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Nina Agdal Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Nina Agdal is showing off her favorite pose…she calls it trapping the rich man before it’s too late… Where she gets into the fetal position, her great ass popped out, face covered, making her look vulnerable, tapping into the rich guy’s alpha predator instinct that makes him want to pounce hard, especially since she’s in a slutty bikini, an animal print bikini, to let him know how wild, animalistic and ready to be ravaged she is…..you know flooding him with ideas…before showing him her retard face so that when she does the reveal he’s too horny, checks signed, black cards pulled out, transaction fucking approved. It’s a tactic…you know. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Nina Agdal Ass in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Jessica Simpson Hides The Chubcakes

What the hell man? Jessica Simpson looks pregnant again. I thought we were done with all this weight fluctuation nonsense. Is it really too much to ask for my favorite hotties to stay thin and attractive for me while I do absolutely nothing in return? I don’t think so either. Anyhow, here’s Jessica out the other night wearing a nice little pair of denim short shorts, which is awesome I might add, but the maternity-wear animal print top has got to go. No seriously, lose it. We want to see those big chubcakes you’ve got hidden under there.

Wild Things: Celebrities Releasing The Beast In Animal Print

Maybe we have Coming To America to blame…but it seems like we can’t go two days without seeing some star in public wearing some sort of animal print like they’re from Zamunda. Sometimes they look sexy, other times not so much.

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Wild Things: Celebrities Releasing The Beast In Animal Print

Wild Things: Celebrities Releasing The Beast In Animal Print

Maybe we have Coming To America to blame…but it seems like we can’t go two days without seeing some star in public wearing some sort of animal print like they’re from Zamunda. Sometimes they look sexy, other times not so much.

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Wild Things: Celebrities Releasing The Beast In Animal Print

Minka Kelly Sexy In Animal Print

I know that from time to time Derek Jeter manages to steal a few bases from Minka Kelly , it’s hard to play defense against that douche, but I still think she’s hot as hell and I can’t keep my eyes off of her. Here she is looking stunning as she crosses the street the other day in her sexy animal print top. I like it. Hmmm, I think I’ve said all there is to say about these shots so I’m just going to sit back and enjoy the show.

Sophie Turner’s Upskirt Save

It seems that all my hard work making Aussie hottie Sophie Turner a household name has all gone to waste. Here she is NOT giving us a good look up her short skirt.

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Runway to Red Carpet: Is Fergie Spot On?

Who would have thought Fergie of all people could make a multi-color animal print dress look fierce? No offense to the singer, but she doesn’t always set the fashion bar very high….

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Gwen Stefani Shows Off Her Bra Strap of the Day

If you can get off to a girl’s bra strap, you’ve got some serious fucking issues.

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Kim Kardashian Dressed Like a Fat Exotic Animal for her Birthday of the Day

The BIG news today is that Kim Kardashian is squeezed her fat ass into a tight dress for her birthday that is pretty much advertising hat she’s no longer a spring chicken and is just one year away from 30, not that anyone could think of her as a spring chicken, since we are all tainted by the screenshots her getting fucked by some black dude in video…..and when a girl fucks a black dude in video, you know she’s been thru a whole lot of other dudes first. This wasn’t a losing my viriginity lets document the shit for future references and memories so I can show my kid, it was the type of situation where she let a motherfucker piss on her and I don’t know about you, but most girls need to be pretty well practiced in the pussy to let a motherfucker piss on them and the sex tape was more a “let’s generate some buzz, make some money, follow Paris’ lead and do all that shit because I have no shame and I am a whore” and everyone knows pornstars start out sluts before doing porn… Either way, she’s a fat slob of a woman with a dirty cunt who is too old to jerk off to but some of you like her, so here are the pics. Pics via Bauer and via Fame

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Jennifer Tilly’s Tits in Leopard Print Bathing Suit of the Day

Jennifer Tilly brought her sloppy lookin’ body out to the pool and all you fans of Jennifer Tilly’s tits should have been expecting this because 95% of the time a girl has retardedly big tits, the rest of her follows fuckin’ suit. At least she tried to be ironic by wearing an animal print, because she looks like she belongs in a fuckin’ barn and I feel like I am at the fuckin’ zoo watching a slob in its natural habitat, only next time she should go for the cowprint, to be a little more accurate. I know some of you get excited about big tits, so I guess she deserves a post, even if her body really deserves a fuckin’ personal trainer and diet plan….

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