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Jessica White Is A Victoria’s Secret Model For Halloween

Here is Victoria’s Secret supermodel Jessica White ‘s at the 1st Annual Lingerie Halloween Party. This is why I love Halloween. It gives women an excuse to dress up in sexy outfits and not be called a sl%t. Obviously, Jessica is dressed in her work clothes so it’s not much of a costume, but I’m not complaining, girl is smokin’ hot! On another note, I’m a little disappointed I wasn’t invited to this shindig. I mean, wouldn’t Jessica look better a with blogger next to her and not some douche looking farmer ?

Kate Beckinsale Vs. Jessica Biel: Total Recall Edition

This is a tough choice. Both Kate Beckinsale and Jessica Biel are gorgeous. To pick one is too difficult. That’s why I am going to let you guys choose by commenting below . I can’t wait to see how this turns out.

Kat Dennings Busts Out For CBS

Here’s Kat Dennings showing off her super impressive talents at the 2012 CBS Press Tour. It is no wonder why 2 Broke Girls is still on the air. Based on those boobies alone, they should renew the show forever! Anyway, all this boob talk is making me sleepy. I wish I could rest my head on those and never wake up.

Kate Beckinsale Is Straight Up Gorgeous

I post a whole lot of hot mom pictures, I know that sounds weird, but celebrity chicks make the hottest moms. Here’s one of the hottest MILF’s on the planet, Kate Beckinsale , strutting her stuff as she runs some errands yesterday. At least I think she’s running errands, hot women get all dressed up when they go to the grocery store right? It doesn’t matter, the woman is gorgeous, she’s in a tight white dress and she’s got my crotch all hot and bothered.

Jessica Biel Because She’s Gorgeous

Does anyone else think that Jessica Biel is almost too sexy? I know, that’s crazy talk, there’s no such thing as too sexy. That’s like saying a stripper is too naked or beer is too delicious. Ridiculous. Anyhow, here she is at some event last night looking absolutely gorgeous. Alright so she’s not frolicking in the surf in her bikini like the last time we saw her, that was almost too good to be true, but she’s still working it for me. I’ve never heard anyone say anything bad about Jessica’s hotness, I think it’s pretty much universally known that this chick is just bangable. Period.

Jessica Biel’s Delicious Booty In A Bikini

They don’t happen all that often, but when they do they rarely disappoint. I’m talking of course about pictures of Jessica Biel in a bikini. Awesome. Alright so technically she’s just in bikini bottoms, I don’t know anybody who swims in a long sleeve shirt, but those bottoms are so hot that it doesn’t really matter. The chick is just gorgeous, almost too gorgeous, so that booty plus a little bathing suit add up to a pretty incredible party going on right now in my pants. Thank you Jesus. I need more.

Kate Beckinsale Is Dangerously Hot

It’s no secret that Kate Beckinsale is the hottest MILF on the planet right now, she’s just perfect, so I had to post these pictures of her at yet another Underworld nerd party. I don’t think it’s safe to have nerds around this hottie, one look in their direction and we’ll be hearing a lot of “Boing!” noises. That’s cartoon for erection. Although she’s probably use to dealing with stray boners.

Kate Beckinsale Is Just Incredible

With her sexy vampire or alien or monster movie or whatever it is doing so well at the box office, Kate Beckinsale must be riding high. Here she is at some Underworld event the other day launching teenage nerds into manhood with her super MILF powers. The woman is spectacular, she’s a national treasure. I don’t think she’s even American, but she belongs on a coin…. Topless of course. Call your congressman.

Jessica Biel Is Just Perfection

I’m not sure why Jessica Biel was invited to the Golden Globes last night, I can’t can’t remember the last movie she’s been in, but I’m glad she showed up. Here she is showing us just how perfectly hot she is as she shows up to some party for hot girls. The Chick is gorgeous, she deserves better than that guy from NSYNC . Someone with a real job, someone who’s really good at using a computer for blogging purposes. You know what I’m talking about. Call me.

Jessica Biel’s Cleavage Peek… Sort Of

I’m a little confused by this top picture, am I supposed to be turned on or weirded out? I don’t know what to do. Here’s Jessica Biel at some sort of fashion party in New York City last night giving us a nice peek at her cleavage, at least trying to give us a peek, but she’s making this weird face I don’t like. I don’t like it at all. Luckily it was just a bad angle or bad lighting or something because for the most part the rest of the shots are pretty good. I’m still not really seeing that cleavage though. What gives? more pictures of Jessica Biel here