Here’s an actually modern love story: Girl meets Boy. Girl has sex with her husband for the first time in years while fantasizing about Boy watching them and ordering her when to come. Girl stalks Boy. Girl lets her manic horniness for Boy, whose last name she might or might not know, demolish her moribund… Read more »
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I Love Dick, And If You Love A Lusty, Honest Portrayal Of A Woman’s Midlife Crisis, You Will Too
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Mariah Carey is on a quest for attention – it’s obviously a midlife crisis or a diversion from her singing career…pollute all she’s accomplished with busting out her tits, in see through shirt, intentionally, as an empowered woman or feminist, or crazy person who knows she can sing, has all the money from singing, but doesn’t know if she’s still hot enough to be jerked off to like she was in her old Music Videso…or if she’s just a haggard washed up weak chin pushing 40 trying desperately to be jerked off to… I mean why else has the last 6 months of her as a single mom been about her tits, I mean maybe her entire career was about her tits and I was just blinded or deafened by her angelic and annoying voice….and I guess what it comes down to is that tits are great….even when they are on rich and famous cunts who you know are annoying to be around…because they are still tits…being used for attention…the way tits are supposed to be used. The post Mariah Carey Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Mariah Carey Nipples of the Day
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Miranda Kerr was fired from Victoria’s Secret for fucking Justin Bieber – I keep saying this because it amazes me that more people don’t talk about this every time the divorcee mom’s name comes up. You see even if Bieber was 18, he still looks 15, and the fact that this Miranda Kerr bitch would cheat on her husband, probably not the first time, and throw away her career or at least her biggest client who pretty much created her, to fuck Bieber is beyond a midlife crisis and totally insane…. Well, being fired has allowed her to reconfigure what she wants out of life as a bikini and lingerie model…since being fired she’s got some new tits, did some nude editorials, booked a reebok video and is still getting paid…but now she’s decided to sing….and it’s weird…but better than Katy Perry.
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Miranda Kerr Tries To Broaden Her Career Perspective
I didn’t know that Interview Magazine was a 70s erotica magazine….where they pose their girls like they were in Playboy….I thought shit was about the interviews…not about masturbation material….but I guess they are just people who mastered the whole “fashion nipples” aren’t “porn nipples”….so that mainstream advertisers buy into their shit cuz it is cool – while I get labeled a porn site for posting their advertising funded nipples….when trying to get Mercedes to advertise here…. Either way, I appreciate nipples…whether they are fashion nipples or porn nipples or even everyday girl nipples… So here are the pics…
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Agyness Deyn for Interview Magazine of the Day
Scarlett Johansson is now a stage performer…and not the kid rocking a pole…like the stage performers we like best…and I guess it’s just some midlife crisis situation where she’s trying to prove she’s an actual actor and that acting is an actual art cuz memorizing lines for an entire play is a challenge…when normally she just remembers lines for one scene…or even one shot…in what is almost a joke of a career…that no actor will ever admit…cuz they are paid too much to say it’s a joke….but not as big of a joke as Scarlett Johansson’s tits…what’s going on here….she’s lost all she had going for her in the process of this career move….and it makes no sense to me…maybe we gotta ask Big Daddy….he’s got all the answers….cuz big stepDADDY….just doesn’t get what’s going on here… I guess Cat on a Hot Tin Roof is officially a murder mystery….killing her tits – then hiding them – in the South. TO SEE THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
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Scarlett Johansson in Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Isn’t Sexy of the Day
Like most girls…Lucy Pinder has tits…but unlike most girls…Lucy Pinder has life changing tits…tits that inspire…and that she has made a living out of…but I think I am just tapping into my animalistic hormones today…cuz every girl I see is giving me fucking boners…all because they don’t look like my wife….even if they are old enough to be my wife…or maybe…Lucy Pinder’s a babe…..a babe who knows her worth and shows her titties to prove it…cuz really…tits aren’t a big deal…
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Lucy Pinder’s Hot Recent Topless Frank White Photoshoot of the Day
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I don’t know if this is for a Breast Cancer campaign – since she had breast cancer – or if this is a midlife crisis that makes her want to get involved in some artsy half naked shit cuz it makes her feel like she’s doing something substantial…and really I don’t care…I’m just glad it happened.
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More Kylie Minogue Artsy Erotica of the Day
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I can’t quite figure out if this picture of Rihanna is a step up from their last issue staring Snooki’s gut on a rocket , or if they went to the same barn they pulled that pig out of and came out with this….you see because something about Rihanna makes me hate her and in hating her leaves me unable to appreciate that she’s showing the world her ass in a magazine…and I think that’s that she’s got no talent, she was nothing but a teen hooker fucking British men in Barbados, who got some kind of break, probably cuz she was fucking British men in Barbados, and in turn became the entity that she’s not humble about in anyway. I have friends in Barbados and I’m surprised the bitch hasn’t been shot and thrown into the Ocean yet, cuz she is that hated there…but I guess I should learn to seperate myself from people I’ve never met, cuz even talking like this is making me feel weird….so look at her ass and forget all the wrong in the world she’s done..while remembering the best move of Chris Brown’s career was trying to kill the bitch to save humanity…but instead got in trouble for it…he’s really a bleach blonde hero…while Rihanna’s songtrack to her life is about being a blackhead…. FOLLOW ME
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Rihanna’s Ass on the cover of Rolling Stone of the Day
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Here’s Courtney Cox on set in a bikini, cuz TV doesn’t find mom’s in a bikini inappropriate, but I do. Nothing like a mom body in a bikini to encourage us to get married, knock a bitch up, only to leave her and spend your money on young groupie pussy, until you realize that you can’t keep up with young groupie pussy, and that all they want is for you to be a dancing monkey novelty act they show off to their friends at their college parties all while spending your Scream 1 through 3 money, that you don’t mind them spending until their tighter than your wife’s pussy gets boring and you get tired, making you crawl back to the familar menopausal vagina, tell her that you miss her and the kid, and that you want your old life back, blaming a midlife crisis and jealous about her and her costar from TV, only for all this to be a thing of the fucking past….Right?…. FOLLOW ME
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Courtney Cox Mom in a Bikini Again of the Day
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