chose, because really no one I know voted, leading me to think the people who did were not representative of reality, but of a niche gang of losers with no friends that no one cares about, looking for entertainment cuz knitting and crying themselves too sleep is getting boring. I hate these things, but Here’s a recap I wrote based on pictres… Ashley Tisdale was Ugly as always, Jennifer Aniston Lonely cuz no one wants to have a baby with her, Kayley Cuoco did it for John Ritter cuz he’s dead, Katy Perry brought her tits cuz they are all that matters when it comes to Katy Perry, Kritsten Stewart was Skinny White Trash with Cankles who was fucked by her dad growing up, Mila Kunis left her Culkin Aids back to die alone making her single and ready for me to fantasize about her, Minka Kelly is Not the Hottest Bitch in the World depsite what magazines say and either is Leighton Meester even though her criminal halfway house mom tells her she is to motivate her to suck more dick to get to the top, Natalie Portman busted out her maternity wear and so did Queen Latifah, Selena Gomez Smelled of Beiber Cum cuz teenagers these days know how to party, and Taylor Swift’s ass was still sore cuz Gyllenhaal only fucks the gay way in memory of his fallen love Heath Ledger….cuz he’s gay…and the rest of the trash was not worth mentioning, even if their pictures were worth posting cuz they looked like fucking shit or worth cumming on their tits….I’ll let you come to your own conclusion and that’s all I have to say about the People’s Choice Awards, which turned out to be a lot for someone who claims he doesn’t care….

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Katherine Heigl Left Grey’s Anatomy

One of the beautiful faces in Grey’s Anatomy, Katherine Heigl has decided to leave the show for family matters. She needed to make a choice and she hopes that she had made the right one. In the previous weeks, intriguing speculations grew that actress Katherine Heigl was planning how to get out of one of the hottest TV series Grey’s Anatomy. She has not returned to the set right after her maternity leave. After weeks of waiting for the final decision, finally, it’s official. She decided to leave Grey’s because of her family and has no plans yet to advance her blooming film career. The actress said that she’s done and they had just finalized the agreement. Everyone really tried to find a peaceful and gracious way of letting her go and her moving on. She’s sad but this is what she desired to do. Since she started her family, it had changed everything that she wanted. In September of 2009, Katherine Heigl and Josh Kelley her husband had adopted their daughter Naleigh who was from South Korea. She took a three-month leave from Grey’s Anatomy to spend more time with her family. This experience made her want to focus more on motherhood. She wants to keep her life a little more mellow and be a little bit more of a mom. She considers her family as the most important blessings in her life and she wanted to be more available for them. Heigl’s fans might be disappointed because some of them would expect that Heigl will still have her farewell in Grey’s, but unfortunately, her January 21 episode was her last and that she will no longer appear in the season’s final five episodes. Katherine Heigl Left Grey’s Anatomy is a post from: Daily World Buzz Continue reading

Russell No Fan Of Basketball

British comic Russell Brand scored court side seat to the LA Lakers last night but by the sounds of it he wasn’t that impressed with what he saw. Brand Tweeted after the game that the he missed West Ham, the British soccer team he supports, more than ever and couldn’t understand why Kobe and crew are all millionaires. “I’ve just heard the Lakers are all millionaires,” he said on his Twitter page . “How! I put my balls in a basket ONCE and I was thrown out of the maternity ward. “What is a Laker anyway? A sub aquatic Quaker? It doesn’t make sense. “And they pick the ball up in their hands. God, I miss West Ham.”

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J-Lo Is A Miami Mami

Land Shark stadium rolled out the red carpet again at the Miami Dolphins game for part owners Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony this weekend. And um, what is J-Lo wearing? Is that tent or is it left over from her maternity wardrobe

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Mariah Carey’s Drunk Tits of the Day

Mariah Carey was drunk, I wonder if it was from drinking too much or if her brain medication just had a weird reaction to what she ate, putting her into some kind of high that almost looks like she’s ready to be dragged by her fuckin’ hair to the alley behind the club and date raped, unfortunately, her celebrity status and the crowd it draws makes for a total fuckin’ cock block. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Even a Komodo Dragon Knows Good Day LA is Shit of the Day

I am glad I have no money to travel to LA so that I will never accidentally land on this Good Day LA show that I constantly plug. The shit is so strange that I feel it’s mocking morning TV and maybe only people in LA really grasp it’s relevance, because to me and a Komodo Dragon it’s nothing but a pile of shit of a TV show

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