Her name is Jolina Pollex. She looks fun. Like a Salad You’d Like to Toss even if it could give you E.Coli and make you shit out your soul until you die a pretty quick death…which would be worth it because you know you got to get with Jolina Pollex….whoever that is….or this is…..you just know she’s better than anything you’ve had and that it’s ok to tap out at your peak rather than to live the mediocre life you’ve chosen to live….Jolina Pollex gives hope. The post Jolina Pollex Likes Tomatos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Is Tip next in line to smash Jennifer’s colossal cakes to smithereens? Fresh off of not one, but TWO young-boy break-ups , Jenny might be trading blocks from Bronx to Bankhead. Rumor has it her latest conquest in none other than the Family Hustleman himself. With TI’s myriad marital problems and vow to avoid the mediocre , would it be any surprise if he wanted to prove a point to Tiny by banging one of the baddest in the game?? According to Star Magazine: “The 44-year-old has been telling friends that her new romance [with T.I] has been a ‘godsend.” “T.I. thinks she’s the complete package,” gushes the source. “No one would be surprised if they became official sooner rather than later.” “They have a genuine connection,” dishes a pal.” Hate to break it to you J.Lo…but God didn’t send you someone else’s husband! Jenny changes men more often than her underwear , so it’s not shocking that she’d hop on TI’s Troubleman if given a fair opportunity. But we wonder what Tiny has to say about this “genuine connection” TI is forming with Jenny from the Block? Could this foul fling be the nail in the coffin of TI & Tiny’s ride-or-die relationship?
When Jay-Z and Kanye West dropped “Otis,” the rap world was set ablaze. People talked about the mediocre remixes that were sure to follow. California MC, Game , hasn’t done a remix. He’s delivered a half baked diss record. I’m not exactly sure who this is aimed at considering he goes from taking shots at Jay-Z and other rappers to rhyming about having a woman sit on his face while using portions of Big Sean’s hit, “My Last.” Game then jacks the melody from Frank Ocean’s “Novacane” to spit more irrelevant lines about irrelevant subjects. With his R.E.D. album being delayed time after time, does Game really have room to talk? At least the guys he’s taking aim at are posting some sort of numbers. A diss record from Game would be cool if this were 2005. Take a listen and hit us with your review of the track. Related Posts: Jay-Z & Kanye West “Otis” [NEW MUSIC] 2011 MTV VMA Nominations, Kanye West Scores 7 Frank Ocean & Jay-Z In The Studio Together [PHOTO]
